78 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Friday.
"It's Friday! Time to make stories for Monday."
"Friday called. She's on her way and she's bringing wine!"
"On Fridays, I prefer my espresso in a martini."
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to save the day."
"Friday is the golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend."
"Friday: The golden thread that ties together the week's worth of hard work."
"Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?"
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"Friday is the day I feel most like Ingrid Bergman, posing in black and white in Casablanca, saying, 'Here's looking at you, kid.'"
"Friday is like a green light; you speed up without looking back."
"Hands up if you're ready to do something you'll regret this weekend!"
"Friday feels like a hug from a disco ball."
"Friday is the day that reminds us that hard work matters and should be rewarded with some play."
"Nothing messes up your Friday like finding out it's only Tuesday."
"Make Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next paycheck."
"TGIF. Thank God I'm Fabulous!"
"When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn't matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions."
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."
"Oh! It's Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss."
"Friday: the day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also, the day to put your feet up and think of nothing else."
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop a raging Monday from destroying our week."
"Happy Friday! Here's to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood."
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"I don't work on Fridays. I make appearances."
"On Fridays, the work week becomes a distant memory as you gear up for the weekend ahead."
"Living for today, planning for tomorrow, partying tonight!"
"Friday is the perfect day to catch a sunset and enjoy some good company."
"Cheers to the freakin' weekend! I'll drink to that."
"Friday is the day to get caught up on things you have put off all week."
"Friday: The day when we wear our comfy clothes like armor against the outside world."
"Friday is my second favorite day of the week. My first is when my therapist says we can skip the session."
"We all love Fridays. It's the official start of the never-ending laundry cycle."
"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday."
"Friday afternoon feels like Heaven."
"Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work. Let the weekend begin!"
"Happy Friday! May your coffee be strong, and your day short."
"Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week, end on a high note, and have some fun!"
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"Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week, and treat yourself to the joys of the weekend ahead."
"Friday is a day to live on the edge and challenge the norm."
"It's Friday, I'm in love."
"Friday called. She's on her way and she's bringing wine."
"Friday, my second favorite F word."
"I may not be perfect but I'm always myself... unless it's Friday. On Fridays, I'm Fonzie."
"Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other."
"I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Fridays."
"Happy Friday! May your weekend feel long and your Monday short."
"Happy Friday! If you see me without coffee, run."
"Hello Friday, I've been looking for you since Monday."
"Friday. My resolve is to sleep in tomorrow."
"Friday is the perfect day to be happy."
"Dear Friday, I'm so glad we are back together. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."
"Hands up if you're ready to do something you'll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing."
"It's Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don't frown and let the monster see you smile!"
"Happy Friday! When someone tells you to just relax and take it easy, they obviously don't understand your life."
"Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week."
"Giving up coffee is scary. It's Friday the 13th today. Good luck."
"It's Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday."
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard."
"Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first."
"I haven't been this excited about Friday since last Friday."
"Friday called. She's on her way and she's bringing the wine."
"It's Friday, time to make good stories for Monday."
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend."
"If Friday had a face, I would kiss it."
"Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work, then you stop."
"Friday is my second favorite F-word. My first is food, definitely food."
"Friday: The day where the only decision you need to make is bottle or glass."
"On Fridays, the body achieves what the mind believes."
"Friday is the 'golden ticket' that allows us to ride through the weekend."
"It's Friday. I'm just saying ‘hello’ to the weekend."
"Friday: The day where happiness multiplies by two."
"Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek."
"Thank God it's Friday... I couldn't take another day of that place."
"Have a rocking Friday full of smile and laughs!"
"Friday. The golden thread that ties the workweek together."
"Friday is nature's way of saying it's time to party."
"Friday is here! Let the shenanigans begin."
"Thank God it's Friday because the weekend has finally landed!"
"Friday is the day the world embraced the word ‘fun’."
"Good morning! It's Friday - let the drama begin."
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