128 result(s) for Funny Bike Quotes.
"I told my bike that I was going to ride it, and it said, ‘Please don’t.’"
"Bicycles: expensive, but definitely worth it for the fitness and feeling of total freedom!"
"My bike and I don’t talk much. We just enjoy the ride."
"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race."
"There are only three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"I wish I could do yoga but my bike makes me way too happy!"
"Never underestimate the power of a bike and an empty road."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"Life is better on a bicycle, but so is pizza. It’s a fine balance."
"I ride my bike because it’s cheaper than therapy."
"If you take a bike ride and you don't post it on social media, did it even happen?"
"I don't need therapy, I just need my bike by my side."
"Bike riding is a lot like talking to yourself; you don't always understand what's going on, but you keep doing it anyway."
"Bikes: the wheels don’t lie. If you ride without a helmet, you might not remember it."
"Riding bikes is more than just a hobby; it's a way of life—and sometimes, a diet."
"Keep calm and ride on."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of my bike, asking it to ride back to the good times."
"You never forget how to ride a bike; you just forget how to get up after you fall off."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Cycle in the mental lane, as it’s free from the worries of the world!"
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine. On a bike is best!"
"Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"A bicycle may change your life but a little bit of humor helps on the way!"
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing a great ride."
"I ride because I love to ride; it's my therapy. If you cut me, I bleed bike grease."
"Bicycles are boring. They are for people who don’t have the imagination to come up with a real vehicle."
"You never have a problem with a bicycle. All you do is pedal."
"A bike on the road is worth two in the shed."
"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"Cycling: the use of two-wheeled vehicles for reasons other than, you know, actual transportation."
"If you are going to be sad, you might as well be sad on a bicycle."
"Bikes are kind of like pancakes—you can’t have just one."
"When in doubt, pedal it out."
"There are only three things you need to know to be a cyclist: how to ride, how to fall, and how to enjoy the pain."
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
"Why do I ride a bike? Because I can’t fly, I can’t wag my tail and I can’t grow wings."
"Some call it a spare tire; I call it a training buddy!"
"I used to have a handle on life, but then I got a bike."
"Bike repair is kind of like a marriage—you can’t just put tape on everything and hope for the best."
"There’s nothing more comforting than a bike that fits your fat butt."
"If you think riding a bike is a workout, try riding on the road with a headwind."
"A bicycle ride is a flight from sadness."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike and that’s pretty close."
"I ride my bike everywhere: the grocery store, the bar, to work. Just don’t ask me to ride it up a hill."
"Cyclists are a stubborn breed; it takes a bit of craziness to want to ride a bike all the time."
"I don’t need a therapist. I ride my bike."
"Riding a bike is like an expensive, manual labor-intensive way of sitting."
"A bicycle is the most efficient machine ever made. However, the cyclist is the least efficient part of it."
"I thought of that while riding my bike. Sally, you’ll be back someday. I just feel it in my bones."
"Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for delivering energy to the hands of kids."
"I ride my bike because it makes me feel like a kid again. And because where I live, it's impossible to get stuck in traffic!"
"I’m not a big fan of bikes. They’re so unpredictable… I prefer getting upset at the cars stuck in traffic."
"The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine."
"If I can’t find a bike for me, I’m pro bike theft!"
"Why do I ride a bike? Just so I can say I gave it my all and feel like a kid when I do!"
"I want to be the person my bike thinks I am."
"Life is like riding a bike. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Unless you're going downhill, then just let go!"
"I ride faster than you think — but only on my bike, not on the road!"
"A bike ride is a sign of my impending midlife crisis."
"My bike isn't just a mode of transport, it's an attitude!"
"Cycling is the closest thing to flying! Unless you're not pedaling and just rolling downhill!"
"If you’re going to ride a bike, you’d better get comfortable with being laughed at."
"Life’s too short for bad bikes and sad rides!"
"You’ll never regret getting on that bike, but you might regret not doing it!"
"Riding a bike is all about finding your center… and trying not to fall off!"
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries while riding my bike!"
"A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two-tired!"
"To many people non-cyclists think that my bike is just for exercise. They don’t understand it’s also for deductive reasoning when I fall off!"
"May your rides be long and your chains never break!"
"Ride a bike! Save the world one pedal at a time!"
"My bike knows all my secrets and still loves me anyway!"
"Who needs therapy when you can just ride your bike?"
"I finally got around to riding my bike. On the sidewalk! Because I don't speed, I just zip!"
"Bikes are the ultimate time machines — they can take you places you never knew existed!"
"Two wheels move the body, but one wheel delivers the laughter!"
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."
"Bicycles are freedom on two wheels."
"You never regret getting on your bike."
"Cycling is the only sport where you can get injured while doing something good for your health."
"I have a feeling that when I get older I will use this knowledge to not be alone, and to ride my bike forever."
"Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I have hope for the future."
"There's nothing wrong with a little bicycle theft."
"A bike ride is a wonderful way to catch a breath of fresh air."
"If you’re not cycling, you’re just getting old."
"Cyclists: the only people who are totally lost and yet totally in shape."
"I don’t always ride my bike, but when I do, I appreciate the love-hate relationship we share."
"Bike, eat, sleep, repeat. It’s the cycle of life."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of bike riding."
"My bike is like my second-best friend – it just feels better than the first."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Some of the best therapy is on two wheels."
"Why do I ride a bike? Because punching people is frowned upon."
"I only ride my bicycle on days that end in 'y'."
"A bicycle can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, which is kind of the same thing."
"The bike is a window to your soul."
"I ride my bike because a car just doesn’t express my need for adventure the same way."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike…and that’s pretty close."
"Riding a bike is like an adventure – one that often leads to unexpected detours!"
"Just like life, cycling has its ups and downs. Sometimes you end up on the wrong side of a hill."
"Every day is a good day for a bike ride, even if it's just around the block."
"When all else fails, pedal ahead."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
"Bicycles are a great solution to the world’s problems."
"I’m just a kid with a bike, a dog, and a beer."
"I don't ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days."
"A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired."
"If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly. If you are going to ride a bike, ride it hard."
"Why do we ride? Purely for the sake of riding."
"Cycling is like love. It requires a suspension of disbelief and a firm saddle."
"The only thing better than a bike is more bikes."
"Bike to work is a great way to get exercise and save fuel. Unless you're riding a mountain bike in the mud. Then it's just fun."
"Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."
"I ride because I can. I ride because it takes me places. I ride because it gives me joy. I ride because it makes me feel alive."
"Every ride is an adventure. Just make sure your helmet fits!"
"I wish I could be as thin as my bike tires."
"You never forget how to ride a bike. You just forget how much fun it is."
"If you think riding a bicycle is a big deal, try juggling while riding it!"
"What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!"
"I love riding my bike. It helps get my mind off of all my other problems... like my flat tire!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Riding a bike is like an art. Something you do because you feel something inside."
"It’s not about the bike, it’s about the ride."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike, and that’s pretty close."
"Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!"
"You know you’re a cyclist when you think of riding as a way of life, not just a hobby."
"A bicycle is the most fun you can have with your clothes on."
"There are seven days in a week and someday isn’t one of them – ride today!"
"A bike ride is always a good idea, even if it's to the fridge!"
Can't find the quotes you're looking for?
