128 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Hawaii.
"I was in Hawaii the other day. The Big Island. I felt like I was in a travel brochure, only I couldn’t afford to stay in any of the places I was looking at."
"Hawaii is the only place in the United States where you can get a ‘Loco Moco’ for breakfast and then fly to the mainland to fight a ten-dollar parking ticket."
"In Hawaii, you can see the only people who don’t know what time it is actually still have watches."
"I lived in Hawaii for a year and a half. It was an unbelievably beautiful place, but I was also only there during the warm months, so I think I got a little bamboozled."
"Hawaii is like a postcard that comes to life, only it's got a much better sense of humor."
"Being in Hawaii is like being in a beautiful dream, except for the sand in your shorts."
"I love Hawaii. It’s the only place you can wear flip-flops and be overdressed."
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"When you’re in Hawaii, you don’t go fishing to catch fish; you go fishing to think about how much better your life could be if you can just avoid doing anything at all."
"Hawaii is the only place I know that charges you to wear a swimsuit. Because where else would you wear a swimsuit to the grocery store?"
"Being in Hawaii is kind of like being in a bad fashion show. You have palm trees and skinny people in bathing suits—it's just all a little confusing."
"Hawaii is a perfect place for people who enjoy the whole laid-back experience of pretending that they are working hard while actually sipping a Mai Tai."
"You know you live in Hawaii when your grass is brown and your pool is blue."
"Hawaii: where the air is so fresh it only smells bad if you’re hungover."
"Hawaii is an experience, kind of like happiness, but with more sunburn and less responsibility."
"A bad day in Hawaii is still a better day than a good day anywhere else."
"Hawaii is the only place I've been where it’s acceptable to work on your tan while on conference calls."
"In Hawaii, a loaf of bread costs less than a sandwich when everything is on the menu."
"I don’t think it’s possible to be unhappy in Hawaii, unless you have to get out of the water."
"I went to Hawaii once and it was full of lava. That was a hot mess; someone really should've painted the signs better."
"Hawaii is the only place you can find a rainbow at a fast-food drive-thru."
"The best thing about Hawaii is that you can bring your bad jokes with you and they still land like a parrot that’s flown into the sun."
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"In Hawaii, it’s always summer; the best way to beat the heat is to just start laughing."
"They say the only thing hotter than the Hawaiian sun is the lava flowing up your credit card, just in case you plan to visit."
"Hawaii is the only place where you can surf in the morning and then have a barbecue with the same folks you just shared a wave with."
"I went to Hawaii to relax. Instead, I ended up getting a tan and a new perspective on life—one that includes pineapple on everything."
"I love Hawaii. It's a great place to just relax and enjoy life. But this is my life on Hawaii, 'Hawaii five-O? More like Hawaii five-below!', when you're trying to get by!"
"I was in Hawaii for a week. That's all it takes for me to conclude that it is the most beautiful place in the world. Not to mention, it’s hard to get your diet to stick when you're surrounded by all that great food."
"Hawaii is a paradise in which the hospitality is just as warm as the weather."
"If a man is not a Hawaii guy, he is not a man. I’m just kidding... I think."
"Hawaii is not just a place; it’s a state of mind, complete with beach cocktails and umbrellas."
"A Hawaiian vacation is the only vacation that begins with a coffee and ends with a cocktail and never leaves the beach."
"I would rather be a fish in Hawaii 'cause they seem to live a good life: no bills to pay, free food, and the occasional fishing line."
"In Hawaii, we don’t call it ‘working from home.’ We call it ‘working from the beach.’"
"Hawaii is like having a bonfire on a beach. Sounds wonderful until you realize it’s the sunburn that lingers long after the fire is out."
"Only in Hawaii can you see a surfer on the water while the rest of us are struggling to keep our balance in a hula dance."
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"What’s the difference between a Hawaiian and a pile of cats? One is a feline paradise, the other is just paradise!"
"Hawaii: the only place where you can have a frozen margarita at 10 am with no judgment."
"You know you're in Hawaii when your idea of fashionable includes a sarong and flip-flops, and nobody bats an eye."
"People in Hawaii live longer because they see the ocean every day without having to run away from it."
"If you don't like the weather in Hawaii, just wait 5 minutes. Unless a hurricane's coming - then you're in trouble!"
