122 result(s) for Three Stooges Quotes.
"Soitenly!"
"Oh, a wise guy, eh?"
"I’m trying to think, but nothing happens!"
"We can't go on like this. We can't go back to the way it was!"
"I’ll give you a nickel if you’ll shut up!"
"Boo, boo, boo!"
"I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"
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"Just a minute. I’m in a hurry. I have to make a sandwich."
"I'm a victim of circumstance!"
"You’re a lot of fun, aren’t you?"
"Ain't this a fine how-do-you-do?"
"Oh, wise guy, eh? Well, let's see how you like this!"
"This is a fine mess you’ve gotten us into!"
"There’s only one thing to do: pour kerosene in his ear!"
"You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!"
"Hey, I was in a hurry!"
"We’re not here to make you feel better!"
"Don’t try to meander, just get to the point!"
"I’m not lost, I’m just taking a shortcut!"
"Why, you’re a genius!"
"Call me a cab!"
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"You’re going to knock me out!"
"It’s educational, deco-rational, and illuminating!"
"I told you to get it, and you don’t get it!"
"Hey, Moe!?"
"That's a pie in the sky!"
"I can't stand it! I can't stand it!"
"You're a bad boy!"
"Oh, you think you're funny, huh?"
"Why, I oughta!"
"We're not gonna take it anymore!"
"A wise guy, eh?"
"This is all your fault!"
"I’m going to make you disappear!"
"We can’t go wrong in this direction!"
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"I don’t know what’s going on, but I like it!"
"Take a look, you might see something weird!"
"I’ll give you a nickel for your thoughts!"
"I’m not a doctor, but I play one on television!"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I'll split your head open!"
"We could have been in pictures!"
"A little more, and I’d have been a lump!"
"There's no use crying, I can't afford to cry!"
"Moe, you’re the leader! Lead us somewhere!"
"I can’t take it anymore, I’m going home!"
"Don’t be mussin’ my hair!"
"I'm a victim of soicumstance."
"A wise guy, huh?"
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"This is going to be a real mess!"
"You know what they say: No pain, no gain. But you don't have to be a stooge to play the game!"
"We’re gonna mess you up!"
"I can't stand it! I can't stand it! I can't stand it!"
"Spread out, you knuckleheads!"
"You nitwits! You’ve wrecked my entire plan!"
"I thought you were nuts! But it turns out you’re just nuts!"
"I'm the boss, I'm the boss! Just ask me!"
"You’ll regret this! You’ll all regret this!"
"Moe, this is the last time I help you with a crazy scheme!"
"You want to see a miracle? Watch me eat a burrito!"
"I’m going to make you happy for a change!"
"Oh, you’ll love this one!"
"Here come the waterworks!"
"It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world!"
"I’m not just a pretty face!"
"We’ll get through this together. Or together we’ll make it worse!"
"The only thing better than a great idea is a great nap!"
"It’s not my fault! I was born this way!"
"Somebody’s gotta do it… why not me?"
"I don't know, I don't know, I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's not true!"
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
"You knucklehead!"
"Is there a doctor in the house? Or a lawyer? Or a dentist?"
"I've been married twice, and I still like to think I'm a good husband."
"All I can say is, I told you so!"
"We’re gonna be rich, we’re gonna be rich!"
"I’m a victim of circumstance!"
"What’s the matter with you? You’re wearing your shoes on the wrong feet!"
"If you want to get ahead, get a helmet!"
"Money isn't everything; it's the only thing!"
"I’m so confused, I don’t know if I’m coming or going!"
"There’s a fine line between a hero and a fool."
"This is gonna be a real mess!"
"Who do you think you are, I’m the boss here!"
"Ouch! That hurts!"
"I can’t believe I’ve done this!"
"Don’t touch that dial!"
"I could’ve been a contender!"
"You’ll pay for that!"
"Can you believe this?"
"What’s happening here?"
"Keep your chin up!"
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog!"
"I’m not bald, I’m just going through a hair test!"
"I’m a victim of circumstance."
"Why I oughta!"
"Moe, I got a great idea!"
"There’s a fine line between stupid and clever."
"Oh, a wise guy, huh?"
"Ain’t it a crime?"
"You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna knock you out!"
"I’m so glad we got that settled."
"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."
"I can’t stand it! I can’t stand it!"
"Hey, I’m a lover, not a fighter."
"This is a fine mess you’ve gotten us into."
"The doorbell doesn't work, so use the knocker."
"The only thing I know is that I know nothing."
"Oh, you want to play rough, eh?"
"You great big baboon!"
"We’ve got to get out of here!"
"Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch..."
"I'm not a fool. I’m a fool’s fool!"
"I’m no longer interested in your conversation."
"Look! I’m standing on my head!"
"I can’t see! I can’t see!"
"It’s a little bit of a surprise!"
"Don’t touch that! It might be loaded!"
"Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!"
"You know this reminds me of a funny story..."
"I’m not going to argue with you!"
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