89 result(s) for Funny Coffee Mug Quotes.
"Decaf? No thanks."
"This coffee is making me awesome!"
"I like my coffee how I like my men: strong and hot."
"They said 'don’t try this at home' so I went to Starbucks."
"Just another caffeinated morning."
"If you’re not waking up in the morning, are you even adulting?"
"Drink coffee and do stupid things faster."
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"I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer it with a side of sarcasm."
"Life is too short for bad coffee."
"I like to start my day with a strong coffee and a strong opinion."
"Caffeine and kindness: my two major food groups."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that's pretty close."
"Death before decaf."
"I don’t need coffee, I morning hard."
"I’m not a morning person, but I’m a coffee person."
"I like my coffee with a side of sarcasm."
"Caffeine and kindness: my morning mantra."
"I like big mugs and I cannot lie."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee-obsessed."
"All you need is love and more coffee."
"Brew-tiful mornings start with coffee."
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"Rise and grind!"
"Coffee, because killing people is illegal."
"Take life one sip at a time."
"Resting coffee face."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close."
"Decaf? No thanks. I prefer my coffee like I prefer my men: strong and able to keep me awake at night."
"Life happens. Coffee helps."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"I’m not a morning person, or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup."
"I like my coffee how I like my women: hot and strong."
"This is not an empty cup; it’s a cup with a future."
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"Coffee: a hug in a mug."
"I love the smell of coffee in the morning. It smells like victory."
"Coffee is a language in itself."
"If you’re about to ask me if I’ve had coffee today, the answer is yes. Why do you ask?"
"Dear coffee, I love you. You complete me."
"Caffeine and kindness: it’s a beautiful mix."
"I drink coffee for your protection."
"If you don’t like coffee, you’re wrong."
"Coffee: because life's too short to drink bad brew."
"Without my morning coffee, I’m just a dried up piece of garbage."
"No coffee, no workee."
"I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and bitter."
"Decaf? No thanks. I like my coffee like I like my men: strong and full of energy."
"Inhale caffeine, exhale negativity."
"Coffee is my love language."
"This coffee is so good, it might just knock my socks off!"
"Decaf? No thanks. I prefer my coffee with a side of more coffee."
"First I drink the coffee, then I do the things."
"A yawn is a silent scream for coffee."
"Keep your head high and your coffee strong."
"Caffeine and kindness – the perfect blend."
"I don't need an inspirational quote, I need coffee."
"I cannot imagine a day without coffee. I cannot imagine!"
"Coffee is my spirit animal."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee."
"Coffee and friends make the perfect blend."
"Espresso yourself!"
"Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee."
"I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
"I can't espresso how much you bean to me."
"Decaf? No thanks. I’m not a quitter."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee."
"Life happens, coffee helps."
"I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship."
"Coffee first, adulting second."
"Coffee: my favorite co-worker."
"If you’re not shaking, you need another cup."
"Coffee is a hug in a mug."
"A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent."
"I like my coffee like I like my jokes: strong and a little nutty."
"In the morning, I woke up and realized that coffee had been poured in my soul."
"This coffee is making me awesome."
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"If you can’t brew it, chew it."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."
"Coffee: the most important meal of the day."
"My blood type is coffee."
"Caffeine and kindness: the perfect blend."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee. And that’s kind of the same thing."
"Coffee - because killing people is illegal."
"I’m on a coffee detox: I only drink coffee on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays."
"Coffee: a magic potion to transform night owls into morning people."
"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it."
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