Memorable Funny Inspirational Work Quotes

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"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And if you can't love what you do, then learn to love to hate it in a funny way."
Unknown
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have... Or maybe I'm just better at making luck jokes."
Thomas Jefferson
"Don't be afraid to give your best at work. After all, if it doesn't work out, at least you can look back and laugh at how hard you tried."
Unknown
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one... but make sure to do it with a funny meme in mind."
Oscar Wilde
"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of humor... although some good office pranks along the way wouldn't hurt either."
Winston Churchill
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary... and in a really funny comedy sketch."
Vidal Sassoon
"Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them... until they come with a punchline."
Ann Landers
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"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito... or working in a cubicle with a cheerful playlist on."
Dalai Lama
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces... but they are all reserved for the ones who actually reach the destination, and the ones with a good sense of humor."
Mary Kay Ash
"If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now... especially if it involves an office prank gone wrong."
Marie Osmond
"The only impossible journey is the one you never begin... or the one where everyone is being too serious at the office and you're the only one cracking jokes."
Tony Robbins
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going... but feel free to sneak in a funny meme break every now and then."
Sam Levenson
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. So take the shot... and take selfies with your colleagues while you're at it."
Wayne Gretzky
"I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse... well, except for the one where I blamed it all on the office coffee."
Florence Nightingale
"The fruit of your own hard work is the sweetest... but adding a little sprinkle of humor on top makes it even sweeter."
Deepak Chopra
"Believe you can, and you're halfway there. Believe you can't, and you're probably halfway to the coffee machine... or halfway toward a good office joke."
Theodore Roosevelt
"The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try... and maybe a good coworker who can take a joke."
Paulo Coelho
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work... with a side of office pranks, of course."
Steve Jobs
"The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today... and to have a good laugh about today's mistakes when tomorrow comes."
Elbert Hubbard
"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today... or our tendency to take ourselves too seriously."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure... and a good sense of humor to go along with it."
Colin Powell
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"A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work... but adding a funny magic trick along the way doesn't hurt."
Colin Powell
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful... and probably cracking jokes while doing it."
Albert Schweitzer
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. But I also find that luck is just hard work in disguise... with a funny twist."
Thomas Jefferson
"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And a good sense of humor to laugh at the mishaps on the way."
Walt Disney
"Hard work always pays off, but so does napping."
Tom Hardy
"I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet."
Jack London
"It's hard to beat a person who never gives up... especially when they have coffee."
Jim Carrey
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do... or coffee."
Steve Jobs
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"Don’t count the days, make the days count... especially the weekends."
Muhammad Ali
"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm... and a good sense of humor."
Winston Churchill
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary... or in a coffee shop."
Vidal Sassoon
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one... and then imagine yourself on a beach."
Oscar Wilde
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal... or your favorite office snacks."
Henry Ford
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"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination... and bring snacks for the journey."
Jimmy Dean
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful... especially if what you're doing involves cake."
Albert Schweitzer
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work... or to have a really comfortable office chair."
Steve Jobs
"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop... unless you're in a go-kart, then speed matters a lot."
Confucius
"The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work... and a good sense of humor."
Harry Golden
"The future depends on what you do today... and the amount of coffee you consume."
Mahatma Gandhi
"The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible... and to have a good playlist while working."
Charles Kingsleigh
"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you... but you might also need sunglasses for that."
Walt Whitman
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful... and you will have a lot of funny stories to tell."
Albert Schweitzer
"Believe you can and you're halfway there... the other half is probably a good cup of coffee."
Theodore Roosevelt
"If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission... but it's probably a good idea to inform your boss."
Anonymous
"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today... and maybe the 5 pm work deadline."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Opportunities don't happen. You create them... or you wait for the coffee machine to be free."
Chris Grosser
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary... and in motivational quotes."
Vidal Sassoon
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And if you don't love it yet, keep looking. Don't settle."
Steve Jobs
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."
