Memorable Silly Love Quotes

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"I love you more than bacon, but please don’t make me choose."
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"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
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"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
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"You had me at 'We’ll make a great team.’"
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"I love you even when we’re not together. The distance only makes my love for you stronger. But, let's face it, I really just miss your snacks."
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"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Or just two cookie monsters sharing a milkshake."
Aristotle
"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I’ll do the dishes.'"
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"I love you more than chocolate. And that’s saying a lot!"
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"My love for you is like an endless diet: impossible to stop!"
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"I’m much more me when I’m with you. And I’m also much more pizza-loving!"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I love you!"
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"You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life."
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"I don’t need a boyfriend; I just need someone to come over and watch Netflix with me."
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"I can’t imagine my life without you, but I also can’t imagine my life with you stealing all the fries!"
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"You're so fine, I'd drink your bath water."
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"Relationships are just two people sharing one bathroom."
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"I love you more than a dog loves its owner!"
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"We’re like two peas in a pod… a very weird pod!"
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"I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
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"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
Dr. Seuss
"You had me at pizza."
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"My love for you is like an endless pit of nachos: bottomless and a little cheesy."
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"If love is a dream, then I miss you even in my sleep."
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"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I love you."
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"I love you a latte!"
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"You're my favorite distraction."
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"I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts."
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"You're the mac to my cheese."
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"Love is being stupid together."
Paul Valéry
"You're the whipped cream on my sundae."
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"Love is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
Robert Fulghum
"You’re the jelly to my peanut butter."
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"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
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"We’re like two peas in a pod, if those peas were weird and had a special talent for making each other laugh."
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"You're the cream in my coffee."
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"My love for you is like a bad website: it’s just a little broken but still gets me excited."
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"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
Elizabeth Evans
"I love you to the fridge and back."
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"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
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"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
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"I love you more than a fat kid loves cake."
Scott Adams
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
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"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life."
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"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts."
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"I love you even when you’re hangry."
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"I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together."
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"If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one."
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"You must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."
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"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
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"I love you more than pizza. And I really love pizza."
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"You had me at ‘Let’s get pizza.’"
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"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection."
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"Together we would be unstoppable!"
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"I can't believe you're mine. You must be delusional."
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"You had me at ‘Leave me alone.’"
Anonymous
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
Anonymous
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
Anonymous
"I love you even when I’m hungry."
Anonymous
"I’m like a taco: I might be a little messy but I’m full of flavor!"
Anonymous
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
Anonymous
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!"
Anonymous
"I can’t imagine a life without you, even though I sometimes try."
Anonymous
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
Anonymous
"I love you more than my cat, but don’t let her hear you say that."
Anonymous
"Let’s be weird together."
Anonymous
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. But in our case, it might just be a whole lot of pizza."
Anonymous
"You make my heart smile!"
Anonymous
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I’m great at loving you!"
Anonymous
"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once… and with a loud snore!"
Anonymous
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
Anonymous
"You’re my favorite notification."
Anonymous
"I love you like Kanye loves Kanye."
Anonymous
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
Anonymous
"I love you more than my morning coffee, but don’t test me."
Anonymous
"They say love is blind, but I’m pretty sure your heart sees me perfectly."
Anonymous
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
Charles M. Schulz
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
Scott Adams
"You had me at ‘hello.’"
Jerry Maguire
"My love for you is like pi – it’s never-ending."
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"If you were an vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
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"I love you more than chocolate, but please don’t make me prove it."
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"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
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"If I were to choose between you and chocolate, I would choose you because I know I can always buy chocolate."
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"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
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"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
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"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
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"I love you because you make me laugh, and I can't help but laugh when I'm with you."
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"I’m much more me when I’m with you."
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"You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
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"You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache."
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"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying something."
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"If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, but I love you."
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"I’m lost without you. Just like a fish is lost without its bowl."
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"Are you a wifi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection."
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"You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream."
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"Falling in love is like owning a dog. It’s a big commitment, but it’s so worth it!"
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"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
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"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
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"You make my heart smile."
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"I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me."
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"You're like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life."
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