129 result(s) for Stoner Quotes.
"The only thing better than being stoned is being stoned with your friends."
"I think people need to be more open-minded; it’s not just about being stoned—it’s about the environment you’re in."
"I don’t even smoke weed. I’m not a stoner in any sense but I have a weird penchant for sharing my thoughts on social issues."
"Marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower."
"I got a really good education, and I can get stoned and still go to work."
"I know a lot of people who are really good at stoner comedies, but that’s not the kind of comic I want to be."
"Sometimes you just need to disconnect and let your brain float."
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"I smoke pot, and I like it very much. I’m a stoner, and I confess."
"You know, I never wanted to be a stoner. I wanted to be a successful businessman."
"If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right."
"I think there should be a world peace day. Laughter and marijuana could help."
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. Especially when you’re stoned."
"You might be a stoner if you’ve ever gotten in trouble for just chilling out."
"Do I believe in love at first sight? Absolutely! But only when I’m baked."
"Life is a journey, not a destination. Though sometimes, with weed, the destination gets pretty blurry."
"I just want to live my life to the fullest. And when I do that, I need to get stoned."
"The stoner mindset is a state of blissful ignorance."
"We’re all stoners at heart—it just depends on how hard we admit it."
"I think I’m a realist. That’s why I smoke—so I can deal with the ridiculousness of life."
"All you need is love. But a little cannabis wouldn't hurt."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, unless you’re enjoying it while stoned."
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"I feel so good, I can't believe it didn't cost a million bucks to experience this."
"Sometimes I wish I could be a bird—so I could fly away and get stoned in peace."
"The most important part of life is getting high with the right people."
"The only thing that really matters is to know how to enjoy your time on this planet."
"Just because you’re not the average person doesn’t mean you’re not a person."
"I think I got a lot of great ideas when I'm high, but I don't think I'll remember them if I'm not."
"If you get a job that you love, you’ll never work a day in your life."
"I’d like to see the world a little different, and I’m going to lead that way by my own example."
"Marijuana is a part of my life, but it's not my whole life."
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy. It's all that matters."
"There are no rules, only rules that people make for themselves."
"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
"It's just a ride. You know, like a roller coaster. You get on it, you go up and down, and all around, and then you get off."
"Life is but a dream. It’s all in how you perceive it."
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"If you smoke herb, you’re not a criminal; you’re enlightened."
"Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground."
"I told you I was sick! I told you I was sick!"
"Good vibes only."
"Let's get lost."
"Peace, love, and weed."
"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"What you think, you become. What you feel, you attract. What you imagine, you create."
"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf."
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
"The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease forever to be able to do it."
"Relax, take it easy."
"Good times never seemed so good."
"Stay high, my friends."
"I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a harmful drug. It is not a drug that should be feared. It has helped thousands of people."
"When you smoke herb, it reveals you to yourself."
"I don't think there's any harm in enjoying your life."
"The only thing that matters is where you are at the moment."
"If you have a good heart, then you can appreciate some herb."
"My weed has a tendency to blow my mind."
"Why is it that marijuana is not legal? The only reason is that the government does not want to lose control."
"Love is all I know—I know everything else."
"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."
"If you’re not in the moment, you’re either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret."
"It's all about the journey, not the destination."
"I like my weed like my music: classic and loud."
"I started smoking weed in college, and it just enhanced my creativity a thousandfold."
"You know what I do? I just get high on life. That's what I do."
"One of the most beautiful things about our life is that no one can see what's coming."
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
"I just want to be happy, that's it."
"Sometimes you just need a break. In a beautiful place. Alone. To figure everything out."
"You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"I’m always in the moment. I’m always here."
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters."
"I think everyone should take up smoking. I truly do believe it calms the soul."
"Think positive, and don’t let anyone tell you what’s possible."
"Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans."
"Happiness is not the absence of problems; it’s the ability to deal with them."
"The only thing higher than me is the sky."
"I always find it ironic that the most famous marijuana activist in the world made a video about how to roll a joint, and then got arrested for it."
"Marijuana is not a drug. It’s a gift from God."
"I smoked pot with some of my friends from college. That’s how I got a good dose of my inspiration."
"Just because you’re not a stoner doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate a stoner’s perspective."
"You know you're a stoner when you have a stash of snacks instead of a stash of weed."
"It’s not a weed, it’s a herb. It’s really powerful. It makes you see into the future."
"The greatest thing is, you don’t have to be a stoner to appreciate this wisdom."
"I would rather be with my dog than people, especially when people are drinking."
"You don’t have to be an outlaw to enjoy a little bit of weed."
"You know you’re a stoner when you think you can talk to animals, but they just look at you funny."
"I love to smoke it up, but I also love to chill and just be."
"Marijuana is a symbol of peace and happiness. It opens your mind and makes you feel free."
"Sometimes I’ll have a puff and sit on my porch watching the sunset. That’s my favorite pastime."
"Keep calm and smoke on."
"Stoners are the only people I know who can have a serious conversation about potato chips."
"There’s something about a nice bowl of weed that makes the world seem a little brighter."
"In a world full of fake people, be a stoner. At least we’re real."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. Sometimes you just have to roll a joint and laugh."
"The grass is always greener when you’re smoking it."
"If it’s not fun, why bother?"
"Stoned, he became a prophet."
"Cannabis is not a crime. Poverty is a crime."
"I’m not a stoner, I’m a dreamer."
"Every time you think you’ve smoked enough, smoke a little more."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for weed."
"Weed is not a drug, it’s a healing herb."
"The only thing better than a weed buzz is a weed buzz with friends."
"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself."
"I think people need to be educated to the fact that cannabis is a drug. It’s a drug that’s been legalized in many places and there’s a lot of benefits to it."
"I smoke pot, and I love it. It’s part of who I am."
"Marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here."
"I don't even smoke weed. I smoke weed, I get all, 'What is the meaning of this?'"
"I used to smoke a lot of pot, but now I just smoke a lot of weed."
"I think the biggest culture shock for me was, in America, it’s like weed is therapy."
"I was raised to think that pot was a sin, but now I see it's a tool for spiritual exploration."
"There’s a fine line between a drug and a flower."
"Weed is not the enemy; ignorance is."
"You don’t need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, but you might need a therapist if you own a weed farm."
"I know I’m going to get a lot of guff for this, but I can’t help it. I just love pot!"
"If you’re not smoking weed, you don’t understand life."
"Take a break, grab a bud, and relax."
"Life is a journey, not a destination. Just like a good high."
"Marijuana is a big part of who I am. It’s part of my persona."
"Cannabis: It's a plant that contains some fucking healing qualities."
"Finding a quality strain of weed is like finding quality gold."
"If the world was a perfect place, everyone would smoke weed."
"My favorite part of life is when I’m high."
"I only smoke weed when I’m writing. Which is why I can write so much."
"The best way to enjoy a good night is with good friends and good weed"
"Life is too short to skip the weed."
"I don’t even smoke weed, I’m just high on life."
"Weed is like a happy, magical friend; always makes things better!"
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