127 result(s) for Funny Sad Quotes.
"It’s a shame to see people wasting time. But it’s even more of a shame to see them do it without laughter."
"Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I’m finally at a place in my life where I can say: I’m too old for this."
"The key to happiness is to be happy with yourself. If you can’t do that, well, good luck!"
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
"I have all the time in the world to be myself. Unfortunately, I’m never myself."
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"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I think it’s good to be a little sad sometimes; it makes the funny moments even funnier."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"It's hard to be a writer today. With all my life experiences, I can’t even write a grocery list without becoming existential."
"I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me."
"I’m on the patch to health, but there are donuts everywhere!"
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"I can’t believe I spent most of my life trying to figure out what I was doing wrong, when I could have just been enjoying it."
"Why is it that we park on driveways and drive on parkways?"
"I told my therapist about my fear of commitment—now we’re married!"
"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"I don’t know what the future holds, but I do know it probably will not make me feel better about today."
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"Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it."
"Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most."
"If you think it’s hard to keep your business running, try keeping your life running!"
"I feel like I’m too positive to be distraught, but too negative to be happy."
"Sometimes I wish I could be a kid again. Skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts."
"I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong."
"To be happy, you must be a little sad; otherwise, you do not appreciate the happiness."
"I tried to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my own a**."
"Sadness flies away on the wings of time, but time is a cruel joker."
"Life is short, and it’s getting shorter. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. So, laugh before the sadness gets you."
"Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable than risk being happy."
"The road to happiness is paved with the ashes of dead dreams."
"I always wanted to be somebody. Now I realize I should have been more specific."
"Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society."
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"You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you. Sometimes you laugh to keep from crying."
"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different?"
"I have a tendency to be very, very funny. I just don’t often let it show."
"Life is like a camera. Focus on what’s important. Capture the good times. Develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot."
"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, 'It might have been.'"
"The only thing worse than being alone is being with someone who makes you feel alone."
"I suppose I should say I’m a little sadder than usual for the moment."
"I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I’m sure you’re doing it wrong."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with."
"Many people think excitement is happiness… But when you are excited, you are not peaceful. True happiness is based on peace."
"I laugh at myself. Then I’m sad at how easy it is."
"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."
"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that."
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone."
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."
"The only thing worse than being lonely is being surrounded by people who make you feel lonely."
"I'm not sure if I'm depressed or just allergic to everything."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I live in a constant state of fear and paranoia."
"Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
"I told my therapist about my addiction to Twitter; he didn't reply."
"I'm so glad we had this time together just to have a laugh or sing a song."
"I wonder if I could have a little more time to think about it."
"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"You've got to be careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
"My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait."
"Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans."
"The road to recovery is always under construction."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Every time I go on a diet, I eat my own body weight in chocolate chip cookies."
"When they hand you that baby, you suddenly realize you’re really in charge of something that matters. And it freaks you out."
"I told my wife her cooking was awful, and she told me to get out of the kitchen. She's such a huge help."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body."
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"The sad truth is that it’s always for the best, even when you’re laughing about it."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. Sometimes it just makes me sad."
"I didn't fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
"I often feel that I’m the only sane person in a world full of madness. That makes me sad and funny."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, and sometimes, that's pretty sad."
"I'm not miserable, just entertainingly sad."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes. But sometimes she’s sad."
"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. It’s both funny and sad."
"I’m not going to let anyone take me down because I’d rather be sad and funny than just sad."
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters. It's funny because it’s so sad."
"Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. Sometimes it’s sad, but mostly it’s funny."
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious, which sometimes leads me to sad places."
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. That’s why it’s both sad and funny."
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious, and sometimes very sad."
"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. It’s both funny and sad why some succeed and some fail."
"You can’t put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. But sometimes those dreams turn sad."
"I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all. Sometimes it’s the only way to cope with sadness."
"Sadder than you’ll ever realize is the story that remains untold. But it can also be quite funny."
"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. It’s a funny sad existence."
"It’s sad when someone you know becomes a stranger. It’s funny how easily that happens."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. And that can be quite sad, yet humorous."
"The only thing worse than a bad day is a bad pun. But hey, we laugh to hide the sadness."
"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless. It’s funny but tragic."
"I would rather be a cynic, than a blind optimist. But sometimes the cynicism can leave you feeling sad."
"The only way to get rid of a death wish is to keep laughing at it. That’s a funny sad reality."
"The sadness will last forever. But I've always been the funny one."
"Just remember, the world is full of kind people. If you can’t find one, be one. But if you can’t, the world is also full of people who laugh at sad things. You’re not alone!"
"I am a deeply superficial person."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. But that doesn't mean I have to stop laughing!"
"I used to think that I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And sad."
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
"The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality."
"You can't be sad when you're holding a taco."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted, especially if you're sad."
"Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes. Possibly laughing at his sadness too."
"I'm not just a mess; I'm a whole mess of feelings—mostly sad with a side of humor."
"The secret to humor is surprise, especially when it’s sad!"
"I'm not funny. What I am is mean and sad."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city—and laughing about it."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party out of our sadness!"
"You don't have to be sad all the time; it's okay to laugh at your own tragedies."
"I told my therapist about my depression, and we both laughed about it. It’s a good thing we did, because otherwise we’d both be crying."
"The older I get, the less I know, and the better I feel about it...unless I'm sad."
"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. But don't forget to laugh while you're swimming, especially if it's cold and sad."
"There’s nothing more entertaining than a sad clown, as long as they know how to joke about it."
"I realized that I was just an awkward moment waiting to happen - and I laughed at my own sadness."
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you while being sad."
"I came to the conclusion that I don't need a therapist; I can laugh at my problems just fine myself!"
"It is a good thing for an artist to be alone. It stimulates him. But too much loneliness is depressing. So, make jokes about it!"
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