131 result(s) for Dirty Christmas Quotes.
"It's the most wonderful time of the year... for some holiday naughtiness!"
"This Christmas, let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip."
"Dear Santa, I can explain..."
"I don't care if the sleigh is full, I want to sit on Santa's lap!"
"You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why: Santa's got a sleigh full of naughtiness."
"What I really want for Christmas is a naughty list of my own."
"Santa isn't the only one who's coming to town this Christmas!"
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"Forget the mistletoe; I think I’ll just slip into something more comfortable."
"My favorite color is Christmas lights... and maybe a little red wine."
"All I want for Christmas is for you to be a little bit naughty!"
"‘Tis the season to be jolly... and a little bit dirty!"
"A little holiday debauchery never hurt anyone."
"I'm just here for the cookies and the chaos."
"Laughter is the spark that ignites the good cheer of the season — especially when it gets a little risqué."
"You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger."
"I love you more than the cookies I won't share."
"Keep calm and be merry... and maybe a little mischievous!"
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard this Christmas."
"What do you want for Christmas? More than just a gift, if you know what I mean!"
"Holiday spirit is best served with rum and a little bit of flirtation."
"Dear Santa, I’ve tried to be good, but it just wasn’t as much fun."
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"Wrap me up and put me under the tree; I'm ready for your Christmas surprise!"
"I’d rather not appear on your naughty list... unless it involves you."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised during the holidays."
"Ahh, the joys of being naughty — and the gifts that come with it!"
"I hope your holiday season is full of peace, love, and happiness—oh, and a little bit of naughty!"
"Merry Christmas! May your days be merry, bright, and slightly inappropriate."
"Let’s put the ‘fun’ back in dysfunctional this Christmas!"
"Tis the season to be jolly, but first, let me finish my wine."
"You can’t put the Christmas lights away until you’ve had enough wine to feel festive."
"I like my Christmases how I like my parties: a little dirty and completely fabulous."
"Santa saw your Instagram; you’re getting clothes for Christmas."
"Naughty or nice? Please let me choose!"
"Does this tree make my tinsel look fat?"
"Merry Christmas! Let's get lit... like the Christmas tree!"
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"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard this Christmas!"
"There’s room for all of God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes!"
"Dear Santa, I've been good all year… mostly."
"Christmas calories don’t count. Bring on the cookies!"
"Love the wine you’re with this holiday season."
"I'm on the naughty list and I don’t want to get off!"
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear—and maybe a little wine!"
"Sleigh my name, sleigh my name!"
"Christmas isn't just about being good; it’s about being better than everyone else."
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year."
"There’s no place like home for the holidays—especially if home includes some good spirits."
"You have to be a little naughty to get on Santa's nice list!"
"May your Christmas be merry, and your wine glass never empty!"
"Well, it’s Christmas. Time to put on my jingle bells and let loose."
"I don’t care if the grass is brown; it’s still Christmas!"
"I had a nice Christmas: I did everything I wanted to do. I also bought my wife a very dirty Christmas present, but, with her, it doesn’t matter what you give her! Just as long as you give her something! Haha!"
"Santa's sleigh is full of naughty and nice, but I definitely prefer the naughty list!"
"Dear Santa, I can explain…"
"The only thing I want for Christmas is for you to be under my tree."
"I want a man who looks at me like I'm a Christmas present he can't wait to unwrap."
"It's Christmas and I want a nightly mistletoe session with you."
"All I want for Christmas is you… but bring wine."
"Let’s spread holiday cheer and a bit of holiday beer!"
"The best part of Christmas is unwrapping each other."
"Who needs a Christmas miracle when I have your love?"
"Tis the season to be naughty!"
"You can decorate my Christmas tree anytime!"
"Christmas is the season for my heart to race, not just for the cookies!"
"Don't get your tinsel in a tangle, let's just enjoy the holiday spirit!"
"Naughty or nice? Let's just say... I prefer naughty!"
"You had me at mistletoe."
"Walkin' in a winter wonderland, in hopes of finding some holiday romance!"
