130 result(s) for Funny Softball Quotes.
"Softball is like love. The first time you fall in, it’s the hardest."
"I’m not a player, but I can surely make you laugh at the game."
"It’s a great day for a ball game; let’s play two!"
"Softball: The only place where hitting a home run means you can run to the food truck."
"The only time I look good in my softball uniform is when I’m covered in dirt."
"We’re more than teammates; we’re a family with a little extra crazy."
"I don't sweat. I sparkle!"
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"In softball, as in life, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how many snacks you can eat after."
"Good girls are made of sugar and spice. Bad girls are made of vodka and ice."
"Softball is a game of inches, but when you’re running, it’s all about the snacks at the finish line!"
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the umpire."
"My favorite position is anywhere I can hit and run… to the snack table!"
"They say there’s no ‘I’ in team, but there are plenty of ‘you’ in screw-up."
"Softball: The only place where you can yell your head off at your friends and still love them afterward."
"It’s not about how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you can kick dirt on it."
"Some days you’re the hammer, some days you’re the nail. I prefer to be the donut!"
"Forget the run, I’m here for the fun!"
"Softball is a sport played with green grass and good friends."
"Why did the softball player break up with her boyfriend? He was way too ‘base’!"
"Foul balls are just a player’s excuse to snack in the outfield."
"Just because I’m on the field doesn’t mean I can’t pretend to be a supermodel."
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"What’s a softball player’s favorite type of music? Swing!"
"My softball skills may be questionable, but my snack skills are on point!"
"I've never met a home plate I didn't want to slide into."
"Never underestimate the power of a woman in a softball uniform… with a snack!"
"I'm not a big fan of the designated hitter. I think players should have to play with a hug when they can."
"I wouldn’t say I’m the best player in the league, but I’m not the worst either. Well, at least my mom thinks so!"
"Softball: The only sport where the best part of the game is the after-party!"
"It's not how you start, it's how you finish. And how well you can distract the pitcher!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch!"
"The only time I feel like an athlete is when I’m running to the snack bar!"
"We play softball because hitting a ball with a wooden stick is a lot more fun than hitting a gym!"
"Softball - where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the kids are above average!"
"I thought I was about to be a major league player, but I found out my major was just 'not' in league!"
"In baseball, you don't have to throw the ball hard. You just have to make the other guy look bad!"
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"What’s the difference between a bad player and a good player? The bad player went to a sporting goods store and bought their skills!"
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical!"
"When you’re in the field, treat it like a game; when you’re at bat, act like you are on a throne!"
"I was going to play softball, but then I remembered I can't catch a break – or a ball!"
"Softball is the only sport where you can have a snack and a drink in your hand while playing!"
"If we were meant to be serious, we would have played golf!"
"It's not just a game; it's my excuse to wear cute shoes and hang out with friends!"
"Our coach told us if we didn't lose weight, we might lose games. I told him I didn’t come to lose weight!"
"The only thing worse than losing is not getting a good selfie after the game!"
"Why do they call it fastpitch? Because slow pitch doesn't sound nearly as thrilling!"
"I can’t believe we lost the game, but at least I looked good in my uniform!"
"The greatest thing about softball is that everybody gets a trophy. Unless you lose to your mom!"
"There’s no crying in softball... unless someone steals your snack!"
"I thought my sporting life was over, but then I discovered teams need cheerleaders too!"
"Nothing makes a team stronger than shared pizza after winning a game!"
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. But can you dodge my jokes?"
"Softball is a unique game because nobody's workin' it out."
"I never miss a chance to have a good time on the field!"
"You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first."
"Softball: The only place where you can yell, 'You throw like a girl!' and get away with it."
"The only exercise I get is throwing all my excuses out."
"Life is a game. Softball is serious."
"When life gives you lemons, go play softball!"
"If you think softball is boring, you must be playing it wrong."
"We're not just a team; we're a dysfunctional family!"
