127 result(s) for Funny Ski Quotes.
"I used to be a ski instructor, but I got way too many flunk-outs. I just couldn’t teach my students how to stop falling down."
"Skiing is the only sport that you can get hurt while doing a sport you were born to do: stay vertical."
"The only time I ski downhill is when I’m on the way to the bar."
"If you think that adventure is dangerous, try routine; it’s lethal."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"I don’t snow ski; I just hang out on the bunny hill."
"Skiing is for life; you just have to learn which parts of your body are allowed to be in pain."
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"There's no business like snow business!"
"Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal expense."
"A ski trip is a great way to test the strength of a marriage."
"I ski because it’s the only time I can go downhill without getting in trouble!"
"Skiing is like dating. You can have a great time, but after a while, it starts to hurt."
"You know you’re a skier when you get a little shiver just thinking about waxing your skis."
"I don’t need therapy; I just need to go skiing."
"The worst day on the slopes is still better than the best day at work."
"I can't be having a bad day when I'm surrounded by all this powder."
"Skiing: The only place where you can pay $100 to fall down in the snow."
"I only ski on days that end with a 'Y.'"
"If you can still see the bottom of your ski pants, you need to eat more nachos."
"There's a fine line between a ski vacation and a family counseling retreat."
"The fastest way to becoming a great skier is to fall down a lot!"
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"I like my slopes like I like my humor: steep, challenging, and occasionally hysterical."
"Skiing: the only sport you can buy a lift ticket for and still end up walking."
"Who needs a gym when you can ski? It's a full-body workout and a full-soul release!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a ski pass, and that’s pretty close."
"Some people are like snowflakes, but I’m just here for the après-ski."
"Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to scratch your nose."
"I used to be a downhill skier, but then I got a new therapist."
"Life is a mountain, your goal is to find your path."
"If you can't ski, then at least enjoy the snow. It helps with hide and seek."
"The mountains are calling, and I must go... right after I finish my hot chocolate."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch; I call it lunch."
"I ski because, well, I can't help it. I have billboards that say so."
"The only thing worse than being hurt on the slopes is being hurt on the couch."
"Skiing: the art of getting down the hill without hitting anyone or falling over."
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"I followed my heart, and it led me to the slopes."
"Behind every skiing accident is a person who thought they were good enough to go faster."
"One hour on the slopes can give you a thousand laughs."
"Skiing is just a way of getting up to the top for the best selfie."
"My ski instructor told me the best way to avoid getting hurt is not to ski. I should have listened!"
"The best snow on earth is your excuse to tell everyone you went skiing."
"I don't have a bucket list, but my ski list is getting longer every year."
"Eat, sleep, ski, repeat. That's the best life!"
"A bad day skiing is still better than a good day at work."
"Skiing makes you feel young, unless you fall and realize you aren’t."
"I ski because punching people is frowned upon."
"As long as there's snow, there's a reason to smile!"
"Skiing: The only time you can fall down the mountain and still look cool."
"Skiing is my therapy... and my therapist is a mountain."
"If you're not falling, you're not learning!"
"I've been skiing since I was three. I thought I was a good skier until I met my family at the bottom of the hill."
"Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to ride a lift and get a chance to jump on your face."
"There are no friends on a powder day."
"I feel sorry for people who don’t ski. They’ll never know what they’re missing… like slipping on ice and falling flat on your face!"
"If you're not falling, you're not trying hard enough."
"The worst day on the slopes is still better than the best day in the office."
"Why do we love skiing? Because 'The hills are alive with the sound of whining' just doesn’t have the same ring to it."
"Skiing: the only place where you can buy a lift ticket and still spend half the day in line."
"Skiing and snowboarding are both great, but always keep in mind: one of them gets you on the ground faster."
"Skiing: more fun than working, but way harder on the knees!"
"The mountains are calling, and I must go… unless there's a good reason to stay in bed!"
"Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads."
