126 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Turning 40.
"At 40, your body gives you a clear message: 'It’s time to take care of me!' but instead, you celebrate with cake."
"Turning 40 is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park."
"When I turned 40, I realized the best part of life is that it keeps going. The worst part is that it keeps going too!"
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years... and how many birthday candles you can blow out!"
"At 40 you realize that if you’re not making mistakes, you’re not making anything."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!"
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"Turning 40 means you’ve finally arrived at that lovely age where you’re beginning to adjust to the fact that you’re not a kid anymore."
"Don't worry, 40 is the new 30... which means your new aches and creaks will only seem 10 years old."
"At 40, you have a choice: You can either move forward or be stuck in the past. I choose pizza!"
"They say that life begins at 40. If that’s true, then I’m not sure what I’ve been doing for the last 39 years!"
"Welcome to 40: where emotional pain is the same as physical pain, but you don’t care by the end of your birthday party!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Happy 40th!"
"At 40, you're no longer in the fast lane; you're just trying to navigate the roundabout."
"Life after 40 is like a roller coaster. You know you're in for a ride – scream if you want to go faster!"
"Congratulations on turning 40! You can now officially binge-watch old sitcoms and call it nostalgia instead of just being lazy!"
"Being 40 means never having to say, 'I can’t believe I ate all that!'"
"40 is when you finally get your head together but your body starts falling apart."
"Just remember, when you turn 40, you might need bifocals to read all the birthday cards!"
"Turning 40 is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"They say 40 is the new 30. Are you sure? Because I’m not feeling it!"
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"At 40, the first half of your life is over. The second half is only allowed if you learn how to enjoy it!"
"40 is like being a teenager all over again; you feel like you know everything and nothing at the same time."
"Cheers to 40 – where you can experience both wisdom and the side effects of aging all at once!"
"At 40, your idea of fun is staying home and having your friends over. This is how aging goes. Embrace it."
"I'm not 40. I'm 18 with 22 years of experience."
"If things get better with age, then I’m approaching magnificent."
"You know you’re 40 when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, 'I may as well.'"
"Forty is the age when you can no longer hide your flaws. They’re usually screaming out loud."
"Turning 40 is like a bad hair day that lasts for a decade."
"At 40, you’re still young enough to get away with bad decisions, but old enough to know better."
"Welcome to 40. It’s a bit like being in your 30s, but with a lot more back pain."
"At 40, you finally realize that your body is not your own, but rather on loan from your future."
"You’re 40? Wow, you look amazing! Can you tell me your secret? Oh, right, facial moisturizer."
"40 isn’t old. If you’re a tree."
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"I thought I would be wiser at 40. Instead, I just have more embarrassing moments to reflect on."
"They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I just wish someone would teach me how to get up without making noise."
"Turning 40 is like turning over a new leaf... except that leaf has wrinkles."
"Just remember, at 40, you’re older than you’ve ever been, but younger than you’ll ever be again."
"Aging is mandatory; growing up is optional. Cheers to 40!"
"Don't worry about turning 40; you're still going to pull off that 'oops, I forgot I turned 40' look."
"At 40, it’s less about the cake and more about how many candles I can manage to keep from burning the house down."
"You're only as old as you feel. Which may explain why after a long day, I feel like I’m 90."
"This is your 40s: where your back goes out more than you do."
"Forty is the new 'What time is it?'"
"At 40, the only person you can blame is yourself for all those bad decisions."
"Don't be sad about turning 40. Think of it as a time to make peace with that new, anti-gravity neck skin."
"Turning 40 is a lot like a major life event, like a wedding, but instead of presents, you just get creaky knees."
"If you think 40 is bad, just wait until your body starts doing things that weren't even in the manual."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Here's to 40 years of fun—so far!"
"At 40, your hormones are all over the place. You don’t know whether to laugh or cry—or eat chocolate."
"Turning 40 is like a milestone, but it’s more like a millstone. It weighs you down."
"I can’t believe I’m 40. I still feel like I’m in my 20s—just with more back pain and fewer hair follicles."
"You know you’re 40 when your back goes out more than you do."
"At 40, you finally realize that you really are a grown-up—and you were hoping it would look better."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. So welcome to 40!"