"You can’t find a better therapist than your softball team."
"Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue."
"Softball - the sport that brings out the best (and worst) in people."
"It's a bad day to be a ground ball!"
"Softball is like marriage: It's all about compromise."
"In softball, a little dirt never hurt!"
"We don't need a therapist; we have our softball field!"
"If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right!"
"There's no crying in softball—unless you’re our coach!"
"Home runs are great, but the real MVPs are the ones who bring snacks."
"You can't play with a broken heart; just a broken bat!"
"Winning isn't everything; it's just a great excuse for a party!"
"I’m just here for the post-game snacks."
"Why be moody when you can shake your booty?"
"Softball: The only sport where the worst players are the loudest."
"Catcher: it's kind of like being a referee... except with more snacks."
"Softball: Because adulting is overrated!"
"Softball is like love. The first time you indulge, it’s a home run; the second time, it’s a strike out."
"I’m not saying I’m the best softball player in the world, but I’m definitely in the top one."
"We don’t do drama, we play softball."
"You can’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive."
"Softball is a sport of inches – and, apparently, excuse-making."
"In softball, as in life, it’s about how you handle the curveballs."
"I've learned that if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. So I choose to laugh… especially during softball games."
"If you think I’m here to win this softball game, you’re right. If you think I’m here to make friends, you’re wrong."
"I’d rather be playing softball than doing anything else… except eating pizza."
"There’s a fine line between a good pitch and a good excuse."
"It’s a good day for a home run or a humorous fail."
"Softball: where the grass is always greener because we paint it!"
"Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is."
"The only thing scared me away from softball was a bad hair day."
"Softball: the game where even the worst strikes can be considered ‘outstanding’!"
"We came, we saw, we stopped for snacks."
"A fastball isn’t always the answer; sometimes it’s just an opportunity to show off your pitch!"
"Softball: where a great swing also leads to a healthy dose of silliness."
"Teamwork makes the dream work… and the pizza tastes better afterward!"
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success on the softball field."
"Why did the catcher get kicked off the team? Because he kept throwing back the pitch and the real pitcher was tired!"
"There’s no crying in softball; there’s laughter and snacks!"
"Running the bases is like trying to find your keys… it takes a while, but eventually, you’ll get there!"
"Sometimes I wonder if I’m playing softball for kicks or just for the post-game fries."
"The key to playing good softball is to focus on the game… and making sure your hat doesn’t block your view!"
"If you look good, you play good; if you play good, you eat good!"
"Softball is like church. Many attend, but few understand."
"If you want to be a champion, you have to be willing to be a little bit weird."
"I’m not saying I’m the best softball player, but I can definitely throw a tantrum."
"There's no crying in softball, but if there was, I'd be the champion."
"I only play softball to eat the snacks."
"You know you’re a softball player when you can catch a fly ball with one hand and eat a hot dog with the other."
"I'd rather be playing softball than doing almost anything else, except maybe napping."
"The only reason I play softball is so I can wear a uniform and feel like a superhero."
"Softball: where you can yell at your friends in public and everyone thinks you’re having a great time."
"Softball is a game of inches, and also a game of snacks."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastination when it comes to warming up!"
"You know it’s a good game when you leave dirtier than you started."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... especially after a game!"
"Everyone wants to be a soft baller until it's time to do soft balling."
"I play softball because punching people is frowned upon."
"In our league, we're all champions, especially the ones who bring snacks."
"The best part about a doubleheader? More time to eat!"
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
"The only time I get a strike is at the snack bar."
"Nothing makes a good friend like committing an error together!"
"Softball: the best excuse to wear cute uniforms and call it 'exercise'."
"My idea of an outdoor adventure is sitting on the sidelines with a soda."
"If you think I'm crazy on the field, wait until you see me at the concession stand!"
"Happiness is a long game and a cold drink afterwards."
"The harder I throw, the better I hit... said no one ever!"
"I may not be the best player, but I’m definitely the loudest!"
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