112 result(s) for Funny Brother Quotes.
"Brothers aren't just family; they're a lifelong source of unlimited entertainment."
"Having a brother means you always have a partner in crime and advice on how to get out of trouble."
"A brother is like a good bra: close to your heart and there for support."
"How do brothers screw up a good family photograph? By claiming they had the best hairstyle."
"My brother is my only friend that I can count on to tell me how it is, even when it hurts."
"A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should meet my brother."
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"There's no one in the world that knows me better than my brother — including all my embarrassing moments."
"Brothers are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they're always there — often causing chaos!"
"We may fight, but in the end, we’re the best team in all endeavors!"
"I love my brother even though he’s a pain. Most of the time."
"Being brother and sister means being there for each other, even when you're getting on each other's nerves."
"Brothers are like snowflakes: all different, but equally entertaining when they fall."
"We fight we laugh. We annoy each other to no end, but you know we’re besties forever!"
"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping your brother."
"I never knew how much I loved my brother until we had a pillow fight!"
"My brother is my keeper, especially when it comes to hiding my secrets!"
"Brothers are the most annoying people in the world yet the most comforting at the same time."
"Nothing can bring a brother and sister back together like a shared sense of humor."
"A brother is a boy's best friend, especially if you both share the same jokes."
"Brothers aren't just family, they're the best friends you never asked for."
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"My brother has the best sister in the world. Just ask him!"
"I smile because you're my brother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it."
"You're the best brother in the world! And that's just the trouble!"
"Having a brother is like having a built-in best friend."
"My brother is my best friend. But he also annoys the heck out of me!"
"Siblings are tied together in the knot of life. We wrestle with it, but love it, too."
"Sometimes being a brother is better than being a superhero."
"Brothers can drive you crazy, irritate you, and make you feel stupid. But if anyone else dares say so, a brother will defend you."
"If I could pick my brother, it would be you... that’s why we don’t pick brothers!"
"Brothers may fight, but they always make up. Besides, who else would we annoy?"
"No one will ever understand our bond. It's terrifying, really."
"Brothers are like fat thighs... they stick together."
"I told my brother that he should learn to embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug!"
"My brother is the only person I can pick on and still get away with it!"
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"Brothers are playmates in childhood, and best friends for life."
"The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose."
"Having a brother is like having a built-in audience, and we'd sometimes write the worst scripts."
"If you don't have a brother, you don't know what you're missing. And if you have one, you know exactly what you’re missing!"
"A brother is like a sparring partner: always there for some good and bad punches."
"Being related to me is really the only gift my brother needs."
"Brothers are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they are always there — just annoying as hell!"
"Brothers aren't just family; they're the ones who annoy you the most and love you the hardest."
"Having a brother is like having a built-in best friend who drives you crazy!"
"A brother is like a teddy bear – even when he’s annoying, his cuddles make everything better."
"You can kid the world, but not your brother."
"The greatest gift of having a brother is that you always have someone to blame!"
"Being my brother is really the only gift you need."
"Life is better with a brother. Just ask him to stop touching your stuff."
"Having a brother means you have a lifelong competition of who can embarrass each other the most."
"I may not always be there with you, but I’ll always be there for you, just to annoy you!"
"Having a brother means having a partner in crime, and knowing and sharing secrets that others won’t ever know."
"Brothers may drive you crazy, get into your stuff, and irritate you. However, if anyone else dares say so, a brother will defend you to the death."
"A brother is someone who knows you better than anyone else, and still loves you anyway!"
"Growing up with a brother is a special kind of adventure filled with craziness and laughter."
"If you think I’m a great brother, just wait until you see my brother!"
"Brothers are playmates in the beginning and best friends for life."
"My brother is my best friend, my biggest supporter, and my constant source of laughter."
"There’s no friend like a brother, no matter how weird he gets."
"A brother’s love is always more than just a sibling rivalry."
"Brothers are just the best kind of friends who know all your secrets and still love you."
"Brothers aren't just family; they are a lifetime of laughter."
"Having a brother is like having a built-in buddy who will throw you under the bus for a laugh."
"Brothers are like fat thighs... they stick together!"
"Siblings: your only enemy you can’t live without."
"Your brother is one of the most important people in your life, so irritate them, annoy them, and make them laugh until they cry."
"I smile because you’re my brother. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!"
"A brother is a companion in crime and a goofball in life."
"I'm glad I have a brother who keeps my feet on the ground while my head is in the clouds."
"There's no buddy like a brother and no one to annoy you more!"
"We were like a team of superheroes: silly, loud, and always up for a prank."
"Brothers are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there – unless they’re hiding from you!"
"My brother is my best friend, but also my number one reason for needing a therapist."
"Brotherhood is built on respect and sibling rivalry!"
"A brother is a playmate, a troublemaker, and a buddy for life all rolled into one."
"I had a brother who was a comedian – he was always joking about our childhood!"
"Growing up with a brother is the best laughter therapy there is."
"Siblings are like co-conspirators in all the craziness of family life."
"My brother always said, 'Don't be a sissy, just tease them until they cry!' and I took his advice too seriously!"
"Brotherhood is the only bond that can survive constant teasing and outrageous pranks!"
"Brothers are there to annoy, to tease, and to offer a lifetime of laughter."
"To my brother: No matter how much I dislike you, I love you just enough to keep you around."
"If you don’t annoy your brother, are you even really brothers?"
"Brothers - because even the best friendships need a certified prankster!"
"My brother is like a permanent shadow, always around to remind me that I’m not that special!"
"A brother is a friend who knows you inside out, and still chooses to stick around."
"You know what they say: if you want to annoy your brother, just be yourself."
"Brothers are what best friends can never be."
"My brother is my best friend. We can fight, but we can always laugh about it later."
"Brothers: Can't live with them, can't kill them."
"Having a brother is like having a built-in best friend for a lifetime, whether you like it or not."
"A brother is a friend given by nature."
"I smile because you're my brother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it."
"If you don’t annoy your big brother for life, are you even really a little brother?"
"Brothers may drive you crazy, may irritate you, and hare the life out of you, but if anyone else dares say so, a brother will defend you to the death."
"A brother is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit."
"I’ve learned that a brother can be a great source of wisdom, or a source of great comedic relief."
"A brother is a person who is there for you when you really need to laugh."
"It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer than my brother."
"Brothers are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"I love my brother, but I'd never tell him that. He'd just tease me."
"There’s no buddy like a brother."
"When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life."
"Brothers: the only enemy you can’t live without."
"You always have someone to blame when things go wrong. That’s called having a brother."
"Having a brother means you always have a friend who understands your weirdness."
"The bond between brothers is a little bit thick and a lot funny."
"Brothers are just like me, their weirdness makes us awesome."
"Behind every great brother is a sister rolling her eyes."
"Brothers: annoying, lovable, and always entertaining."
"Nothing can bring you peace but yourself and your brother."
"All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt, especially when shared with your brother."
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