131 result(s) for Madea Quotes.
"I take a long time to get ready, but when I do, I look good!"
"You can do bad all by yourself."
"We’re all human. We all make mistakes, and we all have needs."
"Don’t let nobody tell you who you are. You know who you are."
"I have a lot of people come to me for advice, but I ain't perfect myself."
"Girl, you better fix your face!"
"You can't be hearing what they saying, just see what they doing."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"If you don’t know how to treat a woman, learn how to treat your mama first."
"Some people just need to be put in their place!"
"You ain't never too old to grow up."
"They can't stop me; I can't be stopped!"
"As long as you don't get in my way, things are going to be fine."
"You can't keep my love, but you can have my respect."
"What don't kill you makes you stronger, and trust me, I've had my fair share."
"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."
"It’s not how you start; it’s how you finish."
"Oh, hell no!"
"I’m going to keep on cranking out these quotes!"
"Don't let nobody take your joy!"
"I don’t blame them. I blame the system."
"Sometimes, you just need to lie down and take a nap."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"I ain't no fool. I'm just not that crazy."
"I come from a long line of strong women."
"Just because I’m angry doesn’t mean I want to fight."
"The best way to deal with a problem is to face it head-on."
"If you're going to be dumb, you gotta be tough."
"Arm yourself with love and grace!"
"I ain't got time for all this! You gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."
"If you don’t like me, you don’t have to be around me. I’m going to do what I do. You can do what you do."
"Don't let anybody steal your joy."
"Sometimes you have to put your foot down. And with a big foot, you can stomp out more than just bad behavior."
"Honey, you can’t pay for your blessings; they are given to you free of charge."
"When you put on a good wig, you feel like you can conquer the world."
"Being single is not a curse; it is a blessing. Enjoy it!"
"Life can be hard, but you gotta laugh through the pain."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"Learn to take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila."
"You have to learn to say no. Everybody can't keep coming to your door all the time."
"When life hits you, hit back harder. Make it worth your while!"
"You gotta know your worth. Don’t let anybody else define it for you."
"Don't be afraid to speak your mind; sometimes your voice is all you have."
"Prayer changes things. It may not change your situation, but it will change you."
"You can be in love with someone, but sometimes you just have to let them go."
"What's meant for you is meant for you. Don't force things that are not yours."
"No matter what you do, you can't be afraid of change."
"When someone tells you they need help, don’t just tell them it will be okay. Be there for them."
"You can't let fear stop you from living your life."
"Sometimes you just need to stop and have a good laugh at the nonsense around you."
"Forgiveness is not just for the other person; it’s for you."
"Take care of your business, honey, and don't let nobody tell you what you can't do."
"If you don’t know what you want, you’ll never find it."
"Sometimes we can judge others too harshly without looking at our own flaws."
"You can't just wake up one day and decide you want to be happy. You have to actively pursue it."
"True strength is having the courage to be vulnerable."
"Never let a man define your worth. Find it in yourself first."
"Hurt people hurt people. But healed people heal people."
"You don't have to be a victim. You can be a victor."
"You are not responsible for how people feel about you. You're only responsible for how you treat them."
"Sometimes you gotta put the phone down and just be present."
"If you don’t like your job, you don’t take it out on the people you work with."
"You can’t fix a broken heart, but you can mend a broken relationship."
"You’re not gonna sit here and talk to me like I’m a little kid. I’m a grown woman!"
"I’m not going to buy into your drama. You can keep it."
"If you can’t change the people around you, change the people around you."
"Forgiveness is not a gift you give to someone else. It's a gift you give to yourself."
"You better talk to somebody that can help you!"
"I can’t help you if you don’t want to help yourself."
"Get your life together; nobody wants a hot mess."
"Don't let anyone take your joy away from you."
"Life is too short to be mad all the time."
"You have to take care of yourself first before you can help others."
"There's a difference between being real and being rude."
"You can’t worry about what others think of you. You just gotta live your life."
"Learn to take care of yourself, because if you don't, nobody else will."
"Sometimes you gotta make tough decisions and let people go."
"You can't go through life with a closed heart."
"When life hits you, you gotta hit back."
"Pain is a part of life; learning from it is how you grow."
"Don't let fear stop you from living your dreams."
"A little laughter can go a long way in healing."
"Family is everything, even when they're hard to deal with."
"You can't have a testimony without a test."
"It's not what you call me, it's what I answer to."
"Don't make me go all Madea on you."
"In my house, I don't put up with no nonsense."
"Sometimes you have to let them go so that you can go on with your life."
"I ain't got time for no mess."
"You better take care of yourself, because no one else will."
"You are not someone's property. You are your own person."
"I will shoot you in a minute."
"Don't let nobody tell you what you can't do."
"You may be able to fool the people around you, but you can’t fool me."
"You can’t get through life without facing challenges."
"You can’t handle the truth."
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you need to create your own."
"Life is too short to be wasting time on the wrong people."
"I’ve learned that when you care about someone, it's not just about love; it’s about understanding too."
"Never let someone come into your life and make you feel like you’re no one."
"A man ain’t a man unless he can pay his bills."
"Look at your life and see how important you are."
"Sometimes you have to let them cry it out and get it out of their system."
"You can’t keep doing the same thing, expecting different results."
"Honey, you better learn my name, because I ain't going nowhere."
"Don't tell me what I can’t do! I will show you what I can do!"
"Always be careful about the people you surround yourself with. There are a lot of wolves in sheep’s clothing."
"Ain’t nobody got time for that!"
"Hurt people hurt people. That's how it works."
"You know what? I'm tired of all this drama. I'm tired of all the mess."
"What I look like, a veterinarian? I'm not gonna take care of nobody's dog!"
"You don’t have to like me, just respect me."
"If you don't want to keep it real, you might as well be fake."
"I keep my friends close and my enemies in the trunk."
"I can do bad all by myself."
"You better get your life together, girl, before someone else gets it together for you."
"Don't get caught up in your mess. Be a better you."
"Life is too short! Don't let anyone steal your joy."
"One monkey don't stop no show."
"You can’t take care of nobody until you learn to take care of yourself."
"The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow."
"Sometimes we have to be broken to realize how strong we really are."
"Don’t let nobody tell you what you can’t do."
"When you know better, you do better."
"If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly!"
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
"I’m not a doctor; I’m just Madea."
"The Lord helps those who help themselves."
"Keep your eyes on the prize and your feet on the ground."
"You can't appreciate the good times unless you've been through some bad times."
"Life will throw you curveballs, but you gotta keep swinging."
"Don't mess with my family or my church!"
"I find that when you are able to forgive, you are able to move on."
"Every closed door is a new opportunity."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
