123 result(s) for Funny Wedding Koozie Quotes.
"A wedding is just like a funeral, except that you get to smell your own flowers."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
"I do. That’s the last time I’ll ever say ‘I do’ for anything!"
"Marriage: a beautiful dream, or a beautiful nightmare?"
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"Being married is like having someone to annoy for the rest of your life."
"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I’m sorry' and 'You’re right.'"
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"A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short."
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."
"Marriage allows you to annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
"Marriage is like a roller coaster: it has its ups and downs, but you always want to ride it with someone you love."
"I can’t wait to marry my best friend and agree to stay together forever. Also, I can’t wait for the cake."
"The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret."
"Happiness is being married to your best friend."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love several times, always with the same person."
"A wedding is the joining of two lives. Just remember, the best part of life is when we’re together."
"Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops."
"Two become one. Wait, we were just two! Where did we go?"
"Weddings are like taxes. They come once a year and you can always count on them!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Marriage is sharing your fries."
"May your love be modern enough to survive the times and old-fashioned enough to last forever."
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"The best thing about marriage is that it’s a good excuse to stare at one person for the rest of your life."
"Couples that laugh together last together."
"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That’s what you’ve given me."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
"We’re all a bit crazy, and that’s what makes life interesting."
"Marriage is a partnership. It’s not a master and a servant; it’s equal partners."
"Here’s to love, laughter, and happily ever after."
"A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers."
"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"You don’t marry the person you can live with; you marry the person you cannot live without."
"Love is like pi: natural, irrational, and very important."
"Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown child."
"A wedding is just the beginning of a lifetime of love, laughter, and awesome memories."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
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"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"Marriage: an expensive way to get your laundry done."
"The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
"It takes a lot of work and a whole lot of laughter to make a marriage work."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"The only thing better than having you as my husband is our kids having you as their dad."
"A good marriage is like a casserole; only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"Marriage is about compromise… but being right is so much more fun."
"In marriage, each partner is to be the very best friend of the other."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Couples that laugh together, stay together."
"We're not just here for the cake."
"Love is brewing; grab a cold one!"
"Together is a wonderful place to be (with a drink in hand)."
"Sip happens, it’s your wedding day!"
"Time to drink and celebrate the love!"
"Let the adventure begin, one drink at a time!"
"Eat, drink, and be married!"
"Trust us, love is not blind; it just gets blurry after a few drinks."
"To the couple who believes in love at first sip!"
"Drink responsibly; we'll be watching!"
"Here’s to love… and beer!"
"Buy a drink for the bride and groom (they deserve it!)."
"Happily ever after starts with a beer in hand."
"Love, laughter, and a cold beer after! "
"Here's to love that lasts longer than this koozie!"
"Who needs a fairy tale when you have this wedding?"
"Married and drinking; cheers to our forever!"
"Finding the right drink is just like finding the right spouse."
"Raise your glass and celebrate the soon-to-be newlyweds!"
"A couple that drinks together stays together!"
"In vino veritas, in cerveza gloria!"
"Love is a cocktail that gets better with each sip."
"The best part of marriage? The free drinks at the wedding!"
"Love is brewing, and so are our beers!"
"Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after!"
"I found my soulmate and my drinking buddy!"
"Here’s to love, all the good times, and a few good beers!"
"Marriage: where 'yes, dear' and beer are happily ever after!"
"Together is a wonderful place to be... especially with a cold drink!"
"Drink like a champion, love like a prince!"
"Happiness is a cold beer shared with your partner!"
"We go together like beer and koozies!"
"Tying the knot and cracking the cans!"
"Love is in the air; beer is in my hand!"
"Cheers to a lifetime of beer and love!"
"Love is a great beer, best served chilled!"
"Life is a party, and we’re here to toast to it!"
"Drink up, it’s time to celebrate our forever!"
"Partners in crime and co-conspirators in beer!"
"From single to taken, just like these koozies!"
"Two hearts, one love, and an always-full glass!"
"Here’s to love: the greatest buzz there is!"
"Sipping our way into forever!"
"Our love is like a cold drink; it gets better with time!"
"I'm just here for the vows and the booze!"
"Life’s better with a koozie and a partner!"
"Raising a toast to our love and our thirst!"
"Partners for life, drinkers for fun!"
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"Marriage: when dating goes too far."
"A good marriage is like a casserole. Only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"You're still my favorite pain in the ass!"
"I love you more than pizza... and that's a lot."
"Together we make a perfect pair. Like beer and pizza."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
"Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after."
"I still fall for you every day. Except, I trip over your shoes."
"I love you more than I love sleeping."
"I can’t wait to make you a permanent part of my weirdness."
"Cheers to the weekend and a lifetime of love!"
"You’re the sprinkles on my cupcake!"
"Marriage: because you have to learn to share the remote."
"Here’s to love and laughter, and a happily ever after!"
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"Found the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life!"
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite… and also the funniest."
"To love, laughter, and the inevitable arguments over the thermostat."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Marriage is sharing your blanket."
"You had me at 'Let’s get tacos.'"
"Our love is like a pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
"Here’s to the next chapter: a lifetime of being each other’s favorite weirdo."
"I promised to love you even when we’re old and senile... like a fine wine!"
"In a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you."
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