111 result(s) for Funny Space Quotes.
"The only thing that would make it better is if we could go out and eat pizza in space."
"I think the aliens will come and destroy us, not because we’re bad people but because they will just pull over and say, 'What the hell are these things?' and they’ll just blow us up."
"In space, no one can hear you scream... but they sure can hear you laugh."
"I don’t believe in aliens. But when I look at the way humans have behaved, I can understand why they’d stay away."
"On Mars, I think I'd like to have a big outdoor picnic barbecue. I'll cook Martian hot dogs."
"The trouble with space is that it’s hard to find a good wi-fi connection."
"If aliens stop by, I hope they bring pizza!"
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"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes – and then they’ll be vacuumed out of space!"
"I’d like to say that I have a good sense of humor about the whole space situation. But I’m also terrified."
"The best part about going to space is coming back to tell the tales of how not to float away!"
"I can't believe I just said that. I don't want to be the person who makes a fool of themselves in space."
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that joke."
"I don't know what you could say about a day in which you wake up in the morning and nothing horrible happens to you. It’s a day in space!"
"In space, no one can hear you scream. But they can definitely hear you laugh."
"Space is like a big tent that everyone can fit into--unless you're a black hole."
"The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. Some of those stories are pretty funny!"
"The only thing worse than being abducted by aliens is being abducted by aliens who can't even make you laugh."
"I think the biggest problem in the universe is that we don't understand how to take a joke!"
"Space exploration is a funny business. You never know what you might encounter!"
"If astronauts fall over in space, are they still falling?"
"Ever notice that in space, they have a lot of ‘universal’ laws? Not so universal when I get the bill!"
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"Astronauts are just people who let their ideals float away to the stars!"
"Space: the final frontier for those who are still trying to get their act together."
"Aliens are just humans who perfected aversion therapy!"
"Houston, we have a problem: I just realized I've been telling all my jokes in zero gravity!"
"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because she needed space!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch - out in space!"
"Stars are like cockroaches; just when you think you've seen them all, here comes another!"
"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're in space, then it's just really awkward."
"When life gives you lemons, ask for the moon instead!"
"The moon is a funny place: it's bright, but it's silent as a church!"
"Space is the only place where you can actually ‘float’ away from your problems!"
"I don't think the Earth can be that amusing if there's no one on it!"
"The only reason I’m learning to fly is so I can get out of Earth without traffic!"
"You know you’re in trouble when your GPS says 'Lost in space!'"
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"I’d like to be a clone, but I’d also like to be a real person. That’s my conflict."
"The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever."
"If aliens ever visit us, I only hope that they are not disappointed with what they see."
"We are all made of star-stuff."
"Space: It seems to me that the more we learn about it, the more we realize how little we really know."
"I don’t think the United States should be doing something that makes it feel like it’s a big fun carnival ride."
"Do you believe in UFOs? I believe in UFOs. I don’t believe in little green men, though."
"The only reason we don’t have aliens living amongst us is that they are too intelligent to do so."
"You're never too old to get your space on!"
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
"Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another."
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Space exploration is a force of nature unto itself that no other force in society can rival."
"In space, no one can hear you scream; that's why it's so quiet up here."
"I’m not an astronaut, but I like to think of myself as an expert in moonwalking."
"If you think that the world is at its end, you might just be looking at it from the wrong angle."
"Life is a series of collisions with the future."
"I’ve learned that the only way to make a difference is to become the change you want to see."
"I'm just a regular guy who happens to be in space."
"Somewhere there is a planet made of cheese."
"The bigger the telescope, the more things you can make fun of."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"I don’t trust people who can’t laugh at themselves. They’re probably hiding something."
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
"I need my space. You know, the outer kind."
"The only thing that’s ever come between us is space."
"Space is the breath of art."
"Astronauts don't say 'Houston, we have a problem.' They say, 'Houston, we have a situation.' Because they don't want to scare anyone."
"You know you are somewhere in America when you hear someone say, 'Houston, we have a problem.'"
"Space is like sex; it’s meant to be experienced rather than explained."
"If aliens are watching us, I think we have a better chance of scaring them off than hoping they stop by for a cup of coffee."
"I can’t believe we’re still having these discussions about UFOs. You’d think the little green men would have come to pick me up by now."
"To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit."
"Why don’t aliens ever get lost? Because they always follow the stars."
"In space, no one can hear you scream, but they can certainly hear you laugh."
"I don't want to go to space; I've seen the moon and it's full of landing pads!"
"Space: it’s not just a place, it’s a good excuse to avoid social gatherings."
"Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!"
"If the moon can float around in space, so can I!"
"Mars is the only planet that’s not just a prickly pear, it actually has some bite to it!"
"I’d rather be on a rocket ship than stuck in traffic."
"I don’t know what’s further out there; but it sure beats Mondays."
"I wanted to be an astronaut, but then I found out I’d have to encounter aliens that might be kind of rude."
"Black holes are where everything goes to get away from me!"
"Houston, we have a punchline."
"Ah, space. The final frontier… for bad jokes!"
"The Moon is a friend for the lonely!"
"I tried to catch fog the other day. Mist."
"I couldn't help but wonder how much better our life on Earth would be if we could find a way to visit and live on other planets, but then I realized that I had a hard enough time living on this one."
"The rocket worked perfectly except for landing on the wrong planet."
"I’ve been to space before, but my wife says it was just my imagination."
"There are a lot of people out there waiting to hear who you are, and I think you're going to need a big spaceship."
"I'm not saying that I'm an astronaut or anything, but I do have a pretty big orbit."
"I find space fascinating, but I’ll keep my feet on Earth. Thanks."
"Astronauts don't just go up to the moon; they also go back to work on Monday."
"In space, no one can hear you scream… unless your spaceship is really noisy."
"Space travel is the ultimate adventure, until someone forgets to pack the snacks."
"Aliens are just like us: they too have their own version of reality TV."
"I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up, but then I realized I’d miss my coffee."
"The only thing I have to contribute to the space program is that I can belch the alphabet."
"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."
"The best part about space? You can be the only one in your orbit."
"My favorite planet is the one where all the jokes are about the moon."
"Every time I hear the word 'space,' I think of how much I need one on Monday mornings."
"What do you call a space magician? A flying sorcerer."
"Mars is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there—too much dust!"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"I told my friend I was going to space; he asked if it was awkward to leave because I always take too long."
"The universe is a big place; surely there’s enough room for everyone to run their own crazy spaceship."
"Going to space is easy; coming back to find nothing changed is the real challenge."
"Why couldn't the astronaut play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!"
"The future is in space; just make sure to take a suitable sandwich!"
"I want to live on Mars; it’s like a vacation from Earth, only colder and dustier!"
"Why do astronauts use Linux? Because you can't open Windows in space!"
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