131 result(s) for Borat Quotes.
"It is nice! I will take this as a souvenir!"
"I hope you have many children, to grow big and strong!"
"I bring you gift from Kazakhstan!"
"I am proud to be Kazakh!"
"You will never get this! You will never get this!"
"This is my friend, he is a homosexual!"
"In Kazakhstan, we have a saying: ‘When the wind blows, many goats fly!’"
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"I like your clothing. It is very beautiful!"
"You have a nice country! I will tell my friends!"
"I am very much excited for this!"
"Jagshemash!"
"In my country, we drive on the right side of the road... unless we are being chased!"
"I have brought you a magic carpet!"
"Is very nice! Is very nice!"
"I like your women! They are like strong truck!"
"My sister, she is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!"
"I am going to America to make a documentary!"
"Do you have a wife? I have a big one!"
"I want to be like you!"
"We have a proverb in Kazakhstan: 'The man who runs with lions must beware of their claws.'"
"I like to wrestle with my friends!"
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"It's important to take care of your skin, like I do with my goat!"
"I am very good at swimming! In my village, I can swim in the rivers with crocodiles!"
"What a lovely day for fighting and for killing!"
"I came to America to learn about your way of life and to bring them back to my country!"
"My name a Borat! I like you! I like sex! Is nice!"
"I am the king of all Kazakhstan!"
"In America, you have a very nice life, but in Kazakhstan, we have a nice man."
"I do not want to be a citizen of your horrible country!"
"I like your country! Your country is where the people are nice and the men are beautiful."
"I am Borat! I am here to make documentary!"
"You are very nice people in American. Even though your country is horrible."
"This is very nice! And you do it very nicely!"
"If you think about it, you can actually do it!"
"It's not my fault, it's your fault, you are all victim!"
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"I want to see your house with your big car and white wife!"
"I have a great idea! I will go to America and make a lot of friends!"
"I have been told that I am a very sexy man."
"I would like to be able to marry my sister."
"You have a very nice country but me not understand your rules."
"In Kazakhstan, we give our children to a better family if we do not like them!"
"It's nice! But what's the deal with the cow and the backward man?"
"I will take my wife to America, so she can see the way it is."
"I am not a bad man; I am a good man!"
"I love the American people; they have great spirit."
"I can't believe they have such a big city without a horse!"
"I want to make Kazakhstan great again."
"America is very good at making movies, so I want to join them."
"You have a beautiful culture! My country also has beautiful culture, but we drink horse urine."
"I am here to represent my country and meet your women!"
"I have learned much about your ways! I will use this knowledge to charm your women."
"My name is Borat! I am journalist for Kazakh TV! It is nice!"
"In my country, we say, 'When you have something funny, you should laugh at it.'"
"I like you! I will be your friend!"
"I will take this opportunity to show my appreciation for you."
"Is this not a good time for a fun time?"
"I have a very nice man. He is a friend of mine."
"Great success!"
"I always like to talk to women in America."
"You will never get this, you will never get this."
"It is a very nice place. I like it!"
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
"In America, you can take off your pants anywhere."
"You are my wife now!"
"You know, you’re a very attractive person."
"I will show you what we call a 'dance of the bear.'"
"This is my friend, the horse!"
"If you think it is hard to be a man, try being a woman!"
"You are so beautiful, I want to be your husband!"
"What is more important? Drinking or being a good person?"
"I come from Kazakhstan. The great nation!"
"I see you are a better man than me!"
"A man with a beard is like a lion that will never roar."
"They make me feel welcome. It is so nice!"
"I once wrestled a bear! It was great success!"
"You keep talking about your problems, but do you know what is the biggest problem?"
"America is a land of opportunity. I like it!"
"When you drink sometimes, you get to play the kazoo."
"Very nice!"
"I like you. I like sex. It is nice."
"My name a Borat. I am a journalist of Kazakhstan."
"In USA, you have a lot of freedom. You can even choose the way you die."
"I take my wife from American man. I have a brother who is a doctor, and a doctor who is brother."
"You can be my friend if you can find me a woman who is not a whore."
"I go to America to teach them how to be gentleman."
"Is nice! I love my new country."
"I meet so many nice people. The people of America, they are like a great big, happy family."
"We support your war of terror!"
"You will never get this, you will never get this!"
"I am a very good listener."
"I have a cousin who is a gypsy. He has fifty men and one woman."
"This is my wife. She is a good woman, and she is mine!"
"In Kazakhstan, we have a saying: 'The man who does not have a woman, he is no man at all.'"
"I am Borat. I am a Sexpert."
"You should open the door! Otherwise, it is very hard to get in!"
"I come to America for marry my daughter."
"The thing you need for success is the ball of a massive giraffe."
"I love your country. You have really nice towns. They are so clean and have no bees!"
"I show my penis to men, and they will look away with shame."
"I am friend with the Jew!"
"High five!"
"In Kazakhstan, we have a very good law against the Nazis. They do not get very far in our country."
"I like your style of dress. It is nice!"
"I want to learn American ways. That is why I come here!"
"I am very proud of my country, even though it smells like a goat."
"My name a Borat. I like you. I respect you."
"It's nice!?"
"I am not a racist. I is from Kazakhstan."
"Very nice! How much?"
"In my country, we say 'I love you' with a little fight!"
"My wife is dead!"
"You will never get this!"
"I am a journalist, but also a very good dancer."
"I put a dollar in the bank! Now I am going to be rich!"
"I will take you to America, and show you our ways!"
"I have a very nice... friend!"
"You like my trousers? They are the best that I can afford!"
"The main export of Kazakhstan is... you!"
"I enjoy the Lake of the Extermination!"
"I was not aware that such an animal exists!"
"Is it a man or a woman?"
"You have a very nice country; I will own it one day."
"In Kazakhstan, we have a saying: 'You can't take it with you!'"
"My country is great only because of the great people like you!"
"I have a cousin who is a very good wrestler!"
"I like your body odor!"
"I want to be a part of your world!"
"We have a saying: 'A scared man cannot get his wife pregnant!'"
"This is my favorite part of America!"
"I am in a very awkward situation!"
"I think the world of you!"
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