"Turning 40 is like being diagnosed with a mid-life crisis. But it’s only a crisis if you let it be!"
"The only thing better than turning 40 is the cake that comes with it."
"At 40, we no longer want our friends to be jealous of our lives; we just want them to be jealous of our naps!"
"Congratulations! You’re now at that age when you can be arrested for doing the same things you did at 20."
"Forty is the age of 'I’m too old for this' but 'just young enough to try it anyway.'"
"Turning 40 isn’t so bad—unless you try to start acting like you’re still 20."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter, especially when you hit 40!"
"40 isn’t old—if you’re a tree!"
"You know you’re 40 when you start to look like your driver’s license picture."
"Welcome to 40! May your life continue to get better with each year—like a fine wine or a well-aged cheddar."
"At 40, you finally understand that being 'young at heart' doesn’t mean an absence of aches and pains!"
"Forty is when you finally start to get your head together and then your body starts falling apart."
"Turning 40 is the time when your body aches and you realize that a social life can be found on your couch."
"Life begins at 40! (But so do the wrinkles, gray hairs, and kidney stones…)"
"Cheers to 40! Remember, age is just a number—and in your case, a pretty big one!"
"At 40, you’re just a fraction away from being half a century old. But who’s counting?"
"Don’t worry about turning 40; just think of all the great things you can now blame on age!"
"When I turned 40, my doctor said I should start watching my weight. I said, 'I already do! I'm watching it go up!'"
"At 40, you start to appreciate the finer things in life—like a good chair and comfortable shoes!"
"At 40, your body gives you a list of things it will no longer do."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"Turning 40 is like an airplane turning around. You can see the ground below you getting further away."
"I can’t believe I’m turning 40. It’s like, I never thought I’d make it to 39."
"They say life begins at 40. It's all downhill from here!"
"At 40, you've got a good excuse for not knowing what you're doing."
"You're only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"Forty is the age when you realize that your friends are that much younger than you."
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!"
"Life begins at 40: a good time to be too immature to care!"
"I can still do 40 push-ups. I just have to do them one at a time."
"It's not how old you are; it's how you are old."
"You're in your prime... of middle age!"
"At 40, you realize that you can no longer drink like you did when you were 20, but you also realize you don't want to."
"I always thought I’d be successful. Then I turned 40."
"Turning 40 is like turning 20, but without the hope."
"At 40, you finally realize that the 'big picture' is just a blurry image!"
"Forty is the age when the hope of a 'rest of your life' can feel like you're at the rest stop."
"Welcome to 40, where your inner child is still alive but your knees are starting to creak!"
"40 is when the things you used to do become things you can only talk about."
"What a difference a decade makes – at 40, I'm still me, but I'm now carrying more baggage!"
"Remember, 40 is just a number, a really large one!"
"Forty is the new… who cares!?"
"You know you’re over the hill when your back goes out more than you do."
"Turning 40 is like hitting the snooze button on your life’s clock."
"At 40, your body gives you a map to all the places you used to go."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"40 is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age."
"Turning 40 is like a weekend. You want to enjoy it, but you just can’t help thinking about Monday."
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Turning 40 is like hitting the ground running, but with more back pain."
"The first 40 years of life give us the text: the next 30 supply the commentary."
"Life begins at 40. So does the fun!"
"At 40, I've realized that my morning coffee is an essential part of my ‘me time’."
"Forty is the new 30. Except with more knee pain."
"You know you’re getting older when you’re in a room full of 20-year-olds and you sound like their parent."
"Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese."
"Life after 40 is all about picking the right filter for your Instagram photos."
"At 40, you can’t remember what you forgot, but you still can’t forget what you remember."
"Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia."
"The younger generation is going to hell. They don’t have the same work ethic as we did at 40."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"At 40, you’ve learned enough not to care about other people’s opinions."
"I still don’t know how I’m expected to take my 40s seriously."
"You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old."
"When you turn 40, you can officially start blaming everything on your age."
"Older? Yes. Wiser? Absolutely. Still the life of the party? You bet!"
"At 40, everything is a little bit harder, but the laughs are a lot louder."
"By the time you’re 40, you know what works, and what doesn’t work: like exercise."
"Now that I'm 40, I’ve realized that sometimes you need to let the small things go – like my waistline."
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