Memorable Funny Flower Quotes

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"If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden. If you want to be happy for life, plant a tree."
Chinese Proverb
"I love planting flowers. I always think of them as family. You’ve got your sunflowers, your daisies, your tulips, your roses. It’s like a big flower family reunion."
Anonymous
"I’m planning a day of flower gardening. I’ll have to go out to Westland to find some of those dahlia tubers."
Gina Bellman
"I thought I saw a rabbit in the garden, but it was just a daffodil and that’s a whole different problem."
Anonymous
"Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes."
Anonymous
"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need."
Marcus Tullius Cicero
"Planting flowers is like putting jewels in the ground."
Anonymous
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"What a sweet thing is the memory of old friends. As we grow older, we remember the flowers we had before."
Anonymous
"You can cut all the flowers, but you cannot keep spring from coming."
Pablo Neruda
"What flowers are to be, they will be. Flowers are like thoughts."
Anonymous
"Flowers are nature’s most exquisite creations, each one is a silent scream for attention."
Anonymous
"To be overcome by the fragrance of flowers is a delectable form of defeat."
Beverley Nichols
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, how about you?"
Anonymous
"I would rather be a butterfly, loved and free than a caterpillar, stuck in a cocoon."
Anonymous
"May your flowers bloom and your weeds wilt!"
Anonymous
"Flowers don’t worry about how they’re going to bloom. They just open up and turn toward the light and that makes them beautiful."
Jim Carrey
"The only thing more fragile than a flower is a joke."
Anonymous
"Bloom where you're planted."
Anonymous
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey
"The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks."
Tennessee Williams
"I love flowers. I love flowers because they are beautiful and they deserve to be loved."
Unknown
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"In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours."
Mark Twain
"The sun is but a morning star."
Henry David Thoreau
"I must have flowers, always, and always."
Claude Monet
"Why do flowers always drive so fast?"
Anonymous
"The flower that follows the sun does so even in cloudy days."
Robert Leighton
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy flowers, and that's kind of the same thing."
Anonymous
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout."
Anonymous
"A garden is a friend you can visit anytime."
Anonymous
"When the flowers bloom, their fragrance fills the air."
Anonymous
"People have been very kind to me, their understanding, their good wishes, are like flowers to my nature."
Gertrude Stein
"Money may not grow on trees, but it does grow on flowers."
Anonymous
"Where flowers bloom, so does hope."
Lady Bird Johnson
"If I were a flower, I would be a daisy—I’d be the flower that smiles back."
Anonymous
"A flower is the poetry of the earth."
Plato
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"I never met a rose I didn't like."
Anonymous
"The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart."
Unknown
"I’m a wildflower in a sea of tulips."
Unknown
"If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change."
Buddha
"I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck."
Emma Goldman
"Don't let your dreams be memes. Let them blossom like a flower."
Unknown
"Some people are like flowers; they bloom beautifully and then leave a trail of broken stems behind."
Unknown
"A weed is just a flower that hasn't bloomed yet."
Unknown
"What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
William Shakespeare
"Every flower is a smile from Heaven."
Unknown
"If you want to be a rainbow, you have to put up with the rain. And a whole lot of dirt for the flowers."
Unknown
"A flower’s appeal is in its contradictions – so delicate in form yet strong in fragrance."
Louis R. C. Anderson
"Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years."
Unknown
"Flower power – whether you wear it or plant it, it's a state of mind!"
Unknown
"There are always flowers for those who want to see them."
Henri Matisse
"Stop and smell the roses… and other flowers too!"
Unknown
"I love to smell flowers in the morning. And then I love to smell coffee."
Unknown
"Life is short. Buy the flowers!"
Unknown
"Growing a garden is growing a love for life itself."
Unknown
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow."
Helen Keller
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like... victory. But flowers are nice too."
Unknown
"If I were a flower, I’d be a ‘Daisy’ – because I’m brown and people can’t help but water me!"
Unknown
"I'd like to be a flower in a field of weeds."
Unknown
"Life is the flower for which love is the honey."
Victor Hugo
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm pretty bad at poetry, but hey, how are you?"
Unknown
"Don't let a day go by without sharing your love: a kind word, a helping hand, a flower, anything."
Maya Angelou
"If you think flowers are conquered by the cold, you are wrong. They always bloom after the frost."
Octavio Paz
"Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love."
Unknown
"I love playing with flowers. They make me feel like a magician."
Unknown
"Some people are like flowers; they make the world a better place just by being in it."
Unknown
"What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But if it were a dandelion, I wouldn’t pick it."
William Shakespeare (paraphrased)
"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Perhaps I should just gift a flower instead."
Bob Hope
"For you, I would plant a flower garden that would never fade."
Unknown
"What’s the best way to make a flower bloom? Just add laughter!"
Unknown
"Green thumb, blue skies, sunshine? I must be a flower child!"
Unknown
"Life is like a flower, it needs to be nurtured, water, and love to blossom."
Unknown
"Be a wildflower in a world of roses."
Unknown
"They're called flowers, not because they act like airheads, but because they can brighten your day!"
Unknown
"Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature."
Gerard De Nerval
"You are like a flower, unique and beautiful, even when you're covered in mud!"
Unknown
"I may be a flower on the outside, but inside, I'm a warrior!"
Unknown
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy flowers, and that’s kind of the same thing."
Unknown
"I'm a survivor—a living example of what people can go through and survive."
Elizabeth Taylor
"A weed is but an unloved flower."
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"I can't wait to get into the flower business. I'm so excited. This is going to be so much fun."
Isaac Mizrahi
"Flowers are the music of the ground. From earth’s lips they speak."
Edwin Curran
"I want to be as free as the flowers that grow in the wild."
Frida Kahlo
"If I were a flower, I would be a dandelion. You can’t control a dandelion; it’s wild, it’s free."
Megan Fox
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all."
Walt Disney
"There's a fine line between a flower and a weed."
John Updike
"Life is a garden; dig it!"
Joe Dirt
"The one thing that makes me think I'm not a flower person: The floral department overwhelms me."
Taylor Swift
"What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't happened yet."
Anne Frank
"I love gardening. It's a place where I find myself when I need to lose myself."
Alice Sebold
"A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms."
Zen Shin
"Life is like a flower—delicate and beautiful, but it can wilt if neglected."
Khalil Gibran
"Happiness? It is to be a flower and to be a flower."
Mark Van Doren
"A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love."
Max Muller
"Flowers are like friends; they bring color to your world."
Unknown
"Love is the flower you've got to let grow."
John Lennon
"Flowers are the poetry of the earth."
Edwin Curran
"Bloom where you are planted."
St. Francis de Sales
"In joy or sadness, flowers are our constant friends."
Khalil Gibran
"The earth laughs in flowers."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"A flower does not bloom for you to look at it; it blooms for itself."
Unknown
"The flower of love blooms in a heart that knows no fear."
John O'Donohue
"Never underestimate the power of a single flower to bring joy."
Unknown
"You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming."
Pablo Neruda
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