128 result(s) for Funny Unicorn Quotes.
"I'm not a regular unicorn, I'm a cool unicorn!"
"If you think unicorns aren’t real, just look at me. I’m fabulous!"
"My unicorn can beat up your unicorn!"
"Unicorns: because normal is too mainstream."
"You know you're a unicorn when you sparkle wherever you go."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out? Be a unicorn!"
"Unicorns: magic is my cardio."
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"Real unicorns eat rainbows for breakfast!"
"Put on your sparkly shoes and say, 'I’m a unicorn!'"
"I don’t just believe in unicorns; I am one!"
"Life is short. Buy the glitter and be a unicorn!"
"Unicorns don’t do drama, we do sparkles!"
"Be a unicorn in a sea of horses."
"Unicorns: When you have to sparkle through the pain."
"I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition unicorn!"
"Unicorns: the only species that can shoot rainbows out of their butts."
"Dream big, sparkle more, and be a unicorn!"
"Just because you can’t see a unicorn doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist!"
"You can’t be sad when you’re on a unicorn!"
"Remember, unicorns are the answer to every problem!"
"I’m in a relationship with my unicorn self."
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"Unicorns make everything better."
"If you can’t be a unicorn, be a rainbow!"
"Be wild, be magical, be a unicorn!"
"You had me at unicorn."
"Just because you're a unicorn doesn't mean you're not allowed to be realistic sometimes."
"I’m just a unicorn in a field of horses."
"Unicorns are just horses with good PR."
"I don't believe in humans. I believe in unicorns!"
"Keep calm and let’s find some unicorns!"
"You can't put rainbows in a bottle, but you can be a unicorn!"
"Sometimes you just need a unicorn to sprinkle some magic into your life."
"When life gets tough, just remember, you’re a unicorn in disguise."
"Unicorns: because everyone else is just boring."
"Being normal is overrated. Be a unicorn!"
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"In a world full of horses, be a unicorn!"
"Unicorns: the only thing better than a cup of coffee in the morning."
"I’d rather be a unicorn than fit in with the crowd."
"Everyone is a unicorn in their own magical way."
"The only problem with unicorns? They’re too perfect to find!"
"Why be a regular pony when you can be a unicorn?"
"Every unicorn is a unique creature capable of great things."
"In a world of sameness, dare to be a unicorn."
"Magical things happen when you embrace your inner unicorn."
"Join the unicorn club: happiness, sparkles, and rainbows!"
"Unicorns can’t be real… Unless you believe in them!"
"Fairy tales are for people who don’t believe in themselves; unicorns are for those who do."
"Life is too short to be ordinary. Be a unicorn!"
"Unicorns: proof that magic exists if you just believe."
"If you’re going to be weird, be a unicorn weird."
"Unicorns don’t fart rainbows; they create them!"
"I’m not a regular unicorn, I’m a cool unicorn."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn."
"If you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true."
"Unicorns are like rainbows, they are wonderful and sometimes rare!"
"Reality is wrong; dreams are for real unicorns."
"Unicorns: Proof that you can be magical and still look fabulous!"
"When life gives you lemons, make rainbow-colored lemonade with unicorn sprinkles."
"If you can dream it, you can unicorn it."
"Be a unicorn in a field of horses."
"Unicorns are just horses with a great marketing team."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out? Unless you’re a unicorn, then you were born to glitter!"
"The only horn I want in my life is a unicorn's!"
"A unicorn solves everything! Well, almost."
"Unicorns are the original celebrities; they are just fabulous at being fabulous!"
"When in doubt, trot it out like a unicorn!"
"Sometimes you just have to shut your eyes and believe in unicorns."
"Fancy a little magic? Always ride on a unicorn!"
"Life is too short to be serious, add some unicorns!"
"I followed my heart, and it led me to a unicorn!"
"Life's a journey, not a destination... unless you're riding a unicorn."
"Keep calm and believe in unicorns."
"Unicorns make everything better, just like pizza!"
"Sometimes the best escape is a unicorn ride through dreamland."
"Unicorns are like hugs wrapped in glitter."
"Forget the clouds; let your dreams take flight on a unicorn!"
"I’m convinced that unicorns speak the language of love."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy unicorns, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I believe in unicorns. I also believe in naps."
"Unicorns are just horses with a good marketing strategy."
"Real life is a unicorn: it's all glitter, rainbows, and a little bit of magic."
"I wish I could be a unicorn so I could prance around and make everyone happy!"
"Unicorns: because sometimes you just need a little sparkle in your life."
"Why did the unicorn cross the road? To make everyone smile!"
"A unicorn a day keeps the grumpy away!"
"If you can dream it, you can be it. Unless it's a unicorn. Then you should probably just be a horse."
"Being with a unicorn is the only time I feel I can actually fly."
"Unicorns: Because normal is just a setting on the washing machine."
"The best things in life are magical, colorful, and possibly unicorns."
"I don't always believe in unicorns, but when I do, I make sure they are fabulous."
"Why live in reality when you can prance around in a world filled with unicorns?"
"Keep calm and believe in unicorns!"
"Eating cupcakes with unicorns is a life goal."
"What's a unicorn's favorite instrument? The horn, of course!"
"If you don't believe in unicorns, you just need to open your eyes to the magic."
"I told my unicorn to stop prancing around, but it just kept on being fabulous."
"A world without unicorns is like a world without rainbows."
"Sometimes I wonder if unicorns are just horses with dreams."
"Every unicorn needs a magical sidekick. I volunteer!"
"Unicorns and coffee: two essentials for a fabulous day!"
"Happiness is a warm unicorn."
"Unicorns may not be real, but good vibes and laughter are."
"I'm not a regular unicorn, I'm a cool unicorn."
"Just because I'm not the most beautiful unicorn in the world, doesn't mean I'm not the most magical."
"If you think unicorns are a myth, try telling one that!"
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn!"
"Unicorns are like rainbows: they make everything better."
"Keep calm and call a unicorn!"
"In a world full of horses, be a unicorn."
"Reality called, so I hung up and started riding unicorns."
"Unicorns do not exist... but I’m still keeping my magic."
"I’m just a unicorn stuck in a human's body."
"Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day like a unicorn."
"I believe in unicorns, and I believe they believe in me."
"Be the unicorn in a field of horses."
"Unicorns aren’t real? Neither are my problems!"
"Life is too short for boring hair. Rainbow unicorn style forever!"
"Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. Shine like a unicorn!"
"Unicorns are just horses with a little more magic."
"You can't catch a unicorn. But if you believe in magic, you don't have to."
"Unicorns are like cupcakes; they make everything sweeter."
"Why chase rainbows when you can ride unicorns?"
"Unicorns laugh at normality."
"Sprinkle a little magic wherever you go, like a unicorn!"
"The world is your unicorn, so paint it with your dreams!"
"If life gives you lemons, throw them at unicorns."
"Unicorns just want to have fun!"
"Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright like a unicorn in a rainbow!"
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