129 result(s) for I Love Lucy Quotes.
"You got some 'splainin' to do!"
"I ain’t no mere man. I’m a woman!"
"Oh Ricky, you’re such a jokester!"
"You have to be a little bit crazy to be a star."
"I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!"
"If you can't lure them, confuse them!"
"I want to be as famous as a bassoon!"
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"A man’s only as good as his word."
"I don't want a marriage, I want a companionship."
"We're not like the people in the movies—We're in the movies!"
"I’m on a diet, Ricky. And I'm on a diet all by myself!"
"In real life it’s tough being the fool. I mean, that’s your job."
"I don't think all the hair and makeup in the world can change the fact that I look dumb."
"They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."
"I was a clown. Now I'm a great American comedian."
"Among all the things you can lose, you should never lose hope."
"Lucy, I’m not mad — I’m just kidding!"
"There's nothing funnier than a woman in love."
"You know you’re a success when you can look in the mirror and want to kiss yourself."
"I have plenty of ideas, but they rarely seem to come to fruition."
"I think the best part of being a single woman is that you don't have to worry about pleasing anyone but yourself."
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"Never be afraid to come out of your shell — make your own future!"
"Have a little faith. Believe in yourself."
"I'm not a married woman. I'm a single woman with a husband."
"Lucy, you’ve got some ‘splaining’ to do!"
"I’m just full of ideas. Wonderful ideas!"
"The only thing worse than a raccoon is a raccoon with a lipstick problem!"
"I am a woman, and I can change things I don’t like!"
"You got some nerve, Lucy. You know how I hate surprises!"
"Ricky, give me my job back! I promise, no more crazy ideas!"
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
"I can’t see how you call this living! It’s embarrassing!"
"Why is it that you can tell me how to be, but I can’t?”"
"I will never let you go, I will never give up!"
"Why, that’s the craziest idea I’ve ever heard!"
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"There's no business like show business!"
"If you could not be married to the man of your dreams, why not be married to the man of your nightmares?"
"You’ve got to be kidding! The world can’t possibly want another rerun!"
"I’m not a control freak. I’m a control enthusiast."
"I want to do everything! Everything! I want to make it all happen!"
"The only thing worse than not having a job is having a job you hate!"
"A little chaos never hurt anyone!"
"It's not easy being a working wife and mother. Well, it's not easy being a working husband either!"
"Ricky, my love! You’re the reason I’m famous!"
"I’m going to be a star, I’m going to be famous!"
"The truth is, no one ever knows what happens next!"
"No matter how hard it gets, I’ll never give up!"
"You can't just up and change everything overnight!"
"All I wanted was a little excitement in my life!"
"You’ve got some 'splainin’ to do!"
"I’m not a wife! I’m a woman! I’m a woman!"
"I'm just a little bit too much of this and a little bit too much of that."
"The only thing that should be in the kitchen is a woman."
"Ethel, I want to be a star! I want to be a big star!"
"I’d give anything to be a married man!"
"I can't even cook a simple meal without a disaster!"
"It's not that I don't love you, it's that I don't trust you!"
"You're a big hit! A big hit in your own little corner!"
"I think that's just too much to ask."
"Well, I did it, didn't I?"
"I don't want to be right; I just want to be happy!"
"If you don’t believe it, just ask me!"
"I’d rather be wrong and happy than right and miserable."
"Oh Ricky, it’s complicated!"
"We can't both be right, so I must be right."
"Some men like blondes, but I like all women!"
"I can't help myself; I just love being in show business!"
"Instead of being famous for my looks, I want to be famous for my talent!"
"I am the star of my own show!"
"I’m in love with love!"
"You can take the girl out of the show, but you can’t take the show out of the girl!"
"It’s not a show unless someone gets hurt!"
"I’m going to be a star, and nothing will stop me!"
"Being a housewife isn’t the same as being a superstar!"
"There's no such thing as a perfect marriage!"
"You've got some 'splainin' to do!"
"I love Lucy, and she loves me."
"Ethel, you’ve got to help me. I can’t do it alone!"
"I’m not funny. What I am is brave."
"In my opinion, the best gift you can give your family and the world is a healthy you."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"There’s no one like Lucy. She’s a character!"
"Lucy, when we get home, you can tell me all the things you don’t want me to find out!"
"I did it for you, Ricky!"
"Oh, Ricky! You're so sweet, I could just eat you up!"
"I’ve got a great idea! Let’s invite all our friends over for a big party!"
"Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s going to be a huge success!"
"Every time we have a baby, our life changes dramatically!"
"I am the queen of the jungle, and I am in charge!"
"I’m not a bad cook, I’m just an enthusiastic one!"
"Happiness is being married to your best friend."
"Ricky, let’s face it. You’re a man, and I’m a woman!"
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"My feet are on the ground, and I can feel the earth beneath me!"
"If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it."
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone."
"Take care of your home; it’s all you have!"
"Oh, Ricky! I just wanted to help out!"
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
"I’m glad I had the experience, but I wouldn’t do it again!"
"I am a lifelong admirer of the ridiculous!"
"Lucy, I'm home!"
"You've got some splainin' to do!"
"I would rather have a man who is funny, than one who is handsome."
"I'm not a clown, I'm a performer!"
"Ooo, I love chocolate!"
"Ricky, I’m in show business. I can’t just go down to the corner and buy a loaf of bread."
"I'm the queen of the castle!"
"You mean you don’t know how to make jello? You just add water!"
"I’m just a girl who can’t say no!"
"I love being able to do anything I want to do."
"Do you think I could pull off a big part like that?"
"It's not easy being me."
"Ethel, I can do this. We have got to get this done!"
"Life with Ricky is never dull!"
"I’m going to become a star, and I’m going to show you all!"
"If you're going to be a mom, be a real mom!"
"Ricky, you can't just leave me in this condition!"
"Oh, Ethel, I could just scream!"
"Every time I try to do something nice for you, it backfires!"
"We're going to do it my way!"
"A little fun never hurt anyone."
"There’s nothing wrong with dreaming big!"
"I just want what I deserve!"
"Nobody can boss me around!"
"Show time!"
"I’m going to make you a star, Lucy!"
"Lucy, you and your crazy ideas!"
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