125 result(s) for Funny Tombstone Quotes.
"Here lies Johnnie, aged 3. Also, his parents don't know how to write."
"I finally got my own box!"
"This is where I would put my biography, if I had one."
"As far as we know, this is where I’ll stay."
"Beneath this stone, a lump of clay, lies Aunt Mary, who was quite okay."
"I’ve seen better days."
"He lies, but he did not cheat."
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"I’m only sleeping."
"Died from not forwarding that text."
"Life is short. The art is long. - and now I'm in a box."
"Gone to the beach. Back never."
"I’m not dead yet!"
"The first rule of mortality: Don’t let them bury you without a good story."
"The end is near! … or maybe not."
"Here lies a man who lived life on the edge. And then fell off."
"I was hoping for a new body, but this is what I got."
"If you can read this, you're standing on my head."
"A grave mistake."
"I came, I saw, I am done."
"Do not disturb, I am resting."
"Here lies a husband and a father, but he was never wrong."
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"Maybe I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque."
"Thanks for all the fish!"
"Here lies a poor man named Dave, who died fighting to save. He’s gone to the grave, but he wasn’t that brave."
"I KNEW this would happen!"
"This grave is the last place you'll find me."
"I finally got the last laugh."
"Gone, but not forgotten. Also, I’m not here because I know I’m all that."
"I’ve done it all and I’m still not impressed."
"That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for my permanent nap."
"I’m out of here – I had enough of the living!"
"The end is near… I can hear the cash register ringing!"
"Here lies someone who could have been somebody."
"RIP – Rest in Pizza."
"This is where I’ll be really ‘lying’ around."
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"The party’s over – I’m out!"
"I know you will miss me, but I left my best stories at the bar!"
"Do not disturb. I’m in my ‘forever rest’ mode."
"I was just getting started!"
"Please don’t call me – I’m too far gone!"
"Life’s a beach, and then you die."
"Going... going... gone!"
"Strike out? Nah, just got pulled from the game."
"Just another day in paradise... except this one is six feet down."
"Here lies Luke, who was really into space and ‘grounded’ for life."
"I’m not a skeleton inside. I’m just resting my bones."
"Resting in the arms of Mother Earth."
"Here lies an Atheist: All dressed up and no place to go."
"I finally get the last laugh!"
"Save your breath — I’m not taking any calls!"
"This is no place to build a home!"
"I have made a huge mistake."
"Died after a long illness. But I always wanted to be a ‘resting place’!"
"Now I know what it feels like to be in a tight spot."
"Death is nature’s way of telling you to slow down."
"Well, this is a grave mistake."
"If you can read this, I'm not in there!"
"Living life on the edge? Yeah, I slipped."
"I’m so glad I could finally take a nap!"
"At least I can finally rest in peace... for real!"
"Here lies an idiot. He should have never taken that dare."
"I can’t believe I’m getting buried in a suit!"
"I might be dead, but my jokes are still alive!"
"You can’t take it with you, so I didn’t."
"They said I could be anything, so I became a tombstone."
"I came, I saw, I went to sleep."
"I’m outta here! Call me when you’ve got a better offer!"
"What was that about not being able to sleep? Ha!"
"I was here. Now I'm not."
"I'm a storyteller, even in death."
"Guess they were right about the whole 'final destination' thing..."
"I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m tied up!"
"Here lies a man who was not afraid of death, but who was afraid of the dentist."
"I finally know how it feels to be a smoker at the end of a funeral!"
"Maggie, I will never leave you! Or this cemetery."
"I’m just resting my eyes."
"You're standing on my neck!"
"The only thing left of me is my dry cleaning."
"Great, now I can finally get some peace and quiet."
"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"
"At least I can finally say I'm not working!"
"Rest in peace? I wish I could. My alarm clock is still set."
"I’m out of here!"
"Life is too short to be serious all the time. Here lies proof!"
"I’d rather be fishing."
"To follow you, I want to see the road ahead!"
"Died of laughter. No one told me it would feel so good."
"Gone but not forgotten... And still laughing."
"This was not a good move. Invite me to the next funeral."
"I told you I was innocent!"
"Don't cry for me; I finally have my own quiet space."
"I’m not dead, I’m just in stealth mode."
"Here lies the only person who thought the wifi was better up here."
"I sleep in peace 'cause I'm finally free."
"Welcome to my final resting place. Please take a seat."
"If you're reading this, you have way too much time on your hands!"
"I came, I saw, I took a long nap."
"This is where the fun ends."
"I told you I was sick!"
"Here lies Johnnie Yeast. Pardon me for not rising."
"I’m not dead, I’m just resting my eyes."
"I’ve gone to find a better place."
"Cemetery caretakers, you can always call me if you need help... I'm dying to help!"
"This is the place where I had the most fun! Sorry I can't put more of that fun into this tombstone."
"I finally found my way out! (But I think I'm lost again.)"
"I may be dead, but that doesn't mean I can't have a laugh!"
"To be or not to be? Too late now!"
"Looks like my bed's too comfy!"
"Don’t follow me; I’m lost too."
"I knew it would happen. I said, 'I'll sleep when I'm dead!'"
"They said, 'It was either this or a medical bill.'"
"I’m spending eternity in an apartment with no windows!"
"If you can read this, I'm not thrilled."
"I told my wife that I wanted to die in my sleep. Not like the passengers in her car."
"Life is all about balance. I just got a little too balanced."
"Not my fault! I blame the breadcrumbs."
"Rest in Peace? More like rest in pizza — and no regrets!"
"When I said I wanted to travel, I didn’t mean to the afterlife!"
"Here lies a man who loved a good joke... just not this one."
"I finally found the ultimate power nap!"
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"Life's too short — mine just happened to be shorter."
"At least I’m not here for the drama... or the bills!"
"They say we can't take it with us, but I took the punchline!"
"Gone but not forgotten — unless you have a really bad memory!"
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