Albert Schweitzer
"Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
Mark Twain
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
Will Rogers
"Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
"The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible."
Charles Kingsleigh
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
Sam Levenson
"The harder you work for something, the greater you'll feel when you achieve it."
Unknown
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do."
Steve Jobs
"You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have."
Maya Angelou
"Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Focus on being productive instead of busy."
Tim Ferriss
"Fall seven times, stand up eight."
Japanese Proverb
"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."
Reggie Leach
"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going."
Jim Ryun
"The only way to find out what you are really made of is to step up and try."
Unknown
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do... and be willing to laugh at yourself along the way."
Steve Martin
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have... Or maybe it’s just that my sense of humor attracts good fortune!"
George Bernard Shaw
"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm – and maybe a good joke or two in between."
Winston Churchill
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese... and a much-needed break during work!"
Will Rogers
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one... and then have a good chuckle at how lost you'd be!"
Oscar Wilde
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work... But with the right attitude, you’ll see the funny side of it!"
Thomas Edison
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them laugh at work."
Maya Angelou
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary... and maybe in a really good comedy sketch!"
Vidal Sassoon
"You can't use up creativity – the more you use, the more you have... It's like laughter, it just keeps flowing during work!"
Maya Angelou
"The secret to getting ahead is getting started... And sometimes, getting started involves a hearty laugh at your own expense!"
Mark Twain
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose... And maybe take a detour for a funny movie during work!"
Dr. Seuss
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going... but don't forget to take a break to watch a hilarious cat video now and then!"
Sam Levenson
"Believe you can and you're halfway there... The other half involves finding the humor in what you're doing at work!"
Theodore Roosevelt
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it... or too busy cracking a joke to notice it sneaking up on them!"
Henry David Thoreau
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... but sometimes, those shots are meant for the blooper reel at work!"
Wayne Gretzky
"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday... but it's also fun to have a friendly competition with your work buddy for the most dad jokes."
Matt Haig
"Don’t limit your challenges, challenge your limits... and your co-workers to a 'bad joke of the day' contest!"
Jerry Dunn
"Work hard, have fun, make a difference... and don't forget to insert a well-timed pun during your presentation!"
Steve Jobs
"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself about why you can't achieve it... Rewrite that story with a comedic twist!"
Jordan Belfort
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work... with a side of laughter, of course!"
Steve Jobs
"The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus... and a quirky sense of humor to keep things interesting!"
Bruce Lee
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success... and sometimes, a good laugh is the key to both!"
Albert Schweitzer
"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great... and sprinkle in some humor along the way to make the journey more enjoyable!"
Zig Ziglar
"The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today... so, let's laugh off those doubts and tackle the day with a smile!"
Franklin D. Roosevelt
"The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible... and maybe throw in a few pratfalls and puns on the way!"
Charles Kingsleigh
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle."
Steve Jobs
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
Charlie McCarthy
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
Thomas Jefferson
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Thomas Edison
"The biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee how to fail intelligently. We have to train him to experiment over and over and to keep on trying and failing until he learns what will work."
Charles Kettering
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."
Sarah Brown
"Why do anything unless it is going to be great?"
Peter Block
"A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world."
John Le Carre
"So often people are working hard at the wrong thing. Working on the right thing is probably more important than working hard."
Caterina Fake
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
Albert Einstein
"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm."
Winston Churchill
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."
Vidal Sassoon
"The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one."
Oscar Wilde
"The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself."
Oscar Wilde
"The only time to look down on someone is when you are helping them up."
Jesse Jackson
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
Wayne Gretzky
"Nothing will work unless you do."
Maya Angelou
"Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out."
Robert Collier
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work."
Steve Jobs
"It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters."
Epictetus
"Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work."
Stephen King
"Just be yourself. Let people see the real, imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful, magical person that you are."
Unknown
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
Henry David Thoreau
"Dream big and dare to fail."
Norman Vaughan
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