"Hawaii is where you go to embrace your inner beach bum—even if it means a year's worth of sand in your shoes!"
"Ah, to live in Hawaii: where every day is a beach day—unless it's a rainy day, then it's just a good day to watch Netflix."
"My idea of an excellent time in Hawaii is sipping on a coconut drink while pretending to know how to surf."
"Hawaiians have mastered the art of living: go slow, eat poke, and never say no to a mai tai."
"In a perfect world, every meal would be served with pineapple and every argument would end with a hula."
"Life is better in flip-flops, and nowhere proves it better than Hawaii."
"You haven’t truly relaxed until you’ve tried falling asleep on the beach with a cocktail in hand. It’s all fun and games until the tide comes in!"
"Hawaii: where you can run into a celebrity while forgetting you have sand in your shoes!"
"If you can’t find me, check the closest beach with a margarita in hand!"
"Hawaii is the land of sun and surf and all your other distractions from productivity!"
"Hawaii is a paradise created for the sole purpose of making you feel like you’ve found nirvana. Or maybe just lost your wallet."
"Hawaii is a state of mind, just like my desire to eat six doughnuts in one sitting."
"If I had my way, I’d spend every minute of my life in Hawaii, except for those minutes when I’m eating a whole pizza."
"Why do they call it a 'Kona coffee’? Because 'I’m throwing $20 on the ground' doesn’t sound nearly as exotic."
"In Hawaii, you can’t get a sunburn unless you laugh too hard at how much you love it here."
"Aloha means hello, goodbye, and can I have another mai tai?"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and if it’s in Hawaii, I eat it!"
"Life’s a beach, and I’m just playing in the sand. Preferably with a cocktail in hand."
"What I really need is an island with all-you-can-eat shrimp, because that’s clearly the meaning of life."
"Hawaii is the only place where ‘surfing the net’ means catching waves by day and cartoons by night!"
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug in Hawaii."
"They say laughter is the best medicine; in Hawaii, it’s also called poké!"
"Going to Hawaii is like going to paradise—cue the sunscreen and the overwhelming feeling of relaxation!"
"The only thing better than a beautiful beach is a beautiful beach with a happy hour."
"Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget, especially if they bring snacks from Hawaii!"
"You know you’ve had a good day in Hawaii when your biggest dilemma is which beach to nap on."
"Ever notice how even ‘aloha’ sounds a little like ‘alo-ho-ho’? They both suggest drinks are involved!"
"Take me back to Hawaii, where my biggest worry is whether I should get the fries or the tropical fruit."
"In Hawaii, we don’t do diets; we just figure out how to fit in all the plate lunches!"
"I don’t need a therapist; I just need a Hawaiian beach and a plate of shrimp tacos."
"Happiness is a day at the beach followed by a sunset and maybe a margarita...or two."
"If you can’t be happy in Hawaii, check your pulse, because it’s mandatory!"
"My happy hour starts whenever I am in Hawaii. Call it a ‘beach therapy’ session."
"Hawaii: where your biggest challenge is deciding which beach to go to… and what to eat while you’re there!"
"The only beach body I need is a cocktail in hand and sand between my toes."
"Life in Hawaii: where the only thing flippin’ is your surfboard and your coconut margaritas!"
"You can always tell the locals in Hawaii—they're the ones wading in the ocean with a full plate lunch!"
"I fell in love with Hawaii because it’s just so beautiful. But some of what you have to do to live here is really funny. Like, you have to learn how to blurt out 'Aloha' instead of 'hello' and 'mahalo' instead of 'thank you.' It’s funny."
"Hawaii's the best. It's like being in the best 'vacation' mode all the time. But the funny thing is, no one tells you just how serious you have to be about lunch!"
"Hawaii is a state of mind. And also a place where I can pretend I know how to surf and still enjoy a Mai Tai on the beach."
"You know you're on an island when you are putting on sunscreen in the bathroom of a public restaurant. Only in Hawaii!"
"They say Hawaii is paradise, but they didn’t mention the confusion when trying to understand all the different types of fish at a buffet."
"I've seen 'Lost', and that alone qualifies me to say that being stranded in Hawaii doesn't sound too bad!"
