117 result(s) for Funny Anniversary Quotes For Parents.
"Anniversaries are a time to reflect on the wonderful years you've spent together... and on how much more you have to endure!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy anniversary!"
"Marriage is finding that one special person to annoy for the rest of your life. Happy anniversary!"
"The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret. But we can make it together, one anniversary at a time!"
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. But not too hot, or it melts the ice cream! Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap!"
"The first 40 years of marriage are the hardest. Happy anniversary to my wonderful parents!"
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"Happy anniversary! Two minds without a single thought!"
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams—especially when you share the bed. Happy anniversary!"
"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow. Just don't forget to celebrate with dessert!"
"There is no remedy for love but to love more. And to keep the romance alive with a bit of humor!"
"In every relationship, the a**hole tag team is alive and well! Happy anniversary!"
"When I married you, I didn't just get a partner; I also got a free therapist. Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Love means never having to say ‘I’m sorry’... unless you forgot to buy a gift!"
"At least we know what we’re each getting every anniversary: a year older! Cheers!"
"Marriage is a workshop... where husband works and wife shops! Happy anniversary!"
"Cheers to another year of questionable decisions together! Happy anniversary!"
"May your love be modern enough to survive the times but old-fashioned enough to last forever—preferably with lots of laughter!"
"Together is a wonderful place to be... until it’s time to share the remote. Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Remember, you’re only as old as you feel. Let’s never grow up!"
"There’s nothing better than sharing a cupboard with your best friend every day. Happy anniversary!"
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"Happy anniversary! Let’s continue this thing called love and provide each other with enough laughs to last a lifetime!"
"Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!"
"They say love is about communication. So, let’s communicate the number of slices of cake we each get! Happy anniversary!"
"Happy anniversary! After all these years, we’re still a great team—especially when it comes to pizza nights!"
"We have been married for 45 years and it has gone by in a flash. Just a couple of average days here and there."
"Anniversaries are a time to celebrate how far you’ve come — and how far you still have to go!"
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. But it helps to have a good sense of humor!"
"The secret to a long marriage is to be able to argue without yelling. But never forget to say, 'I love you!' in between!"
"Happy anniversary! It’s a good thing you two found each other. Otherwise, who’d be able to put up with each of you?"
"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up!"
"They say marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
"Celebrating another year of love, laughter, and your own brand of crazy! Happy Anniversary!"
"Marriage is not just about finding the right person, but being the right person — and sometimes that means being humorous with each other!"
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"An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow — with a splash of humor!"
"The happiest marriage I can imagine is one where you can laugh together. Here’s to laughter and love every anniversary!"
"Some couples go through a lot together — and by a lot, I mean chaos. Happy anniversary to my favorite duo of mischief!"
"Marriage: a relationship that involves a lot of love, patience, and sometimes, a good dose of humor to survive!"
"Couples who laugh together last together — here's to many more years of making each other laugh!"
"A great marriage is about being friends first, and partners second. But having inside jokes helps!"
"The key to a happy marriage: a rotating schedule for who picks the TV shows."
"Happy Anniversary! Here’s to a couple who can make each other laugh no matter what life throws at them!"
"An excellent marriage can be likened to a cake: it requires the right ingredients of patience, love, and humor!"
"Let's celebrate your love that has stood the test of time — and countless dad jokes!"
"Every love story is beautiful, but yours is my favorite comedy!"
"Never stop laughing together. It’s the secret sauce to a long-lasting relationship!"
"Marriage is like a warm bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot. Happy Anniversary!"
"The happiest couples are those who know how to spend time together, while laughing at everything! Happy anniversary!"
"Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy; good thing you two make each other laugh!"
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"A good marriage is like a casserole; only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce."
"Being married is like having someone to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"Marriage is not just a word; it’s a sentence. A life sentence."
"My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have some good food, and some good wine. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once."
"Happy Anniversary! You guys are the reason I believe in love... and also in arranged marriages."
"Anniversaries are reminders that you have survived another year together!"
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
"In this world, there are two kinds of people: those who love you and those who put up with you. Happy Anniversary!"
"The secret to a long-lasting marriage is to stay friends after the fighting stops."
"Love is sharing your popcorn. Happy Anniversary!"
"Another year of love, laughter, and cookies together! Happy Anniversary!"
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day."
"Happiness is being married to your best friend."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
"Partners in crime and love since [insert year]."
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"We’ve been through thick and thin together, mostly thin."
"Growing old together is like a fine wine: it gets better with age."
"Every year, you remind me you’re still the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life."
"You’re still the one I want to annoy for the rest of my days."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
"Congratulations on another year of being tolerated!"
"I love you more than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow."
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."
"Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning."
"Anniversaries are a time to celebrate the love you’ve shared and the memories that never fade."
"Another year together, and still no sign of a zombie apocalypse. We must be doing something right!"
"Marriage: because you're always better off with a partner in crime."
"You’re still the reason I wake up every morning. The reason I drink coffee. And the reason I go back to sleep."
"Happy anniversary! Remember, we're just a little crazy, which makes us the perfect couple!"
"Thanks for making the bad days bearable and the good days unforgettable."
"Cheers to another year of love, laughter, and parental eye rolls!"
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"The four most important words in any marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'"
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
"A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it!"
"Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one."
"The secret to a long marriage is to stay gone on frequent trips."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"My husband thinks he's in charge. I just let him think that."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."
"Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops."
"The secret of a happy marriage is to have a great sense of humor."
"In marriage, one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"If love is blind, then marriage is the eye-opener."
"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so are thunder and lightning."
"My wife and I have been married for over 20 years, and every time I have a stormy day, she sees it as an opportunity to go shopping."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
"At my age, I’m just happy to make it to another anniversary without getting arrested for indecent exposure."
"A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other."
"Married life is full of surprises, but it doesn’t surprise me when you forget the anniversary… again!"
"Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, too. We’re even!"
"We've been married so long we have a mutual friend: a therapist!"
"Happy Anniversary! I would have gotten you something, but I’m saving it for our divorce settlement."
"Marriage: the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener, especially when anniversaries come around."
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