118 result(s) for Cute Funny Christmas Quotes.
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you're home."
"I told Santa I wanted a cool Christmas. I don’t think he got the memo!"
"Dear Santa, I can explain..."
"I love Christmas, because it’s the only time of year we can eat cookies and milk for dinner."
"Christmas is the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."
"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there."
"All I want for Christmas is to be on Santa’s nice list."
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"There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
"If you can't find me, I’ll be by the Christmas tree—eating cookies!"
"I don't care how much it costs to have Santa Claus, I want to make sure I get what I need!"
"Nothing says holiday cheer like a surely forgotten fruitcake!"
"When someone asks you what you want for Christmas, just smile and say, 'North Pole!' "
"The true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart and maybe a little in your wallet."
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings! Just kidding, it’s Christmas. Time for cookies!"
"Why is Christmas the most friendly holiday? Because it is the time of year when everyone gets 'wrapped' up in gifts!"
"Christmas cookies make everything better!"
"Have yourself a merry little Christmas; let your heart be light. From now on, your troubles will be out of sight."
"I love the smell of Christmas in the morning. Wait, is that cookies?"
"Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Well, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll just buy my own presents."
"Nothing is as cozy as a Christmas tree all lit up and a mug of hot chocolate!"
"It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Just don’t ask my credit card."
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"Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts."
"I bought my dog a rapped present… but he’s still unwrapping it."
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
"What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!"
"You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
"When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness."
"I told Santa you were good this year. He hasn't stopped laughing since."
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the whole world and people keep sending it to each other."
"I like to pretend that I'm a deer at Christmas. I just lie down until the holiday is over."
"Santa isn't moody. He's just a bit elf-conscious."
"Instead of North Pole, maybe Santa should live in the South Pole, it could be cooler!"
"I’m so glad we were able to get together to celebrate this winter festival of obligatory gift-giving!"
"The only thing getting lit this weekend are my Christmas lights."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy Christmas cookies, and that’s kind of the same thing."
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"Nothing says holidays like a cheese log."
"I’ve been dreaming of a white Christmas… but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red."
"I put so much thought into my Christmas list that I think it may be longer than Santa's!"
"It's beginning to look a lot like I should have started my shopping in July."
"If you think that Santa isn't real, just remember that there are three people who will say he is: me, my mom, and my Uncle Joe."
"I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing!"
"Holiday spirit? More like holiday chaos."
"There's nothing cozier than a warm cup of cocoa, unless it's a warm cup of cocoa in front of a roaring fire with your loved ones."
"Sugarplum fairies don’t actually exist, but cookies and eggnog certainly do!"
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."
"I love the smell of rain and a cup of hot cocoa. It’s like ‘Welcome to the holidays.’"
"Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was searching for his nose!"
"I told Santa you were good this year and I’m afraid he’s going to check it twice!"
"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine, but at Christmas, you need to create your own happiness!"
"Dear Santa, I can explain...!"
"If you don't believe in Santa Claus, you’re not getting any presents!"
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!"
"Every elf loves Christmas, but I think we love cookies the most!"
"The only thing we overload at Christmas is our stomachs!"
"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting socks for Christmas."
"Nothing says holiday like a cheese log."
"Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your joy!"
"There’s nothing cozier than a big mug of warm cocoa on a snowy day."
"Christmas is the only time of year it’s okay to sit on Santa’s lap and ask for what you want."
"What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a clause."
"Yup, that’s right! I’m going to be a kid forever. Who needs adulthood when there’s Christmas?"
"The best gift around the Christmas tree is a family wrapped in each other's arms."
"Now that we’re all together, let’s pretend I wasn’t late!"
"It's not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who’s around it."
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh!"
"I’m on the naughty list and I don’t care!"
"I'm just here for the presents."
"Dear Santa, I can explain!"
"Christmas is the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy from socks."
"I told Santa you were good this year. He hasn’t stopped laughing since."
"You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!"
"Christmas calories don’t count, right?"
"There’s no place like home for the holidays. Unless you can be in the bar, then go there!"
"This holiday season, let’s remember to be grateful for the good things in our lives... like the fact that we’re not at work!"
"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!"
"If you think that Santa isn’t real, just try to stay up after 8PM on Christmas Eve."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!"
"I’m on the nice list… for now!"
"Santa has the right idea – visit people only once a year."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy hot chocolate, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!"
"There are two kinds of people at Christmas: those who sing and those who can’t stand it."
"I put so much thought into my Christmas gift, I didn’t buy one."
"If you can’t find your Christmas spirit, just follow the cookies!"
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you’re home."
"Santa saw your Instagram, you’re getting clothes and a dictionary this year."
"May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white (with powdered sugar!)."
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a partridge in a pear tree who just won’t shut up!"
"Christmas is the only time of year you can sit around with your family and stare at a tree."
"Sleigh my name, sleigh my name!"
"I told Santa you were good this year, and he hasn't stopped laughing since."
"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered."
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red."
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
"Dear Santa, I can explain."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money."
"What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a little gift."
"I love Christmas, not just because of the gifts, but because of all the decorations and lights and the joy in the air."
"At Christmas, all roads lead home."
"I'm going to marry Santa Claus!"
"If you don’t believe in Santa, you get underwear."
"It’s the most wonderful time of the year… for a guy to come and take all my toys!"
"My favorite part of Christmas is watching my kids open presents. It’s like being a big kid again."
"Santa is like a rock star. He doesn’t know who we are but he knows where we live."
"Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks."
"There are two types of people at Christmas: those who want a nice quiet holiday with their family, and those who want to stuff tacos into a snowman’s mouth!"
"Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip."
"I once told my kids I was going to give them Christmas presents and they asked me if they were 'Super Deluxe' or just 'Deluxe'."
"If Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under the tree."
"When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas."
"My husband’s idea of a Christmas gift is to let me sleep in on Christmas morning."
"I can’t wait for the holiday season when I don’t have to explain my love for Christmas music."
"Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home."
"Of all the toys I’ve ever received, my favorite ones have always been the ones that have my family’s love in them."
"Christmas is the best time of year – for me, it’s like getting a holiday from reality."
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