132 result(s) for Funny Hotter Than Quotes.
"It's so hot out, I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog."
"I'm not sweating, I'm just glistening."
"It's hotter than a jalapeño's armpit."
"The weather's so hot, I saw a squirrel fanning itself with a leaf."
"It's so hot outside, I nearly melted into a puddle of enthusiasm."
"It's hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch!"
"If it gets any hotter, I might just spontaneously combust."
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"It's hotter than a sauna in a volcano!"
"It’s so hot, I’m considering moving to the North Pole."
"Today’s forecast: hot with a chance of sweating."
"It's so hot the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs."
"It's so hot that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Just watch out for the ants!"
"It's hotter than a dragon's breath!"
"It’s so hot that the ice cream truck is just a cold, sad truck now."
"It's so hot out, I wouldn't be shocked to see a cactus begin sunbathing."
"It’s so hot, I’ve taken to using my oven as a personal sauna."
"It's so hot, even my sweat is sweating."
"It’s so hot that my sunburn is getting a sunburn."
"It’s hotter than a summer romance in a rom-com."
"It’s so hot outside that my sunscreen needs sunscreen!"
"It's so hot, even the gelato is melting on the way to the shop!"
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"It’s so hot, I just saw a guy put on sunscreen with tongs."
"It’s so hot out, I’m considering live-streaming a bucket of ice water."
"It’s hotter than a fresh pizza in a New York pizzeria!"
"This heat is definitely my enemies' idea of a cruel joke!"
"It’s so hot, I spotted a polar bear sunbathing in my backyard!"
"I'm hotter than a stolen Ferrari."
"It’s so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk!"
"I'm hotter than the bottom of your laptop."
"If it’s too hot to handle, I’m right here to cool you down!"
"I’m not just hot; I’m global warming!"
"It's hot enough to boil water, so let's make some tea!"
"I'm hotter than a summer sidewalk at noon."
"The sun called; it wants its heat back."
"It’s so hot outside, I saw a chicken lay an omelet!"
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"If being hot was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence."
"I'm not just hot, I'm sizzling!"
"It’s so hot I can’t even take a cold shower!"
"I'm hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna."
"Feeling hot and bothered? Just remember, I'm still hotter!"
"It's so hot that my sweat is sweating."
"I'm so hot, I could make the devil blush."
"It's so hot, I saw a skeleton walking around looking for a drink!"
"I'm so hot, I can turn water into steam."
"It’s hotter than a match in a fireworks factory!"
"I’m hotter than the center of the sun, but without the drama."
"It’s so hot I’m surprised the sun hasn’t called in sick!"
"I'm not sweating; I'm just leaking awesome!"
"It’s so hot, my ice cream is crying!"
"I’m hotter than a sunbather on a volcano!"
"It’s so hot, the birds have to use oven mitts to fly!"
"I'm so hot, the thermostat just broke!"
"It's so hot, I put my hand on my car door and it disappeared!"
"It's so hot, the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. It's just so hot outside!"
"It's so hot. I saw a chicken lay an omelet!"
"It's not that the heat is unbearable; it's that the air is conspiring against you!"
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d give anything for a polar vortex about now."
"If the heat gets any worse, I'm going to start sweating glitter!"
"It's so hot, I could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Actually, I might just do that."
"I love summer, but only if there’s a swimming pool and an ice cream truck involved."
"It’s so hot out here, my sunburn is sunburnt!"
"It’s so hot, my sweat is sweating!"
"If you're not sweating, you're not really experiencing summer!"
"Hotter than a sidewalk in July!"
"Just remembered, living in 'hot' is not part of my life goals!"
"It's hotter than a jalapeño's armpit out here!"
"It’s so hot outside that I’m pretty sure my ice cream is crying!"
"I didn't know the sun was auditioning for a role in 'The Heat'!"
"Weather forecast: 100% chance of sweat."
"If you can’t stand the heat, get a pool or a cold drink!"
"Today’s high: anything but low!"
"It's so hot, my glasses keep fogging up from the steam of my own sweat!"
"Why did the sun come out? To roast us alive, apparently!"
"I saw a squirrel carrying a bottle of water. Must be seriously hot!"
"I’d walk through fire for you, but please, not in this heat!"
"If you need me, I’ll be in my ice chest until further notice!"
"It's so hot, I think my imagination just caught fire!"
"Sizzling like bacon outside, and I’m not talking about the grill!"
"The heat is on, and it’s turned up way too high!"
"It’s so hot, I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog!"
"The only thing hotter than me is the weather right now!"
"I feel like I’m in a sauna where the thermostat is broken."
"It’s so hot outside, even the ice cream truck is running for cover!"
"You know it’s hot when even the dogs are panting like they just ran a marathon!"
"I’m not saying it’s hot, but I just saw a squirrel wearing a tank top!"
"This heat is no joke. I’m melting faster than an ice cream cone in July!"
"If I wanted to feel this way, I’d stick my head in the oven!"
"It’s so hot, even the thermometer is sweating!"
"I’m about to call 911; my skin is frying in this heat!"
"It’s hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna!"
"It’s so hot I can’t tell if I’m sunbathing or just spontaneously combusting!"
"It’s so hot that my popsicle had a meltdown before I got to it!"
"At this point, I’m convinced the sun is mad at me personally."
"If it gets any hotter, I’m going to become a puddle!"
"I have now officially entered the ‘sweating just by existing’ phase!"
"It’s so hot, I could fry an egg on my forehead!"
"This temperature is criminal; someone should call the heat police!"
"It’s so hot, my ice cubes are committing suicide!"
"I’m pretty sure this heat is an act of God… or maybe just bad luck!"
"It’s hotter than a two-dollar pistol!"
"If I wanted to roast myself, I’d just go sit on the grill!"
"I’d call this heat a ‘scorch-factor’ of 10!"
"My air conditioner is my new best friend; I might send it a Christmas card!"
"It's so hot that my dreams are starting to include ice and shade!"
"I'm not saying I'm hot, but my sweat has its own fan club."
"It’s so hot, I saw a bird pulling a worm out of the ground with a pot holder."
"I’m on fire! But don’t worry, I brought marshmallows."
"The only thing sweating more than me is my ice cream."
"It's so hot, even my thermostat is having a meltdown!"
"I like my men like I like my summer: hot and a little unpredictable."
"Hot is the new cool, and I'm the CEO."
"If you can't handle the heat, then get out of my way!"
"Why is it so hot? I’m starting to feel like a human brisket!"
"It’s so hot outside, my ice cream cone is crying."
"I thought about going for a run, but it's more like a sauna outside!"
"It's so hot, my sweat is sweating!"
"Today’s forecast: 100% chance of wanting to sit under a cold shower."
"I’m not sunburned—I’m just radiant!"
"Can we just skip to the part where it doesn’t feel like the sun is sitting on my shoulders?"
"If hotness were a crime, I'd be serving life without parole."
"I'm not just hot, I'm blazing!"
"It's so hot that I want to jump in a pool of ice cubes!"
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more sun!"
"Summer: the season where my 'inner glow' becomes an 'outer sweat.'"
"It’s so hot that I’m considering a career in air conditioning."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle. (In this heat, I’m dazzling!)"
"I was feeling hot, but now it’s just a sauna in here."
"Summer is like a hot boyfriend—super fun, but leaves you a little sweaty."
"Feeling hot? Just remember: you’re not the only one melting!"
"It’s so hot, my sunscreen is sweating too!"
"If being hot were a sport, I’d have a gold medal."
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