121 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Frogs.
"If you see a frog crossing the road, don’t be upset. He just realized he was meant to be a prince and now he's on his way to find his princess."
"I just had a frog in my throat. Now I'm ready to ribbit!"
"Time’s fun when you’re having flies!"
"Ribbit, ribbit! If you see a pig flying, tell him I'm busy - too busy to hop around!"
"I told a frog my secret. But it’s still a froggy secret!"
"I’m a frog in a pond, but the water’s cold. So I’m a bit brrr-rrribbit!"
"What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!"
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"People are like frogs. They can hop along happily until they find a lily pad or a wall."
"I’m just a frog trying to make it in a pond full of snakes!"
"Frogs are the only creatures that can jump and seem to bring their mood along with them!"
"How do frogs prefer to communicate? With ribbit-ation!"
"What do you call a frog that can play the piano? A maestro with a ribbit!"
"A frog in a well knows nothing of the sea."
"Did you hear about the frog who broke down on the highway? He had a flat tire but couldn’t find the jack!"
"Frogs are nature’s way of helping us appreciate the weather!"
"Why did the frog stop playing tennis? He couldn't find his partner for the doubles!"
"When frogs leap above the water surface, they prove that a little hop can change your perspective!"
"Why did the frog sit on the lily pad? Because it wanted to get some sun!"
"How does a frog feel when he has to jump on a wet lily pad? A little froggy!"
"Why do frogs never disappear? Because they always jump to conclusions!"
"What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops!"
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"Two frogs fell into a can of cream. The one who survived said, ‘If I’m going to croak, I want to do it making waves.’"
"Frogs are the original jumpers, long before basketball was invented!"
"I’ve never met a frog I didn’t like, except the bad one, and he was toadally lame."
"Frogs: they are just like us. They have happy days and sad days, too! Except their sad days are spent sitting on lily pads, singing about how they just want to kiss a princess."
"It's not easy being green, but at least frogs have a good sense of humor about it."
"If you see a frog in a suit, don’t bother asking for a date. He’s probably just looking for a lily pad."
"I told my frog to go back to school. He said he was already a 'ribbit'-ing student!"
"The only thing worse than a frog in your throat is a frog in your soup."
"What did the frog say to the fly? 'You’re bugging me!'"
"A frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops!"
"Frogs can’t keep secrets because they always croak."
"What do you call a frog who likes to play basketball? A jump shot!"
"If you think you are beaten, you are. If you think you dare not, you don’t. If you’d like to win, but think you can’t, it’s almost certain you won’t! Life’s battles don’t always go to the stronger or faster frog, but sooner or later, the one who wins is the one who thinks he can."
"You know, I never used to like frogs, but then I realized they have little legs to leap back from adversity!"
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"A frog in a pot of boiling water is not doing well; a frog in a pot of jelly is just jumping for joy!"
"Some say that frogs are princes in disguise, but I just think they’re well-dressed."
"Where do frogs keep their money? In riverbanks!"
"What do you get when you cross a frog with a dog? A croaker spaniel!"
"If you think you’re having a bad day, remember: at least you’re not a frog stuck to the bottom of the water!"
"Why don’t frogs ask for extra help? Because they are always hopping to it!"
"In a job interview, if they say ‘jump’ don’t forget to ask how high is the lily pad."
"What do you call frogs that love music? Muses on the pad!"
"Toadally awesome! toadally funny!"
"A man walks into a pet store and sees a frog that says 'I’m a magician!' The man rolled his eyes, but I’m pretty sure that frog is toadally lying."
"What’s green and jumps? A frog in a blender!"
"I don’t know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of my body is broken too. Just ask my frog."
"The frog is a great teacher. He teaches you how to jump over your problems."
"A frog in a well can’t see the sky, unless of course, it jumps out."
"I'm secretly a frog. I just have to find my lily pad!"
"I’m like a frog—you know, I always get a bit croaky when I wake up."
"If at first you do not succeed, try doing it the way a frog would. Just leap!"
"Ribbit, ribbit—sounds like the frogs are having a party!"
