132 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Pigs.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Pork: the other white meat."
"I used to be a vegetarian until I started leaning toward bacon."
"To me, the pig is the most interesting and lovable animal in the world."
"Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham."
"Never trust a hog with a head full of dreams."
"You can’t make a pig fly, but you can put lipstick on it."
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"I told the pig it was cute. It grunted back."
"When pigs fly, I’ll consider it."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!"
"A pig in a blanket is a culinary delight, but I'd take a chance on a pig in a tux."
"The only thing worse than a pig on your property is a pig in your pocket!"
"What’s the difference between a pig and a politician? The pig doesn’t turn into bacon!"
"If you don't want a pig to be your friend, say 'ham'..."
"'When pigs fly' is a nicer way of saying 'not a chance'."
"Pigs eat shit, but they're still smarter than most of the people I know."
"Why do pigs always look so happy? Because they are 'oink-ing' all the time!"
"The best way to socialize with pigs is to bring home the bacon."
"The grass isn't always greener on the other side, unless you happen to have a pig!"
"Have you heard about the pig that had a lot of friends? He was a real 'hog' in society."
"A wise pig said to me, 'Don't hog the limelight.'"
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"If someone calls you a pig, just remember they are probably just jealous of your good looks!"
"When little pigs achieve nothing, they don’t squeal; they ‘ham’ it up instead!"
"A pig's opinion of bacon is a little oinky."
"What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!"
"The only thing better than bacon is more bacon."
"Eggs are great, but bacon is what makes everything better, even if it comes from a pig!"
"The pig is the only animal that is not a meal. It is a delicacy."
"I wish I was an octopus, so I could have eight times the fun. Or a pig. They're funny, too."
"When pigs fly, it's a flying pig. Just don't go holding your breath!"
"I'm so glad we have this time together, just to have a laugh or sing a song. Seems we just get started and before you know it, comes the time we have to say so long. Let’s make every moment a hog of a time!"
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle, including a pig rolling in the mud."
"If pigs could fly, we’d just have bacon in the sky!"
"Why did the pig take a bath? Because it was a little boar-d!"
"You can't make a pig sing. It isn't fair to the pig."
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"Don't be surprised if I put a pig in your lap. You see, they’re just like dogs, except fuzzy and now they’re millions of years old."
"Some days you're the pig, and some days you're the mud."
"I told my pig about the world. He didn’t care. He just rolled in the mud."
"If pigs could talk, they wouldn't."
"Never trust a pig. They’re always up to something."
"Doesn't it seem strange that we don’t live in a pigpen? I mean, pigs are just fat sheep."
"A pig in a blanket is a great appetizer, but don't expect it to share your feelings!"
"I don’t argue with pigs. They have a tendency to roll in mud on their side of the fence."
"If you can’t laugh at a pig, who can you laugh at?"
"Surround yourself with piggies. They are the ones that will make you smile the most."
"I love pigs. They're big, and round, and silly. But mostly, they can eat a lot!"
"Life is too short to not laugh at pigs."
"To me, the pig is a walking cheeseburger."
"Some artistic principles come from living with pigs. These principles justify greed and selfish behavior!"
"A day without laughter is like a pig without a pen!"
"What do you call a pig that draws? A porkchop!"
"Pigs are happiest when they are rolling in the mud or worried about their next snack."
"There’s something endearing about pigs: they don’t try to hide who they are."
"Saying the world revolves around us is arrogant. The universe revolves around pigs!"
"The pig is a funny creature; he can't do anything right! That shows you how hard it is to be pig-like."
"I love pigs. They are like dogs, only more intelligent."
"A pig is a pig, but a pig in the house is a relative."
"Pigs are smarter than dogs. You can train a pig to do tricks. Pigs are very smart animals."
"If pigs could fly, we would need bigger airplanes."
"I wanted a pig. Because pigs are wonderful and adorable and funny and cute."
"You have to be a special kind of person to raise pigs—part farmer and part comedian."
