125 result(s) for Maxwell Smart Quotes.
"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."
"You've got to think like a spy!"
"I’m in the phone book under 'Smart.'"
"The old adage is true: if you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, wait for them to self-destruct."
"It's a matter of life and death. Or maybe just a serious case of identity crisis."
"I have the same amount of brains as a cantaloupe. Maybe a little more."
"I once had a pet rock. It was a great friend, but it just wouldn't talk."
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"It’s like looking for a needle in a stack of hay. Only there is no needle and the hay is on fire."
"You know, the world is a very dangerous place. We need to stick together."
"I told you, I can't keep a secret. I can’t even keep a sneeze!"
"Just because you're a genius doesn't mean you have to act like one."
"To me, failure is just a chance to begin again. With a little more intelligence."
"I’m the best! And don't you forget it!"
"Don’t worry. They can’t hurt you if you’re already dead."
"I don't want to hear about your problems unless you're buying me a drink."
"I'm very good at things I don't want to do."
"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!"
"Sometimes you have to be smarter than the TV."
"If only I had a dime for every time I've been in this situation."
"I’m not great at math, but I know results when I see them!"
"This is truly a sticky situation. If only there were a way out!"
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"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you."
"I can’t walk on water, but I can swim."
"It's always darkest before the dawn – which is when I take my coffee break."
"Remember, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And maybe also the bad guys."
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
"Your secret is safe with me, until I forget it."
"Ah, the old 'we'll have to get back to you on that' routine."
"I can’t believe it! I’m a ‘59 and I keep getting older."
"Agent 99, I can’t go on without you! Unless I have to."
"This is Control, I’m requesting clearance to land. Over."
"Sorry, I got carried away with the whole spy thing."
"I'll have to think about that one."
"I’m not a spy, I’m a secret agent!"
"Beware of the cone of silence!"
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"One agent’s disaster is another agent’s opportunity."
"NOTE: This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds."
"That’s what I’m trying to say. Well, not exactly like that."
"Here’s what I think... probably wrong."
"You’re right! Can I say that again?"
"Shh! This is a top secret conversation."
"I don’t think that’s what they meant by ‘operation.’"
"I’m very observant. You can ask anyone who knows me."
"Control has to control me every once in a while."
"This is going to be a long day."
"No one ever takes me seriously."
"I’m here to save the world, even if it takes a while."
"You just have to learn to play along."
"I really didn't see that coming."
"I'm more of a 'wait and see' kind of guy."
"I’m not a spy. I’m a secret agent."
"I’ve got a bad feeling about this... or is it a good feeling?"
"If I can just find the phone booth."
"In the battle of wits, I’m unarmed."
"The only thing I’m good at is being bad at being a spy."
"Stay close to me, Chief, I’m going to need your help."
"That’s what they said about me in school. 'He’ll never amount to anything.'"
"I’m not a hero, I’m just doing my job!"
"You can take my badge, but you can’t take my freedom!"
"I was the best student they ever had... until I graduated."
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."
"Now, let's think this through, right to the end!"
"I see you’re in a little trouble."
"Agent 99, you’re the best partner a guy could wish for."
"Don’t worry, Chief. I have a plan!"
"A little intelligence goes a long way, but a lot can be dangerous!"
"I think I just set off an alarm, Chief!"
"The world is a dangerous place, especially when you can’t think straight."
"It's a secret agency, how can I tell you anything?"
"I’ll have to get back to you on that, Chief."
"Who could have foreseen this?"
"I’m going to have to call my lawyer."
"I’d like to thank my parents for raising me—never knowing what I’m doing!"
"That’s classified information!"
"Missed it by that much!"
"I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you."
"Sorry about that, Chief!"
"The old ‘fake-out’ routine!"
"I’m from CONTROL, and I’m here to help!"
"It’s like a bunch of crazy geese!"
"I’ll just go in and get my underwear, if you don’t mind!"
"Agent 99, hold my hand!"
"I know what you did last summer!"
"I’m not a bad shot... but I’m a little shaky."
"This is a job for Smart!"
"The Cone of Silence... it’s a bit of a misnomer."
"To me, it’s a matter of principle."
"My name is Agent 86, but you can call me Smart."
"I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve made it through some tough spots."
"The light’s on, but nobody’s home."
"The Chief will understand. He always does!"
"That’s a great idea! But I’ll leave it to you."
"I’ve got a sneaky feeling about this!"
"It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s just that I don’t care."
"I’m on the job, just not right now."
"I should be on this like a fly on a fly"
"That’s classified. I’d have to kill you."
"And love, Chief... is the greatest weapon of all!"
"You know what they say: ‘Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.’"
"Would you believe...?"
"Sorry about that, Chief."
"It's all part of the job."
"I missed it by that much!"
"Kaos has been thwarted once again."
"I'll have to go undercover."
"Now, let's get down to some serious monkey business."
"Is there anything you can't do, Smart?"
"Chief! I think I've got it!"
"The old switcheroo!"
"You can’t be serious!"
"This gadget is guaranteed to work."
"That's the kind of thing that makes me mad!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll take your word for it."
"You know what they say, 'A little bit of luck goes a long way.'"
"I could've been a contender!"
"I'm on to something big!"
"Do you want to play a game?"
"I think we're in a bit of a jam."
"The enemies of CONTROL are out to get us!"
"Don't be a wise guy."
"It's all part of my cunning plan!"
"I had an idea, a good one too!"
"You, the hero, and I, the sidekick!"
"Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse!"
"One day, I'll be a real agent!"
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