131 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Drummers.
"I have a love-hate relationship with drumming. I love to do it, and my neighbors hate it!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a drum set, and that’s pretty close!"
"If the drummer is not playing in the garage, he is already in the band!"
"Drummers don’t have to worry about the words. That’s why they don't get written up for them!"
"Being a drummer is about making noise, not about how it sounds!"
"Every drummer I know has a terrific grip on reality; it just seems to be a little loose!"
"Drummers are the only musicians who need a watch on stage – not to keep time, but to measure how long until the set ends!"
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"I told my drummer I need a raise. He told me to practice more!"
"Drummers are like the sun: they give energy but are too bright for some!"
"Why did the drummer break up with his metronome? Because it couldn’t keep up with him!"
"A drummer's way of saving money? Never buy an expensive pair of sticks; just use your best friends!"
"The drummer is there to make everyone else look good – or at least to make them look like they know what they're doing!"
"If at first, you don’t succeed, add more cymbals!"
"I have a theory that drummers are all half a beat off from reality!"
"Drummers are the heartbeat of the music: they’re also the loudest heartbeat!"
"To a drummer, a good day starts with coffee and ends with less broken sticks!"
"Why did the band go to the beach? To catch some waves and let the drummer practice his surfing on the snare!"
"A drummer’s favorite exercise? The 'drum roll' – it builds muscle and anticipation!"
"What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? The savings bond matures!"
"Why do drummers make great comedians? They always have the perfect timing!"
"Whenever I hear a drummer, I know it’s going to be a good show – at least for the first fifteen minutes!"
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"What’s the best thing about being a drummer? You never have to worry about the lyrics; just hit stuff!"
"A drummer is someone who loves to follow the beat – as long as it’s their own!"
"Being a drummer: it’s all about the sound of your heartbeat amplified!"
"Drummers shouldn’t be afraid of other musicians; they're usually just jealous!"
"You know you are a drummer when you can't help drumming on everything – even the dinner table!"
"I told my wife the truth. I said, 'I’m married to a drummer.' She said, 'I knew that!' I said, 'No, I mean I’m married to a drummer!'"
"Drummers are the only musicians who can't count to four."
"Why did the drummer get kicked off the bus? He couldn’t find the key and didn’t know when to come in!"
"I’m a drummer, and we don’t do anything until we get the call!"
"The drummer is the only musician that shows up to practice with a refrigerator!"
"What did the drummer name his daughter? Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three…"
"You know you're a drummer when you find yourself tapping on everything: your desk, your leg, the wall, your lunch!"
"Drummers are like skunks. They might be stinky, but they are essential to a good time!"
"How do you know if a drummer is at your door? He won't know when to come in!"
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"Drummers spend half their time tuning their drums and the other half swinging them!"
"A drummer walks into a bar. He gets kicked out for not knowing how to count!"
"Why do drummers make great friends? Because they always beat around the bush!"
"What’s the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? The bond will eventually mature and earn money!"
"I’m convinced that the best way to start a fight is to just yell ‘Four!’ in a crowded bar full of drummers!"
"Why did the drummer cross the road? To get to the other side—where his band was waiting for him to take the beat!"
"Never trust a drummer with a toaster—they will just beat it!"
"How can you tell when a drummer is at your door? He never likes to come in, he just wants to play his part!"
"The drummer’s joke: It’s all about timing… and they have none!"
"How do you tell if a drummer is at the door? They can’t find the right key!"
"A drummer is someone who doesn’t mind taking a beating—even if it's their own!"
"Did you hear about the drummer who married a metronome? It was a great match—they were both in perfect time!"
"A drummer is just a musician who hits things!"
"I would use my profiler on the drums, but it's just rhythmically impossible!"
"Ever notice how drummers don’t need a GPS? They always find their way back to the beat!"
"If you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs, you probably just might be a drummer!"
"Every time I play drums, I feel like I’m just beating a dead horse. But hey, a good beat is a good beat!"
"I’ve got a much better sense of rhythm than anybody else I know. I’m a drummer!"
"Why did the drummer cross the road? To get to the other side!"
"As a drummer, your job is to keep the band happy and hold it together; if you're not having fun, this will be a pretty hard job!"
"Drummers are the only musicians that can count to four without taking a breath."
"What’s the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money."
"A drummer is like a fine wine. They take time to mature."
"Always be nice to your drummer. If it's not for a reason, it’s for their own sake."
"Why do drummers always get the last word in an argument? Because they always know how to beat the point across."
"There's a fine line between a rhythm and a rhythm 'n' blues."
"Drummers are the backbone of the band, which is why they often get blamed for all the issues!"
"Your drummer is either amazing or you're probably just in the wrong band."
"I told my drummer to play like he was in the '60s. He came back with a lot of mental health issues."
