105 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Friends.
"Friends are the family you choose."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that we make each other laugh for probably three hours a day."
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and you both just take a nap."
"There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship."
"Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps!"
"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget."
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"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but in the leg. That’s the kind of friend I am."
"The best time to make friends is before you need them."
"We’ll always be best friends because you know too much."
"You’re my favorite friend."
"There's nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much."
"I get by with a little help from my friends."
"A friend who is far away is sometimes much nearer than one who is at hand."
"Friends don't let friends do stupid things alone."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"We’ll always be best friends because you know too much!"
"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard."
"A friendship that can end never really began."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you tons and think of you often."
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"Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."
"The only time a friend will make you cry is when they make you laugh so hard."
"You are my favorite notification."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, but when I'm with you, every day is filled with laughter."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything you need."
"There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate."
"I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
"True friends stab you in the front."
"Friends forever, unless we’re fighting over pizza."
"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like, in the leg or something."
"You know you're friends when you can sit in a room in silence and not feel awkward."
"You're my favorite person to annoy."
"We’ll always be best friends because the voices tell me to."
"If you fall, I will be there to catch you. With love and snacks."
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"I wish I could be as thin as my wallet."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you... and will still steal your fries."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
"Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone."
"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light."
"You know you’re friends when you start to share your food."
"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there—except when they’re on vacation!"
"I don’t need a therapist; I have my friends."
"Friends are like fart; they all stink, but your own is the most fragrant."
"You’re my favorite person to annoy."
"I can’t imagine a life without you. It would be like a broken pencil—pointless!"
"My friends are my non-sarcastic support group."
"You’re the peanut to my butter."
"The only thing better than having you as my friend is my kids having you as their godparent."
"If you’re ever sad, just remember that I’m the reason why you’re always smiling and laughing—at my jokes."
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"A best friend is someone who will always be there for you when they can’t even be there for themselves."
"I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But in the leg. Or somewhere that doesn’t hurt as much."
"If my life was a movie, my friends would be the directors."
"You’re like a fart. I can’t ignore you, and I can’t explain you, but you’re here to stay."
"Friends are like shoes. Some you can wear all day, and others you can’t wait to take off."
"I love that we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite friend."
"Friends are like farting. It only matters to you. Everyone else stops and smells it."
"I don't know what I did to deserve a friend like you, but I do know that you owe me."
"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you terribly and think of you often."
"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
"If they ask why you’re late, tell them you were with me."
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even though you are slightly cracked."
"We’ll always be friends because you know too much."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"I was an innocent being, then my best friend came along."
"Friendship is having a hard time finding a true friend who isn't always on the 'epic' side of 'epic fail.'"
"You know who you are! You’re the one I’m talking about!"
"Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas."
"Best friends are the ones that can make you laugh even when you want to cry."
"A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart."
"We're like a really small gang."
"If friendship is your weakest point, then you are the strongest person in the world."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"I don't need friends. I have dogs."
"We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone."
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps."
"Friends are like fat people. They all come through for you."
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked."
"It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"We all appreciate good friends and we're all good friends to our friends. If only they would just stop being so weird!"
"If you’re ever in a jam, a crumpled dollar bill is better than a new penny."
"Friendship means having a shoulder to cry on. Or, as in the case of some friends, having a backseat to sleep on."
"Having a best friend is like having a sister. Who will steal your clothes."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But in the leg. Just enough to distract you."
"If you can’t laugh at your friends, who can you laugh at?"
"Behind every successful person is a best friend giving them crazy ideas."
"If you’re going to be late for our meeting, just be sure to text me so I know you’re awake."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"A friend is someone who can make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again."
"Friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there… especially during a crisis."
"Best friends are the ones who bring out the best in you — and sometimes the worst!"
"You’ll always be my friend, you know too much."
"Friendship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
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