116 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Missing You.
"If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you."
"You know you miss someone when you can't stop thinking about them. You know you’re just a little bit crazy when you’re talking to yourself about them."
"I miss you like an asthmatic misses fresh air."
"I miss you like a kid misses nap time."
"I miss you like a dog misses his ball."
"I miss you like a musician misses a gig."
"Missing you is like a bad haircut. No matter how much I try, I just can’t make it look good."
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"I miss you like a cookie misses milk."
"I miss you like a chef misses a sizzle."
"I miss you more than I miss sleep."
"I miss you like a cat misses its sunbeam."
"I miss you like a raccoon misses the dumpster when it’s locked."
"I miss you like a bee misses its flowers."
"I miss you like a penguin misses the ice."
"I miss you like a kid misses the playground."
"I miss you like a holiday misspent with the in-laws."
"I miss you like a turtle misses its shell."
"I miss you like everything good in life is just out of reach."
"I miss you like a book misses its readers."
"I miss you like a tourist misses their camera in a beautiful city."
"I miss you like coffee misses mornings."
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"I miss you like a seatbelt misses a car crash."
"I miss you so much that I can't even get my work done. The only thing I can think of is missing you!"
"I miss you more than pizza, and you know how much I love pizza!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I missed you, I would be rich."
"I miss you like a bad habit."
"I miss you more than I miss my morning coffee, and that says a lot!"
"It’s like you’ve taken a piece of me with you and I don’t know how to get it back."
"I miss you like a kid misses their blankie."
"I would miss you even if you were just in the next room."
"If you think I miss you, you should see my diary."
"Missing you is like a brain freeze, but instead of cold, it's just the absence of you."
"I miss you like a cactus misses water."
"They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I think absence makes the heart go 'where did you go?!'"
"I miss you more than a proctologist misses his finger."
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"The only thing worse than missing you is very fondly remembering when I got to see you."
"I miss you more than a dog misses a fire hydrant."
"Missing you is like trying to remember someone I never met."
"I miss you so much it’s like you took my brain and went on vacation."
"If missing you is a crime, I am guilty as charged!"
"I miss you like a mosquito misses blood."
"Missing you is the easiest thing in the world; my heart has a PhD in it."
"I miss you like an artist misses their muse."
"You know you're missing someone when you keep looking at their last message."
"You know you miss someone when you wish they were there to tell you all the stupid things you’ve done."
"If I had a dollar for every time I missed you, I would start a new bank account."
"I miss you like a nerd misses his glasses."
"You're like my favorite song. I miss you when I can’t hear you."
"Missing you is like missing a math test. I just can't function without you."
"I miss you like a dog misses a bone."
"I miss you like a thief misses a good heist."
"Miss you? Nah, wish you were here to drive me crazy again!"
"I miss you like a cactus misses rain."
"I miss you like a pirate misses his ship."
"I miss you as much as a fish misses a bicycle."
"I miss you more than a child misses their candy."
"If I had a 'miss you' dollar for every time I miss you, I’d be rich."
"I miss you like a moth misses a flame."
"Missing you is like chocolate cake without the chocolate."
"I miss you like a car misses gas."
"I miss you like a boat misses its dock."
"I miss you more than the universe misses your presence."
"If you are feeling lonely, know that I’m missing you like crazy!"
"I miss you like a sunbeam misses the warmth of sunshine."
"Distance means so little when you mean so much, but I still miss you like crazy!"
"Missing you is not an option; it's a lifestyle!"
"I miss you even more than I miss my coffee in the morning."
"I miss you so much that I can’t even breathe without you."
"I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts."
"You don’t realize how much you miss someone until they’re gone. But I still don’t miss you as much as I miss my pizza."
"I miss you more than a fat kid misses cake."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder— but it makes the mind go wander."
"I miss you like a kid misses school on weekends."
"I miss you like a missile misses its target."
"I miss you like a bird misses the sky."
"I thought of you today. But it's okay, I didn’t miss you. There’s a difference."
"I miss you more than I miss the last piece of chocolate."
"When I miss you, I read our old chats and laugh— then I miss you even more."
"I miss you like a broken pencil—the point is pointless without you."
"I miss you like a bee misses honey."
"If I had a dollar for every time I missed you, I’d be rich."
"You’re like a fart, I can’t stop thinking about you but at the same time, I just want to get away from you."
"I miss you. It’s like my heart is a pie, but someone took a slice and it just doesn’t taste the same."
"I thought of you today, but I didn’t miss you. I just thought you should know."
"You know you miss someone when you can’t wait until the next time you see them, just to again realize how much you miss them."
"I miss you more than words can say. But let’s be honest, it’s really the snacks I miss most."
"I miss having someone to annoy."
"I miss you like a puppy misses its favorite chew toy."
"I miss you more than a cow misses a hamburger."
"I miss you like an idiot misses the point."
"I miss you so much that I could take a nap. Oh wait, I am taking a nap!"
"I miss you more than the sun misses the sky at night."
"If I had a dollar for every time I missed you, I would be a millionaire."
"I miss you like a squirrel misses a nut."
"I miss you like a fat kid misses cake."
"Missing you comes in waves. Tonight I’m drowning."
"I miss you like a donut misses its sprinkles."
"You know you're missing someone when you wish you could turn back time."
"I miss you even more than the kid who forgot to bring a snack to school."
"I miss you like an astronaut misses the earth."
"I miss you like my coffee misses sugar."
"If I had a nickel for every time I missed you, I would have five cents."
"I miss you like a kid misses recess."
"I miss you like a musician misses a good note."
"I miss you like I miss vacations that are not canceled."
"I miss you like a bee misses flowers."
"If I could plant a flower for every time I miss you, I could walk through my garden forever."
"I miss you like a lonely planet misses its moons."
"I miss you like a clown misses his makeup."
"I miss you like the deserts miss the rain."
"I miss you like a treasure hunter misses their gold."
"I miss you like a cat misses a good nap."
"I miss you like a refrigerator misses its humming sound."
"I miss you like a pizza would miss its toppings."
"I miss you like a writer misses their deadlines."
"I miss you like a dog misses his favorite toy."
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