129 result(s) for Short Dirty Quotes.
"I like my coffee like I like my men: strong, hot, and able to keep me awake all night."
"Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look."
"The best thing about a hit-and-run is that you can leave them wanting more."
"I’m not a winemaker, but I can make all your grapes feel good."
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"My love for you is like a fart; it may be hard to contain, but it’s always pleasant to release."
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"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
"I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."
"Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours; tails, you’re mine."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"I want to be your reason to look at your phone and smile."
"You can’t be my friend if you think I’m too loud!"
"They say that laughter is the best medicine. I guess that makes you my doctor."
"You had me at 'hello'. But you lost me at 'how are you?'."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Roses are red, violets are fine, I’m a great poet, and I’m not even trying."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber."
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two, we had to go."
"You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life."
"They say money talks, but I’d rather it whispers sweet nothings."
"I may not be the best, but I’m definitely not the worst!"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
"If you’re going to be a mean person, at least be a damn good one."
"Without sin, we cannot be redeemed."
"I’m not a victim. I’m a survivor."
"I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter."
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for bears. Bears will kill you."
"I didn’t choose the thug life; the thug life chose me."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"Be a voice, not an echo."
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"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
"I’m on the patch to recovery; I just took a detour."
"Behind every successful woman is herself."
"I don’t need your approval; I have my own."
"My mom said I’m a special snowflake."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza."
"You miss 100% of the naps you don't take."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I didn’t plan on being a crazy cat lady. I just love cats."
"I don’t make mistakes, I make messy decisions."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll laugh at you."
"Sometimes, you have to play dirty to win."
"I’m not a bad person. I just make bad decisions."
"I like my coffee like I like my men: dark, bitter, and to the point."
"I’m not a player; I just crush a lot."
"I may be a dirty girl, but I’m not a dirty thinker."
"Somebody has to step outside the box, and I’ll be the one to do it."
"Being bad feels pretty good, huh?"
"I’m not a freak. I’m a limited edition."
"We can’t all be nice. Somebody has to be mean."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to dirty dance with her."
"If you’re going to be a mess, at least be a beautiful mess."
"I like playing with fire, but I’ve learned how to avoid the burns."
"I’m not insulted by all the dirty jokes; I’m proud!"
"I have a dirty mind and a clean heart."
"Play it like you mean it, dirty or not."
"Why be normal when you can be a little dirty?"
"Oftentimes, your dirty thoughts lead to the best ideas."
"Dance like nobody’s watching, but play like everyone is."
"I’d rather live my life filled with mistakes than to die having done nothing."
"I love the way you rock it and dirty dance to it."
"Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere."
"I’ve got a dirty mind and a heart of gold."
"Dare to be dirty in a clean world."
"Let’s get dirty and have some fun!"
"If you're not a little bit dirty, you ain't doing it right."
"I'm not a dirty girl; I'm just not afraid of being dirty."
"Sometimes being naughty feels nice."
"There’s a fine line between a groove and a rut."
"A little dirt never hurt anybody."
"Do it like you mean it. No regrets."
"The best things in life are dirty and fun."
"Nice is good, but naughty is better."
"Life is too short to be clean all the time."
"What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom."
"Sin boldly, but love deeply."
"You had me at dirty talk."
"Get dirty, have fun, wipe the slate clean."
"I like my coffee like I like my men: hot and a little bit dirty."
"If it’s not a little scandalous, is it even worth it?"
"Pleasure is the best ingredient."
"The only thing dirty about me is my mind."
"I’m just a girl who likes to play in the mud."
"Sometimes, the things we do for fun can be a little dirty."
"Being naughty is not a crime, it's a lifestyle."
"When in doubt, get a little dirty."
"Heaven is a place on earth with you, and a little bit of dirt."
"Life's messy, embrace the chaos."
"They say cleanliness is next to godliness, but I prefer the other side."
"The messier you are, the more fun you’re having."
"A clean mind and a dirty heart is a balance."
"I may be a bad influence, but you can't see me in the mirror."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a drink, and that’s pretty close."
"Dirty minds think alike."
"I don’t need a therapist, I just need to go to a bar."
"Wine is my favorite fruit."
"I have a dirty mind and a clean mouth."
"I like my coffee like I like my men: hot and strong."
"If you can’t handle my dirty mind, you don’t deserve my clean body."
"I’m not a player, I just crush a lot."
"A little dirty never hurt nobody."
"I’ve got a good heart but this mouth…"
"I’m going to make you feel things that you didn’t even know you were capable of feeling."
"Being bad is good for the heart."
"I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye."
"If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
"Eat. Sleep. Be Dirty. Repeat."
"I’m not shy, I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive."
"I’d like to see you in a more compromising position."
"There’s a fine line between a runner’s high and a drunken stupor, and I plan to woo the line."
"Why limit happy to an hour?"
"Life is too short to be serious. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"I’m a dirty girl in a clean world."
"I think I’m allergic to mornings."
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