109 result(s) for Funny 80th Birthday Quotes.
"You’re not 80, you’re 18 with 62 years of experience."
"At 80, you finally realize that you are not going to be a millionaire. But hey, at least you’re not dead!"
"80 is the new 40! Just kidding, it’s still old."
"You’re only as old as you feel... so, who has the Advil?"
"Don’t count the years, make the years count!"
"At least you are not at the end of the line; you’re just on the last train to the last station!"
"You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value!"
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"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!"
"You know you're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"At 80, you’ve finally figured everything out… including how to nap like a pro."
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
"Viva la vida de 80!"
"You know you’re old when you have more candles than cake."
"It’s not how old you are, but how you are old."
"The tragedy of getting old is not that you are old, but that you are often miserable about it."
"It took me 80 years to look this good!"
"Age is just a number; it’s all in your head. And I’ve got a great head… for my age!"
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser."
"We are all going to die, so let’s get through this together!"
"You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing."
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"The best part about being over 80 is that you get to be a kid again—only with a much bigger budget."
"At 80, you may not be able to star in action movies, but your life is still one big adventure!"
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!"
"80 is the new 60—so keep the celebrations coming!"
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"The older I get, the more I realize that aging is a gift, like fine wine."
"It's no longer a matter of staying healthy. It's a matter of finding a sickness you like."
"Middle age is when your peers are worried about your safety and you’re worried about yours."
"Life begins at sixty. But so do falling in love with senior discounts."
"At eighty, you’ve finally gotten your head together. Now you have to get your body together."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"There’s no such thing as an old person’s party; it’s just a new level of fun!"
"When you’re 80, you can finally say, I’ve got a lifetime of experience—and proof that I survived!"
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"Old age is like everything else: To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"Age is like fine wine. It improves with time."
"To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old."
"You know you're getting old when 'getting lucky' means you found your car in the parking lot."
"You’re not 80; you’re just a classic!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"At 80, you finally solve the oldest question of all: What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Don't worry, the candles on your cake won't last long enough to start a fire."
"You’re 80? That’s amazing! You look more like 78."
"If you still have the energy to argue, you're not really old."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"The first 80 years are always the hardest."
"You’re not old; you’re just vintage."
"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
"You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do."
"I can’t believe I’m 80 – I can remember when I was just 79."
"Old age is when you’ve gotten too old to get your own back from your kids."
"Happy 80th birthday! You're now old enough to know what you don't want to do but still young enough to do it anyway."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new."
"Growing old is like being a fine wine – it needs time to mature."
"You know you’re old when you bend down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there."
"Congratulations! You're now officially an antique!"
"The only thing better than having you as a friend is having you as an 80-year-old friend."
"Another year older, but at least you’re not at the back of the line!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
"When you turn 80, you could get a whole new car or a whole new body. You should totally go for the car."
"You know you're getting old when the only way to stay in shape is to pull a muscle."
"At 80, you’ve got to let your mistakes go — they’re the only things left to you!"
"Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."
"I can’t believe I’m 80. I still feel like I’m 55—on a good day."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"The first 80 years are the hardest."
"You’re not 80, you’re 18, with 62 years of experience!"
"Being 80 is like being a kid again, except you can’t go out and play because your knees hurt."
"Aging is mandatory; maturing is optional."
"It's a shame to be 80 and not able to boast about it."
"You know you're getting old when the doctor makes you feel better by giving you something to think about."
"Life begins at 80; everything else is just research."
"Old people shouldn’t eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get."
"I'm only 80, but I feel like I’m 185!"
"You’re only as old as you feel, and right now I feel like a million bucks!"
"You’ve reached the age where you can get away with anything — except going to bed early."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"Eighty is the new sixty!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At eighty, you finally have a clear sense of your identity and what you stand for. So you can spend the next 80 years bringing it to life!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"You're not 80, you're only 18 with 62 years of experience!"
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"The good news is that the older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"At 80, you can finally be honest about your age."
"Don't worry about your age, you’re still the same person inside. Just in a slightly more wrinkled package."
"You know you’re getting old when you can’t tell whether it’s a nap or bedtime."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"People say that age is just a state of mind. I’m not sure about that, but I do know that my body is definitely on another timeline."
"Eighty is the new forty, except you get tired quicker and need more naps!"
"You’re not old until you forget where you parked your car."
"Old age is not for sissies."
"The older I get, the better I was!"
"Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything."
"You know you’re old when it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired."
"I am not young enough to know everything."
"Old age comes on suddenly and not gradually as is thought."
"Ageing seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
"You’re 80? Oh, I thought you were just 79 with a bonus year!"
"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
"Age is like underwear; it creeps up on you."
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