114 result(s) for Cool Tombstone Quotes.
"Here lies a man who was a great husband and father. It’s too bad he made a lousy fisherman."
"I’m spending the rest of my life in the ground."
"The only thing I want is to be honest in my work and to honor my loved ones."
"I was hoping for a pyramid."
"This is the end of the road for me."
"Saved by Grace, not by works."
"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not much of it."
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"Died of boredom."
"I made some mistakes. But I wasn’t the only one."
"I always knew I would end up here."
"Well, here I am. What’s it to you?"
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard that."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get."
"You can’t take it with you."
"At least I’m not in traffic."
"Rest in Peace - I wish you had."
"I’ll be back...to haunt you."
"Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, I’m free at last."
"Finally, a good night’s sleep."
"In loving memory of someone who told me to never stop laughing."
"What’s next on the adventure?"
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"Here lies a man who knew how to get in touch with his feelings. And then, shortly thereafter, decided it wasn’t worth the trouble."
"I’m not really dead. I’m just sleeping."
"I died as I lived. Intoxicated."
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
"Hated in life, hated in death."
"I was never here."
"This is not the end. It’s the beginning of a journey."
"Rest in peace. But I’m not really resting."
"I’m just taking a break."
"Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there; I do not sleep."
"The only way to deal with this life is to find your own way to death."
"Good night, sweet prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."
"Gone fishin'."
"I’ve gone to the great gig in the sky."
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"Life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last."
"I always knew I’d end up here."
"Chose the wrong career."
"The grave is a fine place to contemplate existence."
"Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're done."
"Wish you were here."
"I guess life is a bit like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
"I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of not trying."
"Here lies a man who had a passion for life."
"This is the end of a beautiful friendship."
"I’ve gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please ask me to wait."
"I came, I saw, I conquered."
"I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. A dead person."
"I don't fear death; I welcome it."
"Rest in peace, but don't be afraid to haunt the living!"
"I’m just resting my eyes."
"Well, here I am. I chose the wrong place to rest."
"Please turn me over."
"I never met a man I didn't like."
"Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."
"Life is a joke, but death is a punchline."
"Now I know the secret.
I wasn't really living,
it was just a dress rehearsal."
"You can’t keep a good man down."
"In the end, it doesn't matter. I made the most of it."
"Life is short, but death is forever."
"Here lies a man who had a great sense of humor."
"At least I'm not in traffic anymore."
"Don't cry, I'm just a ghost."
"I may not be with you, but I will always be in your heart."
"Here lies a man who was born a human being and died a success."
"It’s only when you’re in the ground that you find out the truth about life."
"I was hoping for an epiphany, but all I got was this lousy tombstone."
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down."
"Thank you for not judging me."
"You can't take it with you."
"I’m not dead yet!"
"Life’s a journey, not a destination."
"I'm outta here!"
"Rest in peace: I’m just taking a long nap."
"This is not a burial; it is a celebration of life."
"The last laugh is on me."
"Here's to the memories we left behind."
"The ultimate goal of life is to look good while dying."
"Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty I'm free at last."
"Gone fishing."
"Well, that’s over."
"Better to burn out than fade away."
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."
"Always look on the bright side of life."
"You will never be forgotten."
"Died with a smile on my face."
"I told you I was sick."
"That's all folks!"
"Here lies a man who was a great friend. He knew how to gather his friends around him. We’re all here, and we miss him dearly."
"Forever in our hearts."
"The best is yet to come."
"Goodnight, sweet prince."
"I may be gone, but I’m still watching."
"To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die."
"Here lies a man who loved a good joke."
"The adventure begins."
"Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down."
"This is not the end; it’s just the beginning."
"I was handed a donut and told I could have anything I wanted."
"Gone, but not forgotten."
"Life is but a dream."
"Rest in peace, sleep in peace."
"I’ll be back."
"When I die, I'm going to leave my body to science fiction."
"I’m not dead. I’m just taking a break."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to."
"You couldn’t take it with you. I didn’t try."
"Resting in peace is only for people who had a peaceful life."
"Dancing with the stars."
"I finally learned how to relax!"
"The last laugh is the best laugh."
"Look down, don’t let them see you cry."
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
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