130 result(s) for Funny Witch Quotes.
"I’m not a witch. I’m a 'good' witch."
"A witch’s brew is just a fancy term for a really messy kitchen."
"I’d love to stay and chat, but I’d rather have a cauldron full of fun."
"I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine... or at least, until the next full moon."
"Witch better have my candy!"
"If the broom fits, ride it!"
"I’m just a broom stick short of a full witch."
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"Never underestimate the power of a witch with a Netflix subscription."
"I think I might be a Wiccan because I like to hex and chill."
"I’ve got a cauldron full of magic, and a side of sass."
"Just a witch trying to make magic happen."
"Witchcraft is just science without the degree."
"I’m not a grouch; I’m just a witch that needs her coffee."
"Some days you’re the witch, and some days you’re the enchanted broom."
"I spell trouble everywhere I go!"
"Broomsticks are for flying, not grounding!"
"Witchful thinking always brings sprinkles of joy."
"Life is short—be a witch with a broom full of surprises!"
"Don’t make me hex you!"
"Black cats and magical hats, that’s what witches are made of!"
"If you can’t handle my witchy side, you don’t deserve the spellbinding me!"
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"Caution: Witch at work! Messy spells may occur."
"I put the ‘fun’ in fundamental witchcraft!"
"To be a witch is a cauldron full of giggles and spells!"
"This witch is powered by coffee and a dash of magic!"
"I'm not a bad witch. I'm just a bit misunderstood."
"What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!"
"I’m a witch with a dark side, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun!"
"When your broomstick has a flat tire, it's time to call a tow-broom!"
"A witch is just a girl who refuses to be ordinary."
"I've got my witch hat on and I'm ready to fly!"
"If you can't handle me at my cauldron, you don't deserve me at my broom!"
"There's no such thing as a bad witch, just a witch with a sense of humor!"
"Why was the witch's broom late? It swept in!"
"I'm a witch! I can fly, I can read minds, and I can brew the best coffee."
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"Caffeine and magic: the fuel of every witch!"
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a cauldron!"
"Why do witches get bad spells? Because they use their broomsticks for everything!"
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right—witch style!"
"Just because I’m a witch doesn’t mean I can’t have a little magic in my heart!"
"A witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!"
"Why did the witch go to the doctor? She felt a little broom-y!"
"Being a witch is like riding a broom. You might take a few tumbles, but you'll always get back up."
"A witch never puts away her broom. It's just too much fun to ride!"
"Some days, I just want to sit on my broomstick, drink pumpkin spice, and laugh at the world."
"If you think I'm scary, you should meet my broomstick!"
"Why was the witch bad at soccer? Because she kept flying over the goal!"
"I'm here for the boos, the brews, and the spells!"
"Behind every successful witch is a substantial amount of coffee."
"Why do witches make good friends? They always know how to cast a spell of fun!"
"A witch is a woman who can’t be binary - she is both wise and wild."
"If there's a witch in your neighborhood, it's probably because you forgot to take your trash out."
"Witchcraft is the ultimate form of glamour."
"I’m not a witch; I’m your wife!"
"Some of my best friends are witches, and they always put a spell on me to make me laugh."
"I love how you can always count on a witch to brew a hot pot of trouble."
"When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a jar of pumpkin spice."
"I put a spell on you because you're mine."
"Witches are just women who have made bad choices in their boyfriends."
"I might be a witch, but I still want the things that you want – like chocolate and coffee!"
"I’m not saying I’m a witch, but I did just turn a broom into a vacuum."
"The only magic I know is when I mix my cocktails!"
"Never underestimate the power of a good witch with a well-stocked pantry!"
"Sisters who slay together stay together – especially if they're witches!"
"If you think I’m a witch, just wait until you see me in my Halloween costume."
"Witch, please – I’m just here for the snacks!"
"A witch can’t change the world, but she can certainly change what’s for dinner."
"Just because I’m a witch doesn’t mean I don’t have a sense of humor!"
"Not all witches wear pointy hats; some of us wear sweatpants and eat pizza."
"With great power comes great responsibility, but I just want to have a good time!"
"There’s no broomstick quite like a good attitude!"
"I don't care what anyone says, I’m still going to have my cauldron and spell over my coffee!"
"As a witch, I have to keep my sense of humor – it’s my best spell!"
"I turned myself into a newt... and then I forgot to turn back!"
"Be careful who you call a witch – I might just magically disappear with your snacks!"
"Take a broom ride – it’s cheaper than therapy!"
"A witch is a woman who is in touch with her inner self. That might also mean that she has a wicked sense of humor."
"I may look like a pumpkin, but I have a witch's heart!"
"Witch: a fun-loving, spell-casting, broom-flying woman."
"If you think I'm a witch, you should see my sister!"
"Some days you just have to put on the hat and remind yourself you’re a freaking magic maker!"
"Witches don’t get old, they just get classic!"
"I’m not saying I’m a witch, I’m just saying you might want to look over your shoulder."
"Be careful, or I will put a spell on you! And not the fun kind!"
"I’m not a regular witch. I’m a cool witch!"
"Every witch needs a broom; mine just happens to have a built-in coffee maker!"
"I’m here because the voices in my head told me to be!"
"I put a spell on my coffee; now it's just magical!"
"Witchcraft: where every day is a good hair day!"
"I’m so glad I don’t have to experience my former life. Being a witch is much more fun!"
"Some days you’re the witch, and some days you’re the broom!"
"With great power comes great responsibility... and fabulous shoes!"
"When life hands you lemons, just put them in your cauldron!"
"I’m not a bad witch; I’m a good witch who’s a little misunderstood!"
"Real witches are not afraid of hard work – it just gives them more time to mix potions!"
"Sometimes I wish I could be a bird; just so I could fly away on a broomstick!"
"It's not the broom that makes a good witch; it's the sense of humor!"
"Don’t mind me; I’m just brewing some mischief!"
"I put the ‘W’ in witch!"
"Witchcraft is 90% knowing how to blend your colors; the other 10% is attitude!"
"You can’t scare me; I’m a witch with a sense of humor!"
"Every witch is a diva in disguise!"
"A witch a day keeps the boring away!"
"I put a spell on you, and now you're mine. You can't stop the things I do!"
"Witch: the best compliment you can give a woman."
"If you think I’m a witch, you should see my sister."
"I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!"
"The witching hour is a time you can do anything!"
"Witches don’t know what they want, but they know how to get it!"
"I’m a witch. I’m not a superhero."
"My broomstick runs on wine."
"I’m just a text away if you need a little witchcraft in your life!"
"A witch is just a girl who has realized her potential."
"I’m not a bad witch, I just do bad things!"
"I can’t help being beautiful. I’m a witch, and it gets me places."
"Casting spells and breaking hearts!"
"Witchcraft: because salt and patience only go so far."
"Behind every great witch is a man breaking her broom!"
"Every day is Halloween for witches."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you!"
"Some days, my mind is like a broom closet... it’s cluttered!"
"Witching you a happy Halloween!"
"I’m in my broom phase. What’s your superpower?"
"Just because I’m a witch doesn’t mean I can’t have fun!"
"Not all witches are bad, some just prefer cats."
"I put the ‘broom’ in ‘broomstick’!"
"Good witches can have beards too!"
"Witchcraft is my cardio."
"If the broom fits, fly it!"
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