125 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Confusion.
"I’m not sure if I’m confused or if I’m just pretending to be confused. It’s a thin line to walk."
"I can't think of a better way to confuse myself than to try to think!"
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
"I was going to go on an antigravity diet, but I can’t seem to get off the ground."
"I don’t even know what I’m doing here. But apparently, it’s not a crime."
"I’m completely out of touch. I’d wear socks with flip-flops if it wasn’t such a crime against fashion."
"The only thing I’m sure of is that I’m not sure of anything at all."
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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"I think I am, therefore I am confused."
"I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."
"I find it hard to explain myself sometimes because I’m still trying to understand myself."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
"To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape."
"Just because you're not on the right track doesn't mean you can't get hit by a train."
"I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way."
"You know, they say that money talks, but mine just waves goodbye."
"If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend the first four sharpening the ax."
"Don't worry if plan A doesn't work out, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet."
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"Life is one big road with lots of signs. So, stop and take a look around."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"I don’t know where I’m going, but I sure am making good time."
"I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed."
"Keep it simple, stupid. - KISS principle"
"It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure."
"When I’m confused, I just pretend to be in a sitcom."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it really well."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters."
"I am on the patch for confusion."
"Life is one confusion after another."
"The only thing more confusing than life is trying to explain it to a toddler."
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"I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken."
"Whenever I feel confused, I always go back to the basics: hide under the covers."
"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."
"I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I will save."
"I’m in a Jimmy Buffett state of mind. I feel like I’ve been swallowed by a whale and I’m still looking for my flip-flops."
"Out of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Why is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put rims on a garbage can?"
"Confusion is the beginning of understanding."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book."
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"I changed my password to 'incorrect.' So whenever I forget it, the computer will say, 'Your password is incorrect.'"
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
"I'm pretty sure I'm confused about being confused."
"Confusion is just a state of mind. Or perhaps a state of your inbox."
"I think I'm confused, but I don't know if I'm sure."
"If I’m on the right track, I might be lost, but I’m confused about being lost."
"I’m not in a bad mood. I’m in a bad mood about being confused."
"Some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. Today, I’m both – and confused."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway."
"I don’t know what I'm doing in a world that doesn't know what it's doing."
"I’m confused, but I’m still smiling — which is pretty confusing too."
"Sure, understanding can be overrated... but being confused is tough work!"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by — which is often quite confusing too."
"I’ve learned that there is a dance between clarity and confusion. The way forward is often through the fog."
"I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it, but I'm often confused."
"The only thing more dangerous than a confused mind is a confused mind with a plan."
"Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity."
"When I’m confused, it helps to know that everyone else is too, even if they won’t admit it."
"Don't worry, if you're confused — it's part of the process."
"Sometimes I wonder if I am a character in your book. Then I get confused about what I’m supposed to do next."
"A confused mind is often just a mind that isn't paying attention."
"I think I’m right. Or maybe I’m wrong. I'm not sure, which is confusing!"
"Remember, confusion is just a step on the path to understanding. Or is it?"
"I'm in a really confusing situation right now... And I'm okay with it!"
"I'm at a crossroads in my life: one way is clear, the other is confusing, and I have a GPS without a signal!"
"If you’re confused, you’re not alone. We’re all in this together!"
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers."
"I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"A confused mind is a creative mind."
"I think I'm in trouble, but I can't tell if I'm in trouble or if I'm not in trouble."
"Anytime you try to be right, you will be wrong. Just accept that you don’t really know what the hell is going on."
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well."
"I'm not saying I'm confused, but I'm starting to think a GPS might be helpful for my life."
"They say 'confusion is the first step to clarity.' I must be headed to enlightenment!"
"The only thing worse than being confused is being confused about being confused."
"I’m confused. Is it Monday? Or is it just a long weekend that never ends?"
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I’m not confused, just on a different path than everyone else."
"I’m not even confused anymore. I’ve graduated to being completely and utterly lost."
"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things."
"Confusion is part of the creative process. It means you're thinking."
"Why is it that people can't remember my name, but they can remember what I did yesterday? Confusing, isn't it?"
"I don’t know what the question is, but I’m pretty sure it’s ‘Are you confused?’"
"Sometimes, confusion is just intelligence having fun."
"Do you ever wake up and think, 'Wow, I have no idea what day it is'? That's every day for me!"
"I'm on the see-food diet. I see food and I don’t know if I should eat it or not."
"Let’s make confusion our universal language."
"I'm at a life crossroads but all signs are pointing in different directions."
"Confusion is simply the result of not knowing what to do next."
"Sometimes I think I’m not cut out for this adulting thing. It’s confusing and exhausting!"
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. It’s a bit confusing!"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But what if you’re confused about which fruit it is?"
"I’m not confused. I’m just well-mixed."
"I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it."
"Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood."
"The only thing more confusing than a confused person is their explanation."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."
"Confusion is the first step to clarity."
"It’s okay to be confused. It’s part of life’s seasoning."
"Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness."
"If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention."
"The confusion you’re in is not as confusing as the confusion you’re not in."
"I’m not sure what I’m talking about, but I’m definitely confused."
"My brain is like a web browser. 17 tabs open, 4 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from."
"When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe."
"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
"I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"There is no such thing as an ordinary life."
"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I just sat there looking confused."
"I'm on the patch to find clarity and I hit a confusion speed bump."
"I was never confused, just distracted."
"When you’re confused, just remember: You’re not alone; we’re all in the same boat, lost at sea."
"If you think you are confused, just wait until you see what everyone else is thinking."
"I know you are but what am I?"
"How can I possibly put that into words?"
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