121 result(s) for Funny Car Stickers Quotes.
"I'm not speeding, I'm flying low!"
"If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer!"
"Warning: Driver is too awesome to handle!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"This car is a fender bender waiting to happen."
"Caution: This car makes wide turns."
"I brake for squirrels."
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"Born to be mild."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"In the event of the airbag deploying, you are now free to move about the cabin."
"This is my happy place."
"My other vehicle is a shopping cart."
"If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"
"I’d rather be driving a fast car."
"Auto pilot engaged."
"I’m a car-thivist!"
"Warning: Attempting to make eye contact with this driver may cause laughter."
"Life is a journey, enjoy the ride!"
"This vehicle stops at the donut shop."
"Beep beep if you love pizza!"
"I do all my own stunts."
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"My car isn't just a vehicle, it's my mobile fortress!"
"Ask me about my penguin."
"My driving style is best described as 'I’m not late, I’m just early for tomorrow.'"
"My other ride is a broom."
"I can't believe I drove this far just to get coffee."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate."
"If you can read this, I’m not impressed. Most people can."
"Warning: Driver singing at the top of their lungs."
"This car is powered by donuts."
"My other car is also a piece of junk."
"I brake for unicorns."
"I told my car that the key was under the mat. It just smiled at me."
"If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
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"Insurance: We can help you get into the car you deserve."
"I don't always stop at red lights, but when I do, I make sure no one is looking."
"My other car is a figment of my imagination."
"You think I'm cute? You should see my car!"
"Life's too short for boring cars."
"Keep calm and drive on."
"Driver carries no money, only pizza."
"In case of emergency, my other car is a time machine."
"Running late is my cardio."
"I’m here, not a shard of metal."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."
"You’re on the road to nowhere, but at least it’s a scenic route."
"My other car is a Porsche."
"I can't believe I drove my car all the way to the strip club."
"Caution: I drive like a Cullen."
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"If you see me driving, don't panic. I have all the paperwork."
"This vehicle makes frequent stops at taco trucks."
"Running on caffeine and gasoline."
"My other car is a time machine."
"Warning: Driver singing along to the radio."
"Life is too short to drive boring cars."
"I don’t always yell at my car, but when I do, I prefer to do it in traffic."
"Free WiFi! This car just has really bad reception."
"I’m lost, but it’s a scenic route."
"I don’t need GPS; I just need a good map and a little optimism."
"Caution: Driver may stop suddenly for donuts."
"Bumper stickers are the tattoos of cars."
"Drive it like you stole it."
"Proud parent of a child who drives me crazy."
"Warning: Driver loves bad puns."
"I brake for nobody."
"My car is a vehicle for irony."
"This is not an exit. This is simply my life."
"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
"Drive like you have a full tank of gas."
"I may be a bad driver, but I’m an excellent screamer."
"I can't adult today."
"Honk if you love peace and quiet."
"Warning: I stop for tacos."
"Caution: I drive like you do."
"Fueled by coffee and sarcasm."
"Official member of the slow movement."
"This car is not a taxi!"
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"If you’re gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
"Don’t follow me, I’m lost too."
"I'd rather be driving a dog."
"Driver carries no money. He's married."
"I am on my way to the ’I told you so’ convention."
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"It's not a bad drive if you never get there."
"I don’t drive fast, I fly low."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"If you can read this, I blew a seal."
"This is not an exit, it’s an adventure!"
"Real men don’t take shortcuts."
"I have a degree in sarcasm."
"My other ride is your mom!"
"My other car is a broom."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I’m not speeding, I’m just flying low."
"I’m in shape. Round is a shape."
"Honk if you love peace and quiet!"
"Warning: I drive like you do."
"I don’t need therapy, I just need my car."
"My car isn’t dirty, it’s just the natural look."
"This car runs on love, laughter, and a little bit of gasoline."
"Caution: Driver singing loudly."
"If you can read this, I’m not impressed. Most people can read."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I’m the reason we can’t have nice things."
"Don't follow me; I'm lost too."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I didn't choose the thug life; the thug life chose me."
"Be careful or you'll end up in my next novel."
"Procrastinators unite... tomorrow."
"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"I gave up smoking, drinking, and sex. Worst 15 minutes of my life."
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
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