111 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Turning 60.
"You're not 60, you're 18 with 42 years of experience."
"At 60, you can look back and see that you did it all, and at 60, you can finally admit that you did it all badly."
"Turning 60 is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park."
"The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs."
"At 60, you’ve reached the age where you have to keep your pants up and your belly down."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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"Six decades of experience and they still expect me to know what I'm doing!"
"You know you're getting old when you start feeling like you’ve seen everything, and you're just so bored."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."
"Being 60 is like being in the middle of the ocean – you just have to keep swimming!"
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
"Turning 60 is just another step on the journey of life. A fun twist at the next corner!"
"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your driver."
"I've reached the age where my back goes out more than I do."
"60 isn't a bad age if you're a cheese."
"I can't believe I'm 60! It seems like only yesterday I was 59."
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
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"At 60, you’ve had your share of wisdom, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still be silly."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"At 60, you finally see the world as it is—unbelievably humorous."
"The best part of being 60 is that you can kiss your teenage kids goodbye and finally have some fun!"
"I don't feel 60. I feel like a kid who just got caught doing something naughty!"
"Sixty is the new forty—at least in my head!"
"I’m not 60, I’m 18 with 42 years of experience!"
"At 60, your back goes out more than you do."
"You know you're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it!"
"Turning 60 is like turning 30, but with more cake—and more candles!"
"It took me a long time to learn that I’m not going to live forever, but I can still have fun and let loose!"
"At 60, I've discovered that being happy is the best wrinkle cream."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever—especially at 60!"
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!"
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"I can't believe I’m 60! I still feel like I’m in my forties—until I look in the mirror!"
"When you turn 60, you don't worry about the lines on your face—just the ones on the road!"
"Aging is mandatory, but growing up is optional!"
"At 60, you’re supposed to get serious. But why not laugh at all life’s little absurdities instead?"
"My wrinkles are my badges of honor. I've earned every one of them!"
"Life begins at 60, but so do the senior discounts!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional! And at 60, who wants to grow up?"
"Enjoy every birthday. You’re one year closer to a senior discount!"
"I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more than I do. At least I’ve got lots of funny stories!"
"Six decades in, and I’ve still got my sense of humor intact—not that it’s ever been in style!"
"At 60, you finally start to catch up on those things you always wanted to do."
"I can't believe I'm 60! I still feel like I’m 18, but my back says otherwise."
"The only thing that’s hard about turning 60 is hiding the fact that I’m really 59."
"Turning 60 means you can finally be the person you’ve always wanted to be — a little more forgetful and quite a bit more relaxed!"
"Sixty is the new fifty, or at least that’s what I’m telling myself!"
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever, especially at 60!"
"First you’re young, then you’re middle age, and then you’re 60 — it’s all just a matter of perspective!"
"At 60, every wrinkle tells a story – some of which I wish I could forget!"
"You know you’re getting older when your back goes out more than you do."
"Aging is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"Turning 60 is like being a child again, except this time you can fight back!"
"The older I get, the more I embrace my inner child. I refuse to grow up!"
"You’re never too old to be young!"
"It took me 60 years to look this good!"
"I’m not 60; I’m 18 with 42 years of experience!"
"People say I'm getting old. I don't know what they mean. I still feel young inside!"
"Growing old is like being unplugged. You lose your power but gain wisdom."
"At 60, I have developed an impressive collection of candles — they really light up my life!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Why do they say 'Growing old is mandatory'? It should be 'Growing old gracefully is optional.'"
"Life starts at 60, but so does the funny bone!"
"Sixty is a great time to start a new chapter, preferably one with fewer responsibilities!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At 60, you’re as old as you feel. So refuse to feel old!"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"I'm not aging, I'm marinating."
"It's a good thing I don't put that much stock in age; I've known some very immature 60-year-olds."
"You know you're getting old when the music you grew up with is classified as 'oldies.'"
"The older I get, the better I was."
"Sixty is the new forty – well, at least that’s what I tell myself!"
"I still keep my feet on the ground. I just wear better shoes."
"Don't count the years—make the years count."
"You know you're getting old when you can’t sleep at events that used to interest you."
"Life is not about how old you are, but how you are old!"
"The older I get, the more I realize that the only thing that matters in life is the people you love."
"I’ve learned that age is just a number, and I’m only as old as I feel!"
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
"I can't believe I spent my 20s trying to act like I was 60, and now I spend my 60s trying to act like I'm 20."
"Old age is like a car: You can’t keep it running forever, but you can enjoy the ride while it lasts."
"At 60, you've finally gotten your head together, but your body has other ideas."
"The first 60 years of childhood are always the hardest."
"I can’t believe I’m 60. Honestly, I can still run circles around the younger crowd… if they’re walking."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"When I turn 60, I’ll finally be able to say I don’t care what people think!"
"At 60, I’m just a kid who has learned to play with a heavier toy box."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Aging is mandatory; maturing is optional."
"60 is the new 40! Or is it 70? I can’t remember."
"Old is when you’re still young enough to do it, but your body won’t let you."
"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."
"At 60, you should be friends with the truth. It’s going to take you places."
"Life begins at 60. Everything else is just a warm-up."
"I’m not 60. I’m 18 with 42 years of experience."
"You’re only as old as you feel. I feel like I’m in my 40s… but my body says otherwise."
"At 60, I’m just thankful to be above the ground!"
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"I have everything I had 20 years ago, except now it’s all lower."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed."
"When I turned 60, I realized my wallet was more fun than my 20s!"
"I love referring to myself as 'vintage'"
"Notice how you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?"
"If you don’t think your 60s are going to be great, just consider how much more cake you can eat!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"When asked to describe my age, I respond that I’m too young to be old, and too old to be young!"
"If my neck keeps getting wrinkled, I’ll just start hanging medals from it!"
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