Memorable Three Stooges Quotes

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"Soitenly!"
Curly Howard
"Oh, a wise guy, eh?"
Moe Howard
"I’m trying to think, but nothing happens!"
Curly Howard
"We can't go on like this. We can't go back to the way it was!"
Larry Fine
"I’ll give you a nickel if you’ll shut up!"
Moe Howard
"Boo, boo, boo!"
Curly Howard
"I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"
Moe Howard
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"Just a minute. I’m in a hurry. I have to make a sandwich."
Larry Fine
"I'm a victim of circumstance!"
Curly Howard
"You’re a lot of fun, aren’t you?"
Moe Howard
"Ain't this a fine how-do-you-do?"
Moe Howard
"Oh, wise guy, eh? Well, let's see how you like this!"
Moe Howard
"This is a fine mess you’ve gotten us into!"
Stan Laurel
"There’s only one thing to do: pour kerosene in his ear!"
Moe Howard
"You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!"
Curly Howard
"Hey, I was in a hurry!"
Larry Fine
"We’re not here to make you feel better!"
Moe Howard
"Don’t try to meander, just get to the point!"
Larry Fine
"I’m not lost, I’m just taking a shortcut!"
Curly Howard
"Why, you’re a genius!"
Moe Howard
"Call me a cab!"
Curly Howard
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"You’re going to knock me out!"
Moe Howard
"It’s educational, deco-rational, and illuminating!"
Larry Fine
"I told you to get it, and you don’t get it!"
Moe Howard
"Hey, Moe!?"
Curly Howard
"That's a pie in the sky!"
Moe Howard
"I can't stand it! I can't stand it!"
Curly Howard
"You're a bad boy!"
Larry Fine
"Oh, you think you're funny, huh?"
Moe Howard
"Why, I oughta!"
Moe Howard
"We're not gonna take it anymore!"
Curly Howard
"A wise guy, eh?"
Moe Howard
"This is all your fault!"
Larry Fine
"I’m going to make you disappear!"
Moe Howard
"We can’t go wrong in this direction!"
Larry Fine
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"I don’t know what’s going on, but I like it!"
Curly Howard
"Take a look, you might see something weird!"
Moe Howard
"I’ll give you a nickel for your thoughts!"
Curly Howard
"I’m not a doctor, but I play one on television!"
Curly Howard
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
Moe Howard
"I'll split your head open!"
Moe Howard
"We could have been in pictures!"
Larry Fine
"A little more, and I’d have been a lump!"
Curly Howard
"There's no use crying, I can't afford to cry!"
Curly Howard
"Moe, you’re the leader! Lead us somewhere!"
Larry Fine
"I can’t take it anymore, I’m going home!"
Curly Howard
"Don’t be mussin’ my hair!"
Moe Howard
"I'm a victim of soicumstance."
Moe Howard
"A wise guy, huh?"
Curly Howard
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
Curly Howard
"This is going to be a real mess!"
Larry Fine
"You know what they say: No pain, no gain. But you don't have to be a stooge to play the game!"
Moe Howard
"We’re gonna mess you up!"
Moe Howard
"I can't stand it! I can't stand it! I can't stand it!"
Curly Howard
"Spread out, you knuckleheads!"
Moe Howard
"You nitwits! You’ve wrecked my entire plan!"
Larry Fine
"I thought you were nuts! But it turns out you’re just nuts!"
Curly Howard
"I'm the boss, I'm the boss! Just ask me!"
Moe Howard
"You’ll regret this! You’ll all regret this!"
Larry Fine
"Moe, this is the last time I help you with a crazy scheme!"
Curly Howard
"You want to see a miracle? Watch me eat a burrito!"
Moe Howard
"I’m going to make you happy for a change!"
Curly Howard
"Oh, you’ll love this one!"
Larry Fine
"Here come the waterworks!"
Moe Howard
"It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world!"
Curly Howard
"I’m not just a pretty face!"
Moe Howard
"We’ll get through this together. Or together we’ll make it worse!"
Larry Fine
"The only thing better than a great idea is a great nap!"
Curly Howard
"It’s not my fault! I was born this way!"
Moe Howard
"Somebody’s gotta do it… why not me?"
Larry Fine
"I don't know, I don't know, I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's not true!"
Curly Howard
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
Curly Howard
"You knucklehead!"
Moe Howard
"Is there a doctor in the house? Or a lawyer? Or a dentist?"
Larry Fine
"I've been married twice, and I still like to think I'm a good husband."
Moe Howard
"All I can say is, I told you so!"
Curly Howard
"We’re gonna be rich, we’re gonna be rich!"
Larry Fine
"I’m a victim of circumstance!"
Curly Howard
"What’s the matter with you? You’re wearing your shoes on the wrong feet!"
Moe Howard
"If you want to get ahead, get a helmet!"
Moe Howard
"Money isn't everything; it's the only thing!"
Moe Howard
"I’m so confused, I don’t know if I’m coming or going!"
Curly Howard
"There’s a fine line between a hero and a fool."
Larry Fine
"This is gonna be a real mess!"
Moe Howard
"Who do you think you are, I’m the boss here!"
Moe Howard
"Ouch! That hurts!"
Curly Howard
"I can’t believe I’ve done this!"
Larry Fine
"Don’t touch that dial!"
Curly Howard
"I could’ve been a contender!"
Moe Howard
"You’ll pay for that!"
Moe Howard
"Can you believe this?"
Larry Fine
"What’s happening here?"
Curly Howard
"Keep your chin up!"
Moe Howard
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog!"
Larry Fine
"I’m not bald, I’m just going through a hair test!"
Curly Howard
"I’m a victim of circumstance."
Curly Howard
"Why I oughta!"
Larry Fine
"Moe, I got a great idea!"
Curly Howard
"There’s a fine line between stupid and clever."
Moe Howard
"Oh, a wise guy, huh?"
Moe Howard
"Ain’t it a crime?"
Curly Howard
"You know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna knock you out!"
Moe Howard
"I’m so glad we got that settled."
Larry Fine
"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude."
Curly Howard
"I can’t stand it! I can’t stand it!"
Moe Howard
"Hey, I’m a lover, not a fighter."
Curly Howard
"This is a fine mess you’ve gotten us into."
Moe Howard
"The doorbell doesn't work, so use the knocker."
Larry Fine
"The only thing I know is that I know nothing."
Moe Howard
"Oh, you want to play rough, eh?"
Moe Howard
"You great big baboon!"
Curly Howard
"We’ve got to get out of here!"
Larry Fine
"Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch..."
Moe Howard
"I'm not a fool. I’m a fool’s fool!"
Curly Howard
"I’m no longer interested in your conversation."
Larry Fine
"Look! I’m standing on my head!"
Curly Howard
"I can’t see! I can’t see!"
Moe Howard
"It’s a little bit of a surprise!"
Larry Fine
"Don’t touch that! It might be loaded!"
Curly Howard
"Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh!"
Curly Howard
"You know this reminds me of a funny story..."
Moe Howard
"I’m not going to argue with you!"
Larry Fine
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