101 result(s) for Funny Wine Glass Quotes.
"I’m not a wine snob. I’m just a wine enthusiast."
"A day without wine is like a day without sunshine."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"Wine gets better with age; the older I get, the better I like it."
"Wine: because no great story ever started with salad."
"There’s a fine line between a wife and a mistress. The wife is in charge of the wine cellar; the mistress is in charge of the wine."
"Red wine with fish. That should have told me something."
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"On the eighth day, God created wine."
"Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
"I like drinking wine more than I like drinking water."
"Wine is my favorite accessory."
"When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink."
"There are only two things in life: whiskey and wine."
"Ever tried drinking your wine with a little music?"
"A balanced diet is a glass of wine in each hand."
"I can’t wine all the time, but when I do, I prefer to make it fun."
"Wine is meant to be shared, especially with those who appreciate a good joke."
"I'm not drinking wine, I'm just having grapes that have seen some things."
"Wine is so noble a liquor that it never turns to vinegar unless it's thrown out."
"In wine, there is truth. In beer, there is strength. In water, there is bacteria."
"A winemaker is a chemist with bottles."
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"There is no such thing as a bad wine, only some that are better than others."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for wine."
"I'm on a wine diet. I've lost 5 days already!"
"Sip happens. It's okay to wine about it."
"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who drink wine and those who are not invited to my house."
"I wine because I'm not a grapes person."
"Wine is sunlight held together by water."
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"Cheers to the nights we won't remember, with the friends we'll never forget."
"Drinking wine is like breathing – it’s a natural necessity."
"What wine goes with Captain Crunch?"
"In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is Freedom. In water, there is bacteria."
"I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up."
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror."
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"I’m on a wine diet. I’ve lost 3 days already."
"I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Friends don’t let friends drink bad wine."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of wine."
"Wine is the answer. I just don’t remember the question."
"Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together."
"A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine."
"There is no bad wine. Some wine tastes better than others."
"If you want to impress me, pour me a glass of wine."
"Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"Sometimes I feel like I am a wine cork in a bottle."
"The best wines are the ones we drink with friends."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"Wine not whine."
"In wine, there is truth. In fool's wine, there is fool's truth."
"My doctor said I need glasses. So now I drink out of a wine glass."
"Wine is the answer. What was the question?"
"A lovely woman and a glass of wine are constantly a vision of loveliness."
"The only thing better than wine is more wine."
"There’s no such thing as too much wine. Just not enough hours in the day to drink it."
"Wine flies when you are having fun."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine. Or any wine you don't enjoy."
"I like my wine like I like my emotions: full-bodied and complex."
"A good wine is like a good woman; at a distance, it looks good, but up close, it’s even better."
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
"Cheers to you, cheers to me, we're the life of this winery!"
"What goes best with a glass of wine? Another glass of wine."
"Wine makes daily living easier."
"If you can't drink it, you might as well be drinking water."
"Good friends and fine wine are a recipe for happiness."
"I have a wine rack, but it's mostly for decoration; my bottles just stay empty."
"Sipping wine while pretending to be classy is my favorite hobby."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine—and that's kind of the same thing."
"Wine: because life is too short to drink bad stuff."
"There's a fine line between a padded wine room and a padded cell."
"In vino veritas, in whisky there is strength, in beer there is freedom."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"My weekends are all about being adventurous and trying new wines."
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"I'm on a wine diet. I've lost 4 days already."
"Wine not?"
"In wine, there is truth. In water, there is bacteria."
"Wine is like women—full of promise and very often a little sour."
"Everything happens for a Riesling."
"I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up."
"Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used."
"There’s a wine for that!"
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Sip happens. It's okay to wine a little."
"It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home."
"I only drink on two occasions: when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."
"Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it."
"I prefer my puns to have a little more depth — like my wine."
"Wine: turning 'I can't' into 'I can' since forever."
"If we sip wine, we find stories within its glass that savor the moments we've had."
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is two glasses of wine."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"To wine or not to wine—that is not even a question."
"There’s no such thing as too much wine... just not enough glasses!"
"With great wine comes great responsibility."
"When life hands you lemons, trade them for wine."
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