"I love the way you play! Now, can you play with the handcuffs off?"
"Drummers: because your mom said you could be anything, but you chose to be a loud noise."
"Every drummer I know believes that the louder they play, the better they sound. It’s true. Even when it’s not."
"Why are drummers so good at guessing? They can pick up on rhythm faster than anyone."
"A drummer walks into a bar… and promptly changes the tempo of the conversation."
"Drummers have a special talent: they can make the whole world feel the rhythm of their heart."
"I’m not saying my drummer is lazy, but he tried to sit down at my keyboard once."
"Some drummers are just like the weather; they have a stormy side!"
"The only problem with being a drummer is that you're usually stuck behind a giant set of cymbals!"
"A good drummer is like a good chef: they know how to mix the right ingredients together."
"If drummers ruled the world, there’d be no problems. Just a lot of noise."
"The best drummers are like great comedians... they know when to deliver the punchline!"
"Why do drummers make great detectives? Because they can always find the beat!"
"In a band, the drummer is just like a comedian: they know how to keep the audience laughing!"
"Drummers are the only ones who can keep the beat without a metronome—or a life."
"Why do drummers make great friends? They’re always there to have your backbeat!"
"A drummer finds it hard to engage in conversation. They keep interrupting with fills!"
"To be a drummer, you have to have a good sense of rhythm, great timing, and a whole lot of patience—especially when you're waiting for the band to show up."
"I told my friend I was going to be a drummer. He laughed and said, 'Just make sure you don't beat around the bush!'"
"What’s the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? After a few years, the bond will eventually mature!"
"Drummers have the best sense of timing—especially when it's time to take a break!"
"Why did the drummer get kicked off the band? He kept breaking the tempo!"
"It's easy to be a drummer; all you have to do is hit things and hope it sounds good!"
"A drummer knows how to keep a crowd entertained—especially when the drummer is me!"
"When you buy a drum set, always remember that 90% of the work is keeping your bandmates happy when they complain about the noise!"
"The best part about being a drummer? You can practice anywhere—at the grocery store, at home, or even on the subway!"
"Drummers don't have to worry about getting lost in the music—because they’re usually lost in their own world!"
"What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted!"
"A drummer is the only one who can get kicked out of a concert for drumming too loudly!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the drummer!"
"Drummers are never late; they simply roll in with the rhythm!"
"Being a drummer is like being an artist—only your canvas is a drum kit!"
"What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool!"
"Why do drummers make great detectives? Because they know how to track things down!"
"How do you tell if a drummer is at your door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in!"
"Did you hear about the drummer who became a banker? He found a way to make cents out of rhythms!"
"Why are drummers great at parties? They always know how to keep the beat going!"
"What do you call a drummer without a band? Homeless!"
"You know you're a drummer when your hobbies include banging on furniture!"
"The only thing louder than a drummer is a drummer's ego!"
"Drummers might not always get the spotlight, but they definitely steal the show!"
"I can't help it if I have a rhythm in my soul."
"The drummer is the backbone of the band – and also the punchline."
"Why did the drummer leave his metronome at home? Because he wanted to play it by ear!"
"Drummers are like people with sticky notes. Very organized but easily forgotten in larger groups."
"A drummer’s favorite breakfast? A stack of pancakes—with plenty of jam!"
"How do you know if a drummer is at your door? He can't find the right key and doesn’t know when to come in."
"What’s the definition of a drummer? A musician who doesn’t have to worry about holding on to the melody!"
"Drummers have a unique perspective on time. They’re always late—and never early!"
"Why did the drummer cross the road? To beat the chicken!"
"You can always tell a drummer, but you can’t tell him much."
"A drummer is someone who beats things for a living, and sometimes for fun!"
"Why do drummers make great friends? Because they always know how to keep the beat!"
"Drumming is like cooking. Sometimes you just have to make a lot of noise until you get it right."
"Behind every great band is a drummer who thinks he should be in the front."
"What does a drummer say when he gets to heaven? 'I want the set in a different key.'"
"Why are drummers great at relationships? Because they know how to beat around the bush!"
"The only thing harder than being a drummer is listening to a drummer joke."
"Drummers don’t just play the drums; they keep the rest of us grounded!"
"A good drummer is like a good waiter… they both know how to serve you right!"
"If you drop a drummer, will he make a sound?"
"How do you get a drummer to play softer? Steal their sticks!"
"Why are there so few drummers in the world? Because they can’t keep their own time!"
"Why do drummers always get the best parking spots? Because they know how to drive you crazy!"
"What did the drummer say to the band leader? 'I'm just a little beat!' "
"People who think drummers are unimportant have never tried to dance without one!"
"I used to be a drummer until I found out I could play the kazoo!"
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