126 result(s) for Deadpool Quotes.
"I'm not like most people. I live a life of danger and excitement."
"You know, I’m not a hero. I’m a bad guy with good intentions."
"I’m a mercenary. I’m here to kill you and your friends."
"With great power comes great irresponsibility."
"I’m not a hero. I’m more of an antihero. You know, I do what I want."
"I’m just a fucked-up hero trying to make a difference."
"You can't kill me. I'm already dead."
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"I have a very bad feeling about this. Or maybe it’s just gas."
"When the going gets tough, the tough get going. The tough get duct tape."
"I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
"You would not believe the things I've seen. I mean, I’ve seen some real weird stuff in my time."
"I’m not wearing a suit. I’m wearing a costume."
"You know what I really like? A good idea. You know what I really don’t like? Regret."
"This is me, in all my glory. And if you don’t like it, here’s a palm for your face."
"I love the smell of burnt bacon in the morning."
"It’s called a hustle, sweetheart."
"I'm just a kid who's never gonna grow up."
"You’ve got to be a little crazy to be a hero these days."
"I’m not great at advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Screw the rules. I have money."
"Sometimes you have to break things to make them right."
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"I’m a lover, not a fighter. But I’ll fight for my love."
"I can't be killed; I'm just too damn good."
"If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type."
"Your words sting. Like bullets."
"I'm not sure if I should be upset or impressed with how well you kept me frozen in place."
"You know what they say: 'Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you’re dead!'"
"I’m going to do what I do best: I’m going to screw things up!"
"I’ve always wanted to be a hero. Like Spider-Man, but with an R rating."
"I’m not a hero. I’m a mercenary. There’s a big difference."
"You’re probably wondering why I’m standing here in my underwear. Well, let me tell you."
"This is me being mature. Not my best effort, but you’ll have to deal with it."
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m a good guy who does bad things!"
"I don’t need a superhero. I just need someone who can help me kill all the bad guys."
"I’m going to kill you subsequently!"
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"The only thing that’s more dangerous than my weapons is my mouth!"
"If you want to have a good time, take me along."
"I’m just a loveable guy with a tendency for violence."
"I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of dying alone!"
"I’m basically a teenage girl—full of angst and a penchant for self-destruction."
"I’m like a ninja, but not really."
"Sometimes I think about what I’d do without my powers. It's terrifying... and boring."
"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
"You know what? Sometimes we do need a little chaos in our lives."
"I’m a superhero with the mouth of a sailor."
"I’m really more of a ‘lovable rogue’ than a villain."
"Whatever you do, don’t get my face healed. It’s a real moneymaker."
"Not all heroes wear capes; some wear red and black spandex."
"I'm not talking about the superhero stuff. I'm talking about your mind, baby. You're like a super mannequin."
"I love the smell of pie in the morning. It smells like victory."
"My name is Deadpool. And I’m a big fan of the one-liner."
"Life is an endless series of train-wrecks, with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
"You know what they say: with great power comes great irresponsibility."
"I’m just a clown dressed up as a sex toy."
"I’m like a cockroach. You can’t get rid of me."
"I can’t feel my legs. I’ve run out of them."
"This is gonna be fun. You’re gonna love it. And I’m gonna love it even more."
"I’m not a hero. I’m not a villain. I’m a spandex-wearing antihero."
"You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons... throw 'em back and demand chocolate!'"
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"This is my happy face!"
"I can’t be a superhero without a superpower."
"I'm like a bouncy ball; see me bouncing off, see me bounce back!"
"Hey, look! It's my good friend, the 'don't throw your life away' metaphor!"
"Why can’t we all just get along? Oh wait, that’s because I’m so much cooler than you."
"Another day; another deadpool."
"I’m a bad influence, and I’m proud of it."
"I was born with a gift. It’s called the gift of gab."
"My middle name is Danger."
"You know what? I think I like being a role model."
"If you don't like my attitude, quit talking to me!"
"I’m just a superhero who likes to keep things spicy."
"Prepared to die with style!"
"You can’t kill me. I’m like a cockroach; I just won’t die."
"I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I’m not NOT saying it either."
"With great power, comes great irresponsibility."
"I prefer the simple life. I like to take things easy. Not a care in the world."
"You're probably wondering why I’m here. I’m here to tell you a story about how a short burst of reckless behavior can lead to lifelong regret."
"I’m aware of my surroundings. I know how to take care of myself. I’ve got guns, and I’ve got knives, and I’ve got anger!"
"You know what they say: The bigger the weapon, the bigger the idiot."
"I can’t die! I’m just too awesome!"
"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
"It’s all just a big joke. Life is like that. You have to laugh at it."
"You know, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!"
"I’m not a hero. I’m a bad idea that will not go away."
"I’m a mercenary. I do what I need to do to survive."
"I may be a f***-up, but I’m a lovable f***-up!"
"Oh, I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before."
"I’d rather be a mercenary than a hero any day!"
"Chimichangas make everything better."
"I believe in second chances. I just don’t believe in many of them. Just one or two, really."
"My name is Deadpool. I’m here for your head."
"I’m not a hero, I’m a villain with a heart of gold."
"This is gonna be fun! You’re gonna love this!"
"The only thing that can kill me is a bad plot!"
"I’m a survivor. I’m gonna make it."
"I’m complex. I’m a mercenary with a conscience."
"You can't take the crazy out of the Deadpool!"
"Nothing is better than a good fight. Except a good chimichanga."
"You will never know how strong you are until life hits you with something…and then you kick life’s ass!"
"I'm not sure if I should be proud, or slightly nauseated."
"Maximum effort!"
"With great power, comes great responsibility. Wait, no. Sorry. That’s for Spider-Man."
"I’m a survivor. Duh."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy tacos. And that's kind of the same thing."
"I'm not just a cliché. I’m a personalized one!"
"Ah, the superhero in the bear costume! Did you get my photo?"
"Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
"You know what they say: 'If you can’t catch a break, just let it go.'"
"I’m not a hero. I’m a bad guy who does good things, like a reverse Robin Hood."
"We’re going to have a very special bond. I’m going to be a hero today."
"I never say die. I say, ‘Oh no, I’m just resting my eyes.’"
"I’m like a superhero, except I’m pretty sure I’m going to get blasted in the face."
"My name is Wade Wilson. I'm a mutant, and I have issues."
"You’re not going to make this easy, are you?"
"I'm not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve."
"You can’t spell 'murder' without 'U' and 'I.'"
"I wear red so bad guys won’t see me bleed."
"In the end, there’s no feedback. There’s only deadpool."
"You know, I’m a pretty attractive guy. Even with the scars!"
"I'm just a humble, wandering warrior, wandering for trouble."
"You know what they say: 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.' Oh wait, that’s from the future."
"I’ve got a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of not dying."
"I’m going to need a bigger gun."
"What’s the worst that could happen? I die? Trust me, I’ve done it before."
"I’m not a block of cheese. I’m a high-functioning sociopath!"
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