77 result(s) for Quotes From The Office.
"That’s what makes the Office Olympics so special. It’s about the camaraderie."
"I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?"
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I'm not a hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year."
"Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out."
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"I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday."
"I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious."
"I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms."
"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them."
"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose… And a panther."
"I’m not usually the butt of the joke. I’m usually the face of the joke."
"I am beyond words. I am beyond apologies."
"I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
"I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car."
"I am your boss. Let's go break the law!"
"I'm sorry, I annoyed you with my friendship."
"I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream."
"When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Okay?"
"That's what she said!"
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"I founded this company. Do you think your tiny little legs could run this place better than I did?"
"I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible."
"I don't think you understand that you can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen."
"I am a black belt in gift wrapping."
"I am constantly texting out of context."
"I'm like Superman, but without the super."
"That's what she said... Or he said. It doesn't matter."
"If I don't have some cake soon, I might die."
"My philosophy is basically this: And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who. Or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever."
"That's what she said. Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour."
"I am an enigma wrapped in a riddle... wrapped in a vest."
"I'm not a hero. I'm a mere defender of the office."
"I am aware of the effect I have on women."
"Close your mouth, sweetie, you look like a trout."
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"I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me."
"I'm not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve."
"Why are you the way that you are?"
"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out."
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
"I am an early bird and a night owl. So I am wise and I have worms."
"I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him."
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!"
"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
"I am Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?"
"You only live once? False. You live every day. You only die once."
"This is the worst! You are the worst! Your company is the worst! Your products are all terrible! You are terrible!"
"Dwight, you are a kiss-up. You're a kiss-ass. Boom, roasted!"
"I'm not nuts, I'm an innovator!"
"I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose... And a panther."
"I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy who works in an office."
"I'm an undiscovered genius."
"Oh, it is on! Like a prawn who yawns at dawn."
"That's what she said."
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
"It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a triangle of success."
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
"That's what she said... or he said."
"I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
"I am Beyoncé always."
"You only live once. False. You live every day. You only die once."
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms."
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
"I'm not defensive. You're the one that's being defensive."
"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
"I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out."
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"I am Beyoncé, always."
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
"It's a $200 plasma TV stolen from a man who would've sold me his own mother for a twinkie."
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I understand nothing."
"I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me."
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."
"Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's baloney, because grief isn't wrong."
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