123 result(s) for Funny Happy Mother’s Day Quotes.
"Mom, I love you even though I always forget to call you."
"To the world, you are a mother, but to our family, you are the world. Now, let's pretend I did something special for Mother's Day!"
"Happy Mother's Day! You know, being a mom is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire, and you're in hell."
"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. And yet, I still lean on you!"
"Mom, I love you, even though I should have never asked you to teach me how to cook!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! You deserve a break. Let's all agree to stop pretending we’re perfect."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mother told you to in the beginning."
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"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there... especially when it comes to the last cookie."
"Mom, you’re the glue that holds us all together. I never really understood that until I saw you with duct tape!"
"Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing. It’s like being pecked to death by a chicken."
"On this Mother’s Day, remember: No one can make you feel like a mom quite like a kid can!"
"There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one... most of us are just winging it!"
"You’re the best mom ever! Can I have a cupcake now?"
"Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together... until they fall off."
"Happy Mother's Day! Thanks for not telling me how many times you wanted to strangle me!"
"A mom is a woman who shows you the world with one hand, while insisting you put the other hand on your hip!"
"Behind every mom is a story of sleepless nights, crushed dreams, and endless love."
"There is no one perfect way to be a mom... it seems like there's also no ‘right’ way to stay sane!"
"Happy Mother's Day! May your coffee be strong and your children be calm."
"Mothers: All other roles are secondary."
"For all you do, all you’ve done, and all you’ll continue to do, let’s eat cake!"
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"Mom, you’re like a software update. Whenever I think of you, I automatically hit ‘Remind me later’."
"Your hugs are the best feel-good medicine. Thanks, Mom!"
"You know you’re a mom when you can’t remember the last time you had one, uninterrupted minute of personal time."
"To my mom... Thank you for always being willing to get out of bed and come rescue me, no matter how old I am!"
"A mom is like a cookie, she can crumble but will always come back together again."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had, and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing."
"My mom is my greatest role model. She taught me to work hard and to be honest."
"I can’t believe I am a mom. It feels like just yesterday I was posting food pics on Instagram instead of baby pictures."
"There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary."
"Moms are like buttons. They hold everything together."
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"Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"Mom: The woman who can make you feel guilty in two seconds flat."
"There’s no hood like motherhood."
"A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take."
"The best way to make children good is to make them happy."
"Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother."
"They say that life is a journey. Well, I can certainly tell you that being a mother has been the most interesting ride of all."
"My mother was my best teacher, a teacher of compassion, love, and courage."
"I’m in a love affair with my mother. Sorry, Dad."
"Mom: the only person who knows that you are in the kitchen eating cookies instead of studying."
"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
"A mother understands what a child does not say."
"Mom, I love you this much — and that's a lot! Happy Mother's Day!"
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. Happy Mother’s Day!"
"There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"Mom, I get it now. I was a handful. Thanks for not giving me away!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! You deserve a medal... or a cocktail!"
"I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child."
"Mom, you’re like a software update. Whenever I don’t want to deal with something, you remind me to update!"
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you didn't know existed."
"No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too. Happy Mother’s Day!"
"A mother understands what a child does not say. Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Mom, I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Moms are like buttons—they hold everything together!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to do it!"
"To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world."
"A mom’s hug lasts long after she lets go. Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Behind every great kid is a mom who's pretty sure she's screwing it up."
"Dear Mom, you deserve a break today, but not from me! Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Happy Mother's Day! Let's celebrate the woman who does everything... and never gets a 'thank you'!"
"I think my mom is going to need a vacation after raising me. Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Happy Mother's Day! May your coffee be strong and your kids be slightly less crazy!"
"I can’t wait until I’m a mom so I can embarrass my kids too! Happy Mother’s Day!"
"To the moms who are often mistaken for a taxi driver, happy Mother's Day!"
"Mom, thanks for being my unpaid therapist! Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Life doesn’t come with a manual; it comes with a mother."
"Moms are the real superheroes, without capes! Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! Remember, you are the glue that holds this family together. Now, where's my breakfast?"