"Never be afraid to be a pig on the outside and a poet on the inside!"
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"I have a friend who is a pig. He likes to eat all the time."
"If I had to choose, I would rather have pigs than people."
"I'm here to be funny, but you look like pork."
"The only thing funnier than a pig in a tuxedo is a pig wearing a tutu."
"Pigs are the ultimate players; they get to eat, sleep and roll in the mud all day."
"Some see a pig and think 'dinner'; I see a friend with a distinguished mind and a funny spirit."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you give me bacon, I’ll laugh even harder."
"Never argue with a pig; you can’t win."
"Piglets are just sausages with legs."
"You know you're in trouble when your pig starts taking selfies."
"You can’t make everybody happy; you’re not a pig."
"Feeding a pig is therapy—no judgment, just snorts and oinks."
"Pigs are like people, but without the fuss."
"When in doubt, add more bacon; it’s nature’s humor."
"Why did the pig play the trombone? Because he was a real ham!"
"You can tell how much a pig loves you by how much he wants to eat with you."
"A pig in mud is a pig in paradise."
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. Except in the case of pigs, where it might be the size of the pig in the fight."
"If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. If you want a friend in your home, get a pig."
"Pigs are not dirty animals—they're just only a little piggly."
"I think the pigs will take over the world! They are a lot smarter than we think."
"You can’t make a hog into a gentleman."
"Never underestimate the power of a pig."
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Why don’t pigs take a bath? Because they prefer to keep it real."
"The only place we can truly be ourselves is in the pen—whether it’s hogs or humans."
"As long as pigs have wings, I’ll always find a way to fly."
"Happiness is a warm pig in your arms."
"When pigs fly, I used to say, but now they’ve just taken to the air."
"You can't keep a good pig down."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure if I should choose bacon or sausage."
"The best part of bacon is that it comes from pigs. Pigs are the best!"
"When all else fails, pigs will always find a way to be funny."
"Life is like a pig—it can be messy, but it’s also full of surprises."
"A pig in the hand is worth two in the bush because at least you’ve got a pet!"
"Why do pigs make great comedians? Because they’re so good at cracking up!"
"Never go into a pigpen without a smile; it’s guaranteed to make your day better!"
"I told my pig to stop talking to me, but he just wouldn’t listen. I guess he’s a real hog about it."
"Pigs are such funny creatures; they always trot right into our hearts."
"Why did the pig join the rock band? Because he had the drumsticks!"
"Pork may be the other white meat, but it’s also the other funny side of life."
"Pig puns are not just a ‘boar’—they’re genuinely delightful."
"Whenever I see a pig, I think of a joke that’s ‘oink-tastic’!"
"I love pigs. They’re clever and they’re clean, and they’re very funny in their behavior."
"If pigs could fly, there would be a shortage of bacon."
"Some days you're the pig, some days you're the windshield."
"Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"I don’t eat breakfast. At my age, I would be a bacon and eggs hog."
"When pigs fly, then I’ll get a pig!"
"Life is not all about bacon and pigs."
"I'm a pig! I’ll always be a pig! It’s my personality."
"You know what's the best job ever? Being a pig! You eat, play and sleep."
"Pigs are like potato chips; you can’t just have one!"
"I think people who like pigs are kind of that little bit odd."
"I always have a pig in the back of my mind, as my alter ego."
"The pig can be a wonderful friend, unless it is on your plate."
"It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a pig pen."
"We don't eat pigs. Pigs are our friends!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it—unless it’s a slice of bacon."
"Pigs are considered the smartest domesticated animals."
"Why do pigs make terrible secret agents? Because they always squeal!"
"There's a fine line between a pig and a pig in a bikini."
"If you can't fly with the pigs, you might as well roll in the mud!"
"Bacon is the candy of meat!"
"Pig puns are un-bear-ably adorable!"
"My favorite animal is a pig. It's just the cutest thing ever."
"On the farm, everyone is happy, even the pigs!"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice. Fluffy pig edition!"
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