"If you think skiing is an expensive hobby, try buying a snowblower!"
"In skiing, the only thing worse than crashing is crashing and not having someone to laugh at you."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid – except when skiing!"
"Skiing is the only sport where you pay to leave your house and get lost in the woods."
"The best part about skiing is not having to take off your ski boots to go to the bathroom!"
"No matter how many times you fall, make sure you get back up – it's just more time to let others enjoy a good laugh!"
"Skiing gives you the leg muscles of a Greek god just in time for shorts weather."
"I don’t have a fear of heights. I have a fear of falling while skiing!"
"On the slopes, I’m not clumsy; I’m just doing a new form of parkour."
"Never trust a skier who doesn’t fall, they’re probably lying."
"When life gets complicated, I just ski away from my problems!"
"You know you’re a skier when you can identify an avalanche by sound alone."
"The slopes are calling and I must go—after I have another hot chocolate."
"Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere."
"There’s no business like snow business."
"I don’t often ski, but when I do, I fall spectacularly."
"If you don’t fall, you’re not skiing hard enough."
"Skiing: the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break your leg."
"I ski because it’s the only way I can go downhill mentally!"
"The road to the summit is paved with good intentions and a few falls!"
"I love skiing, but I can’t help feeling it’s just a really expensive way to travel downhill."
"Skiing is the only sport where you can look like a pro without ever having to leave the lodge."
"There’s nothing like a day on the slopes to remind you why you need to work out."
"Skiing is the best way to slice through the winter blues!"
"I've got 99 problems, but a slope ain’t one."
"You know you’re a skier when the only thing on your Christmas list is snow."
"A bad day on the mountain beats a good day in the office!"
"I didn’t come here to mess around; I came here to fall gracefully."
"Why do I ski? Because not shoveling snow is a win-win!"
"Skiing is the chance to find your limits—mostly on the ground!"
"If skiing were a religion, then mountains are our cathedrals."
"Powder days and hot chocolate fix everything!"
"Always make sure you’re wearing your best fall gear—you never know when it’ll come in handy!"
"I like long slogs on the slopes as much as the next person—just without any of the physical exertion."
"Skiing is a stubborn pursuit—it turns your body into a thawing block of ice."
"Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose for his next ski trip!"
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for ski passes!"
"Life is better when you’re skiing—unless you’re falling, then it’s just interesting!"
"Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg."
"There are no bad days on the slopes, just bad outfits."
"The mountain is calling and I must go… preferably after a cup of hot cocoa."
"If you’re not falling, you’re not trying hard enough."
"I ski because I love getting away from it all. And by 'it all,' I mean my life."
"Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch!"
"If you can’t find me, I’m probably on the slopes pretending I know how to ski."
"I don't need therapy, I just need to go skiing!"
"Some say the best view comes after the hardest climb. I just say the best view is from the bar at the ski lodge!"
"Skiing: the only sport where your chest and big toe are both in the same position!"
"I like to say I’m one run away from a great mood. Usually, that run is to the bar."
"The slopes are calling, and I must leave all my responsibilities behind. See you next winter."
"I thought I was going skiing, but we just ended up at the lodge eating nachos!"
"I have a love-hate relationship with skiing. I love the après-ski, but I hate the ski!"
"I have a friend who is addicted to skiing. He spends all his money on gear and lifts, but hey, at least he has his priorities straight!"
"Snowmen fall from the sky unassembled."
"A bad day on the slopes is still better than a good day at the office."
"I hit the slopes harder than I hit the couch on a Sunday afternoon."
"You know you're a skier when you can’t find your phone because it’s buried in your pocket with hand warmers!"
"Life is better when you’re skiing… unless you fall - then it’s just hilarious!"
"When in doubt, just add more layers!"
"Skiing is for life. The mountain never judges!"
"All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy… but a lift ticket can!"
"Skiing is like a relationship, if you push too hard, you could end up crashing!"
"Snow is my favorite accessory!"
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