130 result(s) for Poop Quotes.
"You can’t take care of your love life if you can’t take care of your poop life."
"Everyone poops. That’s the great equalizer."
"The poop is always greener on the other side."
"It's not the size of the poop that matters, it's how you use it."
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
"If your butt itches, it means you're less than a foot away from a dirty poop."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted - or a day you just didn’t poop."
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"To pee or not to pee, that is the question; to poop, however, is never a consideration."
"You are what you eat, and if you don't poop it out, it does you no good."
"I’m just saying, you can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a poop sandwich."
"The only thing worse than a bad day is a bad poop."
"Life is full of surprises, just like a well-timed poop."
"If it seems like I'm a little 'off' today, it's because I haven't pooped."
"Clean your house, but make sure to leave room for life’s little messes – like poop."
"When in doubt, go take a poop."
"I wish I was potty trained on how to love as well as pooping."
"Poop is a natural part of life; learn to appreciate it."
"There's a thin line between a good day and a bad day – and it often involves poop."
"Sometimes you have to let it all go; it’s just poop."
"If you can't laugh about poop, life can be pretty serious."
"The best things in life are free, like a good poop."
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"You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice – and you need to poop."
"Some days you just have to take a poop and move on."
"Poop is part of life; embrace it!"
"In the end, we all come from the same poop."
"It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it."
"Everyone poops. It’s a natural part of life."
"The only thing that poops is life, and that’s a fact."
"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and you can't just flush the truth away either."
"Biologically, we’re all just a collection of poop and chemicals."
"In the end, we all break down into nothing but poop and dust."
"I have not yet begun to defecate."
"Life is too short to expel your guts over something so trivial."
"I think there’s a very good chance I’ll die on a toilet. But it’s not the way I’d choose to go."
"A good deal of pragmatics goes into one’s bowel movements."
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"Taking a dump is like planning a trip. You need time, a good plan, and it helps to have a good map."
"Toilet humor is not just for children; it's a universal language."
"Have you ever noticed how poop is like a badge of honor?"
"If you find yourself overwhelmed by things you can’t control: just remember, even poop works its way out eventually."
"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you, or an unpressed poop."
"Someone told me that I should always take the high road, but I prefer the low one. At least the low road has toilets."
"When you gotta go, you gotta go. It’s a basic human right."
"Remember: Every flower has its thorn, and every toilet has its reason."
"So many of us are afraid to talk about the truth. Well, the truth is, sometimes you just have to poop it out."
"To poop is human, to go in peace divine."
"Do not meddle in the affairs of poop, for it is subtle and quick to anger."
"The trick is to enjoy the process of pooping! It’s practically an art form."
"You can’t always control the circumstances of your life, but you can control your poop!"
"When life gives you poop, make fertilizer."
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, and pooping is the ultimate simplicity."
"Doo-doo happens."
"The poop always rises to the top."
"I had a fabulous time, but my film was a real turd."
"The best thing about being a parent is that you can always tell the kids to stop doing that because you'll have to clean it up."
"I think that is the essence of comedy: to laugh at the absurd and the ridiculous, and at ourselves, of course. It’s like poop."
"I do not like that thing. I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!"
"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow... unless it’s poop."
"You know you’re on the right track when you become uninterested in looking back."
"Poops and giggles."
"The only thing that comes between me and my poop is a good toilet."
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face... or need to poop."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, don’t worry. Others will poop on you."
"I don’t always poop, but when I do, I make sure it’s monumental."
"The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music."
"I think that’s the most important thing to remember: sometimes your problems go down the toilet!"
"Poop happens."
"We’re all just a bunch of poop sandwiches walking around pretending to be classy."
"If life gives you poop, make fertilizer."
"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion, or some poop in the air."
"Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive… or without a good poop."
"Success is just a fancy word for good poop."
"In a polite society, we are taught to ignore the unformed humor of poop, yet perhaps it may bring us all together!"
"There’s no such thing as a bad joke—only a well-timed poop."
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of poop."
"The shoulders of giants may help us rise above, but we all must step back occasionally to admire the poop."
"The whole world can be divided into two categories: non-poopers and poopers."
"That’s the problem with inner peace: it often leads to a sudden need to poop."
"Never let your problems become bigger than your toilet."
"Everyone poops. It's a fact of life, and it’s normal."
"To lose the ability to blush is to lose the ability to think morally."
"The only thing more dangerous than a good idea is a bad idea. A bad idea that evolves will often produce feces."
"Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
"Everybody has to be somebody. I just chose to be a poop."
"I like things that are funny. I like things that are lighthearted. I like poop jokes."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Some would say I'm a genius. Others would say I'm a complete dumbass. Either way, I'm pretty much the same. I poop."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, then you should probably take a look in the mirror after a poop."
"You can't be mad at someone for pooping too loud. It's a natural sound!"
"Poop, the universal humor, finds its way into every culture."
"The only thing better than a full belly is a happy heart and a good poop."
"Sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith and trust that the toilet will be there when you need it."
"In the circle of life, poop is just part of our contribution to the cycle."
"I base my fashion on what doesn’t itch, and clean underpants are always in style."
"The best part about going to the bathroom is knowing you're about to feel perfect."
"Fecal matters are not matters to be taken lightly."
"Everything can be explained in two words: ‘I pooped.’"
"A good poop is like a rainbow; it brings joy at the end of a storm."
"Toilet humor is not just for children; it's for everyone who can appreciate a good laugh."
"If you can't find the joy in a good poop, you might be taking life too seriously."
"Remember, poop is just a part of life. Embrace it!"
"Sometimes, the best therapy is a long sit on the toilet."
"Life is too short to dwell on what comes out in the end."
"Never trust a fart; it might be a poop!"
"Poo happens, and life goes on."
"If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"Everyone poops. But not everyone understands that it’s a beautiful part of life."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. The second greatest trick? Making people think poop is gross."
"Poop happens. Just flush it and move on."
"Life is like a toilet; it can be a bit messy at times but it’s all about how you flush it."
"Happiness is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"We're all human, and we all poop. The quicker we accept it, the better off we'll be."
"Toilet humor is an essential part of being human."
"Laughing at our own shortcomings is what keeps us all grounded."
"You can’t get rid of the poop but you can learn how to deal with it."
"Everybody has to take a dump once in a while; it reminds us we’re alive."
"Life is a lot like a toilet. It has ups and downs, and sometimes you just want to get off."
"At the end of the day, we’re all just trying to navigate our own toilets of life."
"The only thing we all really have in common is that we all poop."
"Cleanliness is next to godliness, but let’s be real – everyone poops."
"Sometime you just have to let it go, like a turtle in the wild."
"Poop is a great equalizer; it reminds us we’re all the same."
"Awareness is the first step. Yes, we all poop!"
"Life is messy and ridiculous, just like our bathroom habits."
"It’s okay to take a break in the middle of a stressful day. Everyone needs to poop."
"Every time you poop, you are giving birth to a new thought."
"Let’s not forget that poop is a natural part of life’s cycle."
"Embrace the poop. It's a universal experience."
"Poop might not be glamorous, but it is honest and real."
"There’s no need to be embarrassed about our body’s functions; they keep us human."
"Sometimes a good laugh is the best medicine for a dirty situation."
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