106 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Women’s Shirts.
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I used to care what people thought. Now I take a nap."
"I’m not a control freak, but... can I show you the right way to do that?"
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"I’m here for a good time, not a long time."
"I am not short. I am fun-sized!"
"If you think I’m crazy, you should see my sister."
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"I’m so glad we had this time together, just to have a laugh and sing a song."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"I am not a morning person. Or a night person. I pretty much just refuse to be a person."
"The struggle is real, but so are the snacks."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I am woman, hear me roar… in the grocery store when my favorite snack is gone."
"Perfectly imperfect."
"You had me at ‘let’s get pizza.’"
"I like hashtags because they look like waffles."
"I have to be successful because I like expensive things."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a taco."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!"
"If you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine."
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"Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too."
"I’m not weird, I’m limited edition."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle."
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
"If I was funny, I would have no reason to be cute."
"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever."
"I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"The secret to staying young is to lie about your age."
"I came, I saw, I made it awkward."
"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake."
"I’m not procrastinating. I’m doing side quests."
"Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming."
"My life is a series of awkward situations separated by snacks."
"You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake."
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"I'm on the patch, but I keep my wings close by."
"Behind every successful woman is herself."
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I’m going to start being less awesome."
"Some days, you just have to create your own sunshine."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I’m not a regular mom; I’m a cool mom!"
"Please cancel my subscription to your issues."
"If I was a vegetable, I'd be a cutecumber."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized."
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things."
"I’m multi-talented: I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"I’m not perfect, but I am a limited edition."
"Sassy, classy, and a bit bad-assy."
"Not all who wander are lost; some are just looking for coffee."
"Grateful for where I am. Excited for where I’m going."
"I’m a queen, and I demand to be treated like one."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I am on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
"Who runs the world? Girls."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"A woman’s place is in the revolution."
"Procrastinate now, don’t put it off."
"I have a black belt in keeping it real."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"Not all who wander are lost, some are just looking for coffee."
"Your vibe attracts your tribe."
"I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see."
"If you think I'm cute now, wait until I try."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"Sweatpants are all that fit me right now."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Does this shirt make me look like I care?"
"I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I was going to change the world, but I decided to sleep in instead."
"I’m not lazy, just on energy-saving mode."
"I'm not a morning person, or a night person. I’m just a person."
"I’m so glad we had this time together."
"I’m not bossy. I just have better ideas."
"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
"Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee."
"I told my therapist about you."
"I’m here because I’m not going to school!"
"I used to care, but now I take a pill for that."
"Messy bun and getting stuff done."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a cute-cumber!"
"I can’t keep calm, I’m a woman."
"Procrastination is my middle name."
"Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s caffeine."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"Too glam to give a damn."
"I can do anything I want because I’m a grown-up. Just not today."
"If you think I'm high maintenance, you should see my friends."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"Sassy, classy with a touch of bad-assy."
"I don't need your approval, darling. I have my own."
"Less bitter, more glitter."
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