"Mom: A title just above queen."
"I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one."
"Happy Mother's Day! I love you more than my iPhone."
"To the woman who raised me: You deserve a medal... for surviving me!"
"Being a mom is the greatest thing that could happen to me. If I could make it just a little better by being a little bit funnier, I would."
"Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it."
"I love how we don’t need to say out loud that I’m your favorite child."
"Mom, I know you were trying to help when you told me to find someone nice to date... but I never found anyone nicer than you."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mom told you in the beginning."
"Happy Mother’s Day! You’ve made a great impression on my life, even if it’s just a wrinkle in my shirt."
"Here's to the women who have raised us, loved us, and lectured us—especially the lecturing part!"
"Mom, thanks for always being there to help with all my problems, especially the ones you created."
"Mom—you were right about everything, except the time I wanted to stay up late. That was a good idea."
"You’re the best mom in the world, but don’t get too cocky or I’ll start anticipating your birthday gifts!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! Don't worry, I didn’t get you anything. I’m the gift that keeps on giving!"
"Mom, I forgive you for everything except for that time you didn't let me stay up to watch the late show."
"I love you so much I would even share my snacks with you."
"Mom, you’re my favorite parental unit—by far!"
"Being a mom is a full-time job, and I’ve decided to be your unpaid intern!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! Just think, when I’m a parent, you can be the grandma who spoils your grandchildren rotten!"
"Thanks for all the advice, Mom. Now I can go out and give terrible advice to my kids too!"
"Being a Mom is easy. You just have to remember to feed them, love them, and remember where you hid the chocolate!"
"To my mom: A reminder that you are right, even when I think I’m right!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! I can’t thank you enough for making me the amazing person I am today. Just kidding, I totally blame you for all my quirks!"
"I got you a Mother's Day gift. It’s an all-expenses-paid trip to a quiet place... for the rest of the day."
"Mom, I love you even though I’ll never accept your friend request."
"Happy Mother’s Day! I love you even though I can’t tell you my passwords."
"Mom, I’m sorry for all the times I didn’t listen to you... but thank you for all the times I accidentally listened."
"Being a mom is the hardest job in the world. So this Mother’s Day, take the day off... but leave the kids with me!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! Remember, your kids aren’t as cute when they’ve been raised by someone else."
"Mom, without me today is just another day. Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it up."
"Mom, I love you! Even if I don’t always do the dishes."
"Happy Mother’s Day! You deserve a day off from being ‘the mom’. Or at least a nap."
"I’d give you a bouquet of flowers, but you said no more plants! Happy Mother’s Day!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for going through all of my embarrassing phases with me, even when I think I’m still in one."
"Mom, I know you’re super busy, which is why I said the last five things I wanted to say in this card all at once."
"To the world, you are a mother, but to our family, you are the world – even if your world is filled with laundry."
"Happy Mother’s Day! Your love is like a fart; it may be silent but it’s always present!"
"Don’t worry, mom. You’re still the best friend I’ve ever had. Even when I choose Netflix over you."
"Happy Mother's Day! I promise to not complain about what’s for dinner... until tomorrow."
"Mom, I love you. Just don’t tell me what to do anymore."
"Happy Mother’s Day! May your coffee be strong and your patience be longer than your kid’s tantrum!"
"Being a mom is a tough job. You’re basically a personal assistant on call 24/7!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! You know, they say it takes a village, but let’s just stick with you for today."
"To Mom on Mother’s Day: Thank you for teaching me about the hard truths of life. Like how to fold laundry and how to avoid the laundry you fold."
"Mom, it’s pretty much your day of rest, meaning I’ll do all the chores that I usually avoid. Love you!"
"Happy Mother’s Day! You may not have swum in the Olympics, but you're definitely a gold medal-level multitasker!"
"Moms: the only people who know how to fix a broken heart, a broken toy, and a broken schedule all at once!"
"Cheers to the woman who knows where everything is – except maybe her own peace of mind!"
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