"Aloha means 'hello' and 'goodbye.' So if you say 'Aloha' on a Tuesday, does that mean you'll be leaving by Friday?"
"Hawaii is a place where the sky kisses the ocean; it is also a place where your laptop may not survive the humidity!"
"The only thing faster than Hawaiian time is my Wi-Fi when I’m trying to stream a show!"
"When I think of Hawaii, I think of the sun, the sand, and the fact that I'm likely to confuse a hula hoop with a surfing board."
"In Hawaii, even the sand is hot! I never thought I could burn my feet while avoiding lava rocks."
"I love how in Hawaii, every time you finish a meal, it’s customary to hold your plate and look around as if you are in a game show. Who do I give this to?"
"There’s no better way to experience a Hawaiian sunset than while mistakenly ordering a drink called 'the tsunami'!"
"You know you’re in Hawaii when even the piña coladas have a smiling disposition!"
"Hawaii is always a good idea - unless you forget your suntan lotion. Then it’s a bad idea."
"Every time I visit Hawaii, I laugh out loud at how the locals make me feel like a tourist... while reminding me to relax!"
"Nothing like a beach in Hawaii to remind you that sand can magically find its way into every crevice of clothing you own."
"When you order a 'Hawaiian pizza' just make sure it actually arrives in Hawaii—otherwise, that’s false advertising!"
"I asked a local about the best part of Hawaii. He told me 'When you leave, everyone pretends to cry.' Funny, isn’t it?"
"I’m really serious about my love for Hawaii beach life, but the reality is I can’t swim... so I just float!"
"I thought I could do a coconut bra... had no idea it would be so 'uncomfortable' in real life!"
"Hawaii is like a vacation that never ends—unless you run out of sunscreen!"
"What’s great about Hawaii? You can rock a grass skirt while telling your boss you’re 'working remotely.'"
"Hawaii is the only place where you can wear a Hawaiian shirt both to a barbecue and a wedding, and no one will bat an eye!"
"Everyone should have a Hawaiian vacation on their bucket list... and a reminder that one SPF isn’t going to be enough!"
"Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace."
"I think Hawaii is a good place to live and make a living. I have been in Hawaii a long time. I am sort of an expert on it. I've seen it go up and down."
"Life’s a beach in Hawaii. And if you’re not laughing, it’s because you’re underwater."
"Hawaii: where the sky touches the sea and your worries go to take a nap."
"In Hawaii, we have a saying: 'You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?'"
"If you’re going to Hawaii, you better know how to hula! If not, just sway your hips and smile! No one will notice."
"Why was the Hawaiian coffee bean so happy? Because it was always getting a latte love!"
"Hawaii is all about relaxation. Just don’t relax so much that you fall asleep and miss the sunset!"
"I’m in a Hawaiian state of mind. Or maybe it's just the sun, surf, and Mai Tais."
"Aloha means hello and goodbye... and now I’m confused!"
"Nothing ruins a good beach day like sand in your sandwich."
"The only reason I don’t do yoga on the beach in Hawaii is because it’s too hard to find a mat with a good view."
"Did you hear about the Hawaiian fish who wanted to become a rock star? He just had to scale it!"
"If you can’t be in Hawaii, just pretend your desk is the beach. But don’t get sand in the keyboard."
"In Hawaii, if you think you’re sunburned, it’s just your skin giving you a gentle reminder that you’re a tourist."
"What do you call a people person who lives in Hawaii? A 'Aloha' person!"
"I followed my heart, and it led me to a beach in Hawaii."
"You can’t be unhappy in Hawaii. It’s like trying to be sad at Disneyland."
"The only thing hotter than the sun in Hawaii is the Hawaiian BBQ."
"Who needs therapy when you can just get a Hawaiian sunburn and a fruity drink?"
"I love Hawaiian sunsets—they are a reminder that the day was just a beach!"
"In Hawaii, every day is an endless summer. Unless it rains, then it’s a good reason to go get a drink!"
"Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road in Hawaii? Because it couldn't find its way to the beach!"
"Somewhere, someone is waiting for a mai tai, and it’s probably me."
"If you're going to Hawaii, prepare to become a professional beach bum."
"Every moment you spend at the beach is a moment you can’t get back. So hurry, go get that beach towel!"
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