Memorable Funny Film Quotes

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"I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"Are you not entertained?"
Gladiator
"That rug really tied the room together."
The Big Lebowski
"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
Scarface
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
The Sandlot
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Jaws
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride
"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."
Goldfinger
"Do or do not. There is no try."
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
"I'm king of the world!"
Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind
"You talking to me?"
Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver
"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
Bette Davis in All About Eve
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Al Pacino in Scarface
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
Basil Rathbone in The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump
"I'll have what she's having."
Estelle Reiner in When Harry Met Sally
"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark
"You're killin' me, Smalls!"
Patrick Renna in The Sandlot
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
Julia Roberts in Notting Hill
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"I'm the king of the world! I can do anything!"
Jack Black in School of Rock
"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Mel Gibson in Braveheart
"I'm kind of a big deal."
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
Notting Hill
"I feel the need... the need for speed."
Top Gun
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Home Alone
"That'll do, pig. That'll do."
Babe
"There's no crying in baseball!"
A League of Their Own
"It's not a purse, it's a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."
The Hangover
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"My precious."
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
When Harry Met Sally
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Star Wars
"I'll be back."
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry."
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk in 'The Avengers'
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Al Pacino as Michael Corleone in 'The Godfather Part II'
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Leslie Nielsen as Dr. Rumack in 'Airplane!'
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump
"It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."
Zach Galifianakis as Alan in 'The Hangover'
"I feel the need... the need for speed!"
Tom Cruise as Maverick in 'Top Gun'
"Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"
Lacey Chabert as Gretchen Wieners in 'Mean Girls'
"You had me at hello."
Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire in 'Jerry Maguire'
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle in 'Dirty Dancing'
"I feel the need - the need for speed!"
Top Gun
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Jaws
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Just keep swimming."
Finding Nemo
"To infinity and beyond!"
Toy Story
"It's alive! It's alive!"
Frankenstein
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
Dazed and Confused
"Why so serious?"
The Dark Knight
"I'm the king of the world!"
Titanic
"Here's looking at you, kid."
Casablanca
"You can't handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men
"I see dead people."
The Sixth Sense
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
"Houston, we have a problem."
Apollo 13
"May the Force be with you."
Star Wars
"You're killing me, Smalls."
The Sandlot
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
The Shawshank Redemption
"Here's Johnny!"
The Shining
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Apocalypse Now
"Go ahead, make my day."
Sudden Impact
"You talkin' to me?"
Taxi Driver
"You can't sit with us!"
Mean Girls
"There's no place like home."
The Wizard of Oz
"Hasta la vista, baby."
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"Show me the money!"
Jerry Maguire
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