127 result(s) for Funny Pumpkin Quotes.
"I'm just a pumpkin in a world full of gourds."
"You're the pumpkin to my spice!"
"In a field of pumpkins, be a squash."
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion."
"The only thing better than pumpkin pie is more pumpkin pie."
"Put a pumpkin on your porch, and if it's still there by Halloween, then you've won!"
"I love fall most of all, because of the pumpkins!"
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"If you don’t like pumpkin spice, you’re wrong."
"Every pumpkin has a story to tell, even if it’s just the one in your pie."
"Time to get my pumpkin on!"
"A pumpkin a day keeps the bad vibes away!"
"You're never too old for a pumpkin patch!"
"Fall in love with pumpkins!"
"Pumpkin: the original pie in the sky."
"Carve out some fun this Halloween!"
"I’ve got it all - just add pumpkin!"
"Welcome to the pumpkin patch, where the only limit is your imagination!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pumpkins, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"This is a pie with a purpose: pumpkin-smashing!"
"You know you’re in trouble when the pumpkin spice latte has more caffeine than you do!"
"Too many pumpkins spoil the patch!"
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"Life is gourd when you have pumpkins!"
"You’re the jack to my lantern!"
"No one told me that pumpkins could make me so happy!"
"Make every day a pumpkin day!"
"Why did the pumpkin cross the road? Because it saw the chicken go by."
"I love fall, I love pumpkins, and I love anything that makes me look like I’m not a couch potato."
"Pumpkin photos give me life."
"There’s nothing like a pumpkin to make you feel gourd-geous."
"I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers and pumpkins are plentiful!"
"No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a pumpkin, asking it to be a pie."
"The best way to carve a pumpkin is with a teammate who offers support and a really sharp knife."
"Life is gourd! Just pumpkin spice it up!"
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the pumpkin patch."
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"I'm in a committed relationship with pumpkin spice."
"I love you more than pumpkin spice lattes."
"This pumpkin is litter-ally amazing!"
"Pumpkin seeds are the best kind of semseeds!"
"Nothing is better than a freshly picked pumpkin patch."
"Goodbye summer, hello pumpkins!"
"Every pumpkin has its day."
"Why did the jack-o'-lantern get a job? Because it wanted to earn a little extra 'candle'!"
"Pumpkin is the only color I will wear this fall."
"Keep calm and carve a pumpkin."
"Pumpkin patches: where happiness grows on vines!"
"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life... If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead."
"Spice up your life with a little pumpkin humor!"
"Pumpkin lattes are the great essentials of life!"
"I love pumpkin spice, but I'm not feeling a little nutty today."
"When you carve a pumpkin, remember: you're an artist and the pumpkin is your canvas. So, don't make it look like a frat boy."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a pumpkin, asking it to be funny."
"What did the pumpkin say to the pie? 'You crack me up!'"
"Why did the pumpkin go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of 'gourd' times!"
"You’re never too old to carve a pumpkin and tell spooky stories."
"Pumpkin spice and everything nice, that’s what fall is made of."
"I told my pumpkin I wanted a raise in my allowance. It said, 'Get real!'"
"Puns about pumpkins aren’t just corny, they’re gourd-geous!"
"Keep calm and pumpkin on!"
"If you think about it, pumpkins are basically nature's way of saying, 'Hey, let’s have some fun!'"
"Pumpkins are like friends; they can be a little rough around the edges, but they’re always worth it."
"I love you more than pumpkin pie... and that’s saying something!"
"A pumpkin a day keeps the blues away!"
"I can't wait for pumpkin season. It’s always a little gourd to be true."
"Why was the pumpkin busted for a crime? Because it had too many seeds!"
"Life is full of surprises, just like a pumpkin with a twist!"
"There’s something about pumpkins that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside—like a good old Halloween hug."
"I’m in a committed relationship with pumpkin spice!"
"Eat, drink, and be scary!"
"Pumpkin-flavored everything: because it’s not just a phase, it’s a lifestyle."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a pumpkin!"
"Pumpkin patch: where I find my happiest thoughts!"
"Every pumpkin tells a story; it just depends on how you carve it!"
"May your life be as colorful as the pumpkins in October!"
"I'm here to pumpkin spice things up!"
"I'm just a pumpkin and I'm looking for a gourd time!"
"Why do pumpkins never get into arguments? Because they always squash the beef!"
"Life is gourd if you are a pumpkin!"
"Pumpkin spice and everything nice!"
"I've got a gut feeling that fall is my favorite season. Just look at all the pumpkins!"
"What was the pumpkin's favorite game? Squash!"
"You’re the pumpkin to my spice!"
"Pumpkin carving is like art; you can get mad at the pumpkin, but the pumpkin has no feelings!"
"Don’t be a basic witch, get your pumpkin fix!"
"Did you hear about the pumpkin who won the lottery? It was a gourd day!"
"Orange you glad it's pumpkin season?"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pumpkins, and that’s kind of the same thing!"
"What do you call a pumpkin that plays football? A gourd back!"
"I told my pumpkin I loved it; it blushed orange!"
"Pumpkin patch? More like 'happiness patch'!"
"When it comes to pumpkins, I've got that 'gourd' feeling!"
"Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin! Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice lattes are back!"
"Forget love; I’d rather fall in pumpkins!"
"Pumpkin carving is my cardio!"
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine, or pumpkins!"
"I can’t be-leaf it’s pumpkin season!"
"What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes? A pun-kin!"
"I’m nuts about pumpkins!"
"If pumpkins had feelings, they’d be a little squashed too!"
"Can’t hide from pumpkin spice; it’s everywhere!"
"If I were a pumpkin, I'd want to be carved with a smile!"
"I'm in a gourd mood!"
"You’re the pumpkin to my spice."
"Oh my gourd, I can’t believe it’s already fall!"
"Pumpkin spice and everything nice."
"I’m so glad we met, we make the perfect pair—like pumpkin and pie!"
"Life is full of pumpkins, you just have to stop and pick one!"
"What do you call a pumpkin that’s afraid of the dark? A ‘scaredy-pumpkin’!"
"Too much pumpkin spice? Never heard of it!"
"Every fall, I’m just here to be a pumpkin in a patch!"
"Why did the pumpkin go to the party? Because it heard there would be lots of wine!"
"You had me at pumpkin spice."
"Wishing you a ‘gourd’ time this Halloween!"
"Pumpkins, they’re just getting their orange on!"
"I’m the ‘pumpkin’ of your dreams."
"Every pumpkin has its day!"
"Life is gourd, and it’s even better with pumpkins!"
"When life gives you pumpkins, make pumpkin pie!"
"You’re looking berry nice this fall, my pumpkin!"
"How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!"
"Feeling gourdgeous today!"
"Keep calm and carve on!"
"It’s a pumpkin kind of day!"
"I’m so glad we’ve grown together like pumpkins in a patch."
"Carve out some time for pumpkin fun!"
"Why don’t pumpkins ever get lost? Because they always find their way back to the patch!"
"I can’t be scared, I’m too busy having a gourd time!"
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