126 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Cows.
"The cow is a very good animal. It has a great deal of milk, so it can produce a great deal of cheese, which brings joy to all the world."
"There’s no need to moo-ve to the next level; the grass is probably greener right where you are!"
"I love cows! They give milk, but they also provide an excellent source of comedy."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a cow."
"If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff – like cows!"
"I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Just like a cow!"
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!"
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"What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician!"
"You know you're old when you can remember when a cow was a cow."
"When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?"
"Did you hear about the cow that won the lottery? It was udderly rich!"
"If cows could fly, you wouldn’t see them coming down the street!"
"Why do cows make great detectives? Because they always follow the moos!"
"I once heard a joke about an elevator; it’s an uplifting experience. But bovine humor takes me higher!"
"Cows are just like us. They take their sweet time to get where they’re going!"
"What do cows do on their day off? They go to the moo-vies!"
"I was going to tell a joke about the cow, but it was too cheesy!"
"What's a cow's favorite holiday? Moo Year's Day!"
"The cow jumped over the moon, and so did my expectations of cow jokes!"
"What did the calf say to the farmer? 'Moo-ve over, I'm taking over!'"
"Why don’t cows have money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"
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"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? An udder failure!"
"When you find the fowl and cow jokes too cheesy, remember, laughter is the best milk!"
"A cow is the only animal that produces a raw material – moo-sic!"
"Have you ever seen a cow do yoga? It's all about finding your moo-jo!"
"I don’t always eat beef, but when I do, I prefer it to be overcooked, lest it still moo at me."
"The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"
"If you’re ever in a stampede, you can always count on cows to step off the path."
"Cows are just like us! They have the same bones, muscles, and the same old stuff."
"The only thing that smells worse than a cow’s fart is a cow’s fart in a small, closed-up room."
"Why don’t cows make good secret agents? Because they always have to moo-ve."
"Cows are the great unsung heroes of the farm—they just stand around, chew their cud and look cute."
"I just love cows, they're so udderly adorable!"
"What did the farmer say after he lost his cow? 'Where are you moo-ve on?'"
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"I've met some pretty mooo-dy cows in my day."
"Cows are proof that the best things come in large packages—like steaks!"
"If cows wore pants, would they wear them like this? (image of cow with pants)"
"The cows are always right, and I’m not just being udderly silly."
"Moo-ve over, it’s time for my lunch!"
"Cows hold the secret to life: enjoy the grass while it lasts!"
"What's a cow's favorite night out? A moosical!"
"If cows could talk, they'd probably just complain about the grass being greener in someone else's pasture."
"Ran into some cows today, I thought it was a moo-ving experience."
"Cow puns are totally udderly amusing!"
"Behind every successful cow is a herdsman who wouldn’t stop at anything!"
"Keep calm and moo on."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know, but I think it’s even more surprising that I also had a cow."
"We may be a little cow, but our hearts are big."
"Never cow down to anyone."
"Cows are for milking and for eating. They are not your friends!"
"I've seen cows that are more interesting than most people."
"If you get a cow to laugh, does that make it a moo-vie?"
"A cow is just a big dog that happened to grow a few extra skin flaps."
"What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them - especially if they're cows."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a cow!"
"When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?"
"You cow me, you lose."
"A cow once said to her friend, 'I’m udderly amazed!'"
"Why did the cow sit down at the bar? Because she wanted to get a few moos from the bartender!"
"Cows are like black holes. They just suck everything up… including my free time!"
"Never trust a cow to tell a joke. They always milk it for all it’s worth!"
"Cows: the original moo-vers and shakers."
"The best part about being a cow? You can always take a dairy break!"
"What's a cow's favorite holiday? Moo Year's Eve!"
"What did the cow say when it found out it was going to be made into a burger? 'What a whey to go!'"
"Why did the cow go to the space? It wanted to see the moooon!"
"Why didn’t the cow want to go to school? Because it was afraid of the mooo-phobia!"
"What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician!"
"Have you heard about the cow who became a detective? She always gets the mooo-ving!"
"If a cow laughs, is it a moo-haha?"
"Milk does a body good, but cows break the ice!"
"If I had a cow for every time I heard a cow joke, I’d be a millionaire!"
"I love cows; I love cows more than most people. They’re fascinating creatures."
"There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done. School and the farm."
"If you can’t eat it, don’t grow it. If you can eat it, grow some more. If you can’t milk it, don’t raise it."
"Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!"
"I have a very good friend who is a cow. I’ve never known anyone who was so interesting to me."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!"
"Cows are like my best friends. They have the most adorable personality."
"What do cows like to do at parties? They like to mooooove it!"
"The cows are in the pasture, and they always seem to know what's going on."
"When the cow laughs, she means it with all her heart."
"What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moosician!"
"Cattle are a great source of ‘moo-tivation’ in life."
"A cow is a very special kind of an animal. It is silently good."
"How do cows stay up to date with current events? They read the moos-paper!"
"I didn't choose the cow life; the cow life chose me."
"The cow is a symbol of life, and we need to respect our roots."
"What did the baby cow say to the mother cow? It’s a moo-d point."
"Cows: Oh, the drama of pasture possibilities!"
"Don’t be silly, you can’t herd cats, but cows are definitely easier."
"Moo-ve over! It's about to get humorous in here."
"Milk a cow and it means you've made a friend for life."
"If you see a cow jumping over a moon, it’s just trying to show off."
"How do cows relax? They go to moo-sic festivals."
"Cows are truly remarkable; they graze, ruminate, and occasionally strike a pose."
"I wonder if cows ever wonder what’s on the other side of the pasture fence."
"To the cow who dreams of flying—keep dreaming, it’s udderly possible!"
"I don't really like cows. I prefer to not eat where I shit."
"If cows could fly, they would still dominate the sky."
"I heard a cow on the radio mooing the blues."
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decalfinated."
"When a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?"
"Why don’t cows have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!"
"There are two types of people in the world: those who love cows and those who have never had a cheeseburger."
"Cows are just like us: they have their own personalities, they are silly, and they can be quite mooving."
"Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!"
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"
"Cow puns are un-be-leaf-able!"
"What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? A milkshake!"
"You're not a cow, so stop bovine out all the time."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and it said it would cow to the rescue and moo-ve itself to sleep mode."
"What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer!"
"Please, cow-nect with your inner self."
"I was going to tell you a joke about cows, but it’s just too corny."
"Cow-tipping is a sick form of animal cruelty!"
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to cow tip, and he will eat forever!"
"Cows are like a good comedy—mooo-dy and full of surprises!"
"You have to hand it to cows; they really know how to milk a situation."
"What happens to a cow that stops producing milk? It gets a visit from the udder side."
"Cows are nature's comedians—they're always ready to deliver a moo-pun!"
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it, especially if it's beefy like a cow!"
"Never be afraid to show your true colors, just like a cow that’s spotted."
"Life is too short for drama and cow-tastrophes."
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