"I hope your days are merry and bright and your nights are steamy and cozy!"
"What do you want for Christmas? Because I certainly have a few ideas!"
"Christmas cookies and a little bit of cuddling—sounds like the perfect holiday."
"May your Christmas be wrapped in warmth and filled with love, and a little bit of naughtiness!"
"Rudolph may be the reindeer, but I'm ready for some holiday fun!"
"Baby, it’s cold outside, so let’s warm up together!"
"You can be my Christmas bonus!"
"Give me a reason to be your Christmas present."
"I want to be the reason for your Christmas cheer!"
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red."
"Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty all year long. Keep your gifts; just take me instead."
"It's the most wonderful time of the year to get a little dirty."
"Christmas is a time to be naughty with the people you love."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is shouting loud for all to hear… or whispering sweet nothings in the bedroom."
"Let’s make this Christmas a little naughtier than nice."
"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year and leave something naughty."
"I'm not saying I'm Santa, but you can sit on my lap and tell me what you want."
"I want a guy who will kiss me under the mistletoe and then take me home for some hot cocoa."
"Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip."
"Naughty is the new nice this holiday season!"
"What do you call a Christmas with dirty jokes? A 'Jingle Bell Rock' concert!"
"You know you’re thinking about something dirty when the Christmas lights remind you of something else."
"Every Christmas, I just want to be naughty and nice with that special someone."
"Forget the cookies; I’ll leave some other kind of treat for Santa this year."
"Sleigh my name, sleigh my name. If no one is around you, say baby I love you!"
"I put the 'ho' in ho-ho-ho."
"Have yourself a merry little Christmas, now let’s get a little naughty."
"I’ll be home for Christmas… and I’ll be expecting some extra attention."
"Naughty or nice? Let’s just say I’d prefer a little of both."
"Christmas magic is silent. You don’t hear it – you feel it. Especially when things get heated."
"Want to make it a jingle bell rock instead of a silent night?"
"There’s more than one way to decorate the Christmas tree, if you know what I mean."
"Some say I'm a Christmas angel, but I could make a case for being a little devil too."
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a little more than just one thing under the tree."
"I Christmas-ed my pants!"
"Christmas is only merry if you make it a little dirty."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear, but if that fails, I’ll just get you a dirty Santa gift instead."
"I told Santa I wanted a sexy gift. He brought me a dirty Christmas sweater."
"Christmas is a time for love and joy, but it’s also a time for a little naughtiness."
"I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but I wouldn’t mind a little mistletoe too."
"Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Well, mostly. Okay, some of the time. Never mind, I'll buy my own presents!"
"The Christmas spirit shines brighter when you’ve had a little too much eggnog."
"All I want for Christmas is a little bit of dirty fun."
"Christmas isn’t just about the presents; it’s also about the pleasures we can unwrap later."
"Christmas is a time to be jolly, but let’s not forget to get a little naughty."
"Wrapping presents is way more fun when you’re a little tipsy."
"Santa might have a naughty list, but I prefer sharing secrets on the good list!"
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, and I’m pretty sure they were on the naughty list!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy mistletoe, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"The only thing getting lit this Christmas is my tree… and maybe me!"
"Tis the season to be naughty! Ho, ho, ho!"
"I love Christmas; it’s the only time you can be bad without being in trouble!"
"Get lit this Christmas – not just the tree!"
"Let’s get this Christmas party started: cocktails, laughter, and a bit of mischief!"
"Christmas calories don’t count, especially when you’re enjoying some naughty treats!"
"I’m on Santa’s nice list, but I can be naughty if you really want."
"May your days be merry and bright, and your nights slightly mischievous."
"Eat, drink, and be merry… but don’t forget to be a little naughty!"
"Merry Christmas to all my naughty friends – you know who you are!"
"Santa loves a little spice – that’s why he’s got a naughty list!"
"Christmas is the perfect excuse to let your wild side shine!"
"Sleigh my name, sleigh my name – let’s make this a Christmas to remember!"
"Have a holly jolly Christmas, but make it a little dirty!"
"Naughty or nice? I prefer a Christmas that’s both!"
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