"The only thing worse than buildings without frogs is frogs without buildings."
"You can’t take the “audit” out of “frogs,” but you can take them for a leap!"
"Frogs are like clowns—they always know how to leap into laughter."
"It's not easy being green, but it sure is funny!"
"Why do frogs like to play basketball? Because they love to jump!"
"Two frogs in a pond: One says, 'I think I’m going to jump out of this pond!' The other replies, 'Why? Our problems seem to keep floating by.'"
"A frog’s foremost fear should not be getting wet, but rather jumping into a puddle of trouble!"
"Frogs: Nature's way of reminding us to leap into life!"
"You can’t understand a frog without knowing what it means to hop!"
"Why did the school of frogs fail? They couldn't make the grade!"
"A frog’s perspective is always from the lily pad half full."
"Frogs are poetry in motion—especially when they leap right onto your shoe!"
"What do you call a frog who is illegally parked? Toad!"
"In the swamp of life, be a jumpy little frog!"
"A day without laughter is like a frog without its leap!"
"A frog’s life is full of ups and downs, but it’s how high you leap that counts!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but if it gives you frogs... make ribbits!"
"I’m not a frog, I’m a prince in disguise."
"If you think I’m cute, you should see my frog!"
"It's not easy being green, but it sure is fun!"
"The only thing worse than a frog in your throat is a frog in your bed."
"Frogs: We're the best at jumping to conclusions."
"Frog: A beast that swims and jumps, and is not able to be kept in control."
"You can't make a frog hop if it doesn't want to!"
"What do you call a frog with no legs? Unhoppy!"
"A frog in a well knows nothing of the ocean."
"There are two ways to approach every situation: like a bull in a china shop or like a frog in quicksand!"
"Frogs are the true optimists; they never stop leaping!"
"If you kiss a frog, you might find a prince or just get warts."
"Kermit's not the only one who knows how to sing: frogs have some serious talent!"
"Ribbiting humor comes from the heart of a frog."
"A frog a day keeps the doctor away. Just kidding, please don’t eat frogs!"
"What do you call a frog that likes to play basketball? A jump shot!"
"I was taught by my mom never to hurt a frog. They make the best jokes!"
"Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!"
"Leap for joy! You might just land on your feet like a frog."
"Frogs are creatures of habit, they always jump to the same conclusions!"
"What did the frog order at McDonald's? French flies!"
"In the world of comedy, frogs are the undisputed jump-start!"
"Frogs are fascinating, they have both the style of razzle-dazzle and the wisdom of age!"
"Frog legs: the original fast food!"
"To leap or not to leap, that is the frog's dilemma!"
"Time's fun when you're having flies."
"You know you're a frog when you can't get a tan, but you can still leap high!"
"I'm a frog, and I hop to it!"
"I wish I could be as thin as my wallet, because then I would be a frog in a fit!"
"Don't bogart that fly, my friend!"
"If you don't like frogs, you're toad-ally missing out!"
"What does a frog say on his birthday? It’s un-frog-gettable!"
"Life is like a frog pond; you're going to leap and land where you land."
"I told my frog he needed to start eating better. Now he’s trying to get a jump on his diet!"
"You can’t make everyone happy; you aren’t a frog!"
"To be or not to be? That’s a question only a frog can ponder."
"Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!"
"A frog would not hop on a lilly pad but for the promise of flies!"
"Some days I feel like a frog, and I just want to jump around!"
"Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away!"
"When it rains, look for frogs; when it’s cloudy, look for flies!"
"If you kiss a frog, does it turn into a prince or just a slimy mess?"
"I bought a frog this week, but he croaks!"
"What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Unhoppy!"
"I asked the frog what he was thinking, but he just ribbited!"
"Too many frogs spoil the lily pad!"
"Frogs are like dreams: they leap into your head and hop around until you catch one!"
"The frog's old but still knows how to jumpstart a party!"
"If you can't leap like a frog, then maybe take a hop!"
"When frogs grow tired of waiting for flies, they search for a new lily pad!"
"Most people on the run from their problems have never tried hopping like a frog!"
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