121 result(s) for Funny BBQ Quotes.
"I love my barbecue like I love my friends: hot and a little saucy."
"Grillin' and chillin' is the name of the game!"
"The only thing better than grilling is eating what you’ve grilled."
"Barbecuing is like a sport. You need the right gear and a lot of practice."
"I’m a barbecue ninja. I chop, I slice, I smoke, and I eat!"
"If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the barbecue pit!"
"Barbecue: where the meat is tender, and the jokes are a little corny."
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"I told my wife I was going to grill outside, and she said, 'I hope it’s not another 'smoked' meat incident.'"
"A balanced diet is a bratwurst in each hand."
"Real men don’t use recipes, they just make it up as they go!"
"Friends don’t let friends eat bad barbecue!"
"There’s no better time than summer for grilling, unless you count breakfast."
"Nothing brings people together like good food, especially BBQ!"
"I don’t need therapy, I just need my grill!"
"Good barbecue isn’t just food, it’s a way of life."
"Every BBQ is a potential food fight waiting to happen."
"The best part of grilling is that you don’t have to wear pants!"
"Barbecue: because sometimes, you just need to play with fire."
"A good BBQ is like a sitcom: full of laughs and a little smokiness."
"I grill, therefore I am (even better than I was last week)."
"Fire up the grill, it's time for some serious 'meat'-ing!"
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"Why did the barbecue go to therapy? Because it couldn't stop smoking!"
"Barbecue: where even the bad jokes are better when they come with ribs."
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."
"Life is too short to eat bad barbecue."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy barbecue, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"The only time to be positive you have a clear path is when you’re on the edge of a cliff."
"BBQing is like an art form, and I’m a starving artist."
"Friends don’t let friends eat burnt barbecue."
"Eat well, laugh often, and never forget to barbecue."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Especially barbecue."
"I like my barbecue like I like my humor: smoky."
"A balanced diet is having a burger in each hand."
"If grilling isn’t an option, I don’t want to know!"
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"We’re all made of meat, we might as well be barbecued!"
"Don’t worry, be happy. And barbecue."
"Why did the BBQ grill break up with the hot dog? It found someone more a-‘grill’-iant!"
"What’s a magician’s favorite BBQ? A grilled cheese sandwich, because it disappears right before your eyes!"
"Barbecue: the only sport where you can eat the evidence."
"You’re my BBQ heartthrob!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Just like when I told her I forgot the BBQ!"
"Keep calm and grill on!"
"The difference between a good cook and a great one is the ability to grill."
"Every grill tells a story, but it’s usually just ‘burnt or not burnt.’"
"Meat is not just a food; it’s an experience. Especially when it’s grilled!"
"I can’t wait to barbecue my problems away!"
"There’s a fine line between a barbecuer and a grill master."
"I told my wife I was going to grill some steaks. She told me to quit playing with my meat."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy BBQ, and that’s pretty close."
"I’m just here for the BBQ and the awkward moments."
"Life is too short for bad BBQ."
"I like my grilled vegetables like I like my jokes - well done."
"Good barbecues are like diamonds: they’re rare and sparkly."
"I don’t always grill, but when I do, I prefer to make every single item on the BBQ."
"BBQ sauce is just ketchup that took a vacation."
"When life hands you lemons, trade them for BBQ!"
"A good BBQ is like a conversation: you need the right ingredients."
"To grill or not to grill? That is the question."
"If you’re not supposed to eat late at night, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"I love BBQ so much, I put it on my cereal."
"It's not just a BBQ, it's a lifestyle choice."
"You know it’s a good BBQ when you’ve lost your eyebrows."
"Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!"
"The secret ingredient is always BBQ sauce."
"Grill it, baby!"
"Keep calm and grill on."
"Happiness is a BBQ and cold drinks!"
"BBQ: the only drama I want in my life."
"I grill therefore I am."
"We’re having a BBQ: it’s like a party, but tastier."
"Don’t worry, BBQ happy!"
"Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it's a start."
"I would rather be eating barbecue."
"There’s a lot of fancy cooking out there, but where’s the beef? On my barbecue."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy barbecue. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"Every grill is an opportunity for unique flavor and fun."
"A barbecue is just a fine restaurant with a baby-sitter."
"I love to watch the barbecue chef work; it’s like watching a magician."
"I have a barbecue that is actually a smoker. Both are great, but I don't want people to think of me as just one thing."
"Summer is a state of mind. And barbecue is its language."
"Me and my buddies, we’re the barbecue kings!"
"Good barbecue is born from the ashes of the past."
"Barbecue: a rightly executed balance of science and art."
"In the world of barbecue, you can be anything from a novice to an expert chef at your backyard barbecue!"
"If you’re not willing to start a fire, why would you want to roast a marshmallow?"
"Life is more flavorful with a little BBQ."
"Forget the fork—grab a rib!"
"Barbecue is what I do; it’s a hobby, a labor of love."
"A good barbecue can fix just about anything."
"There’s no BBQ without the fun part: eating!"
"Truth is, I really like brisket."
"You can tell a lot about a person by what they eat at a barbecue."
"Eat more barbecue, it’s goo-ood for you!"
"Barbecue isn’t just food; it’s a culture."
"There’s no better feeling than seeing a pile of meat on a grill."
"I like my meat like I like my vacation: well done."
"Grilling takes the formality out of entertaining. Everyone wants to get involved."
"If you’re grilling and the smoke isn’t getting in your eyes, you’re not doing it right."
"I have a love affair with my grill."
"Life is too short to eat bad BBQ."
"Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it’s a start."
"I’m just a guy who likes to grill things. I can’t help it."
"People who love to eat are always the best people."
"Grill it, and they will come."
"BBQ: Where the only focus is on food and the company on the grill."
"A great BBQ is only as good as the conversations it sparks."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy BBQ, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"The only thing better than grilling is grilling with friends."
"Eat meat and respect the grill."
"Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends."
"Barbecue is a way of life—a way to love and a way to live."
"I’d rather be grilling."
"The grill is my happy place."
"When I grill, I’m happy. That’s just the way it is."
"Get your grill on and light up that BBQ."
"BBQ: The only conflict I want on my plate is whether to have seconds."
"The best foods are cooked with fire and smoke."
"I grill, therefore I am."
"Trust me, you’ll want to bring the BBQ, not the salad."
"If you think BBQ is just for summer, you’re doing it wrong."
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