110 result(s) for Funny Wizard Of Oz Quotes.
"What a world, what a world!"
"Are you a brain or a heart?"
"The only place you can go is the Wizard."
"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto."
"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."
"You have plenty of courage, I am sure. It’s a matter of what you’re going to do with it."
"I never could make up my mind. I just never could."
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"Truly, there’s no place like home, and that’s what makes you want to go back."
"You're a bad man, the Oz!"
"Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!"
"There’s no place like home!"
"I can't help it. I'm a fatalist."
"The road to the Wizard is paved with danger."
"It's not how much you have, but what you do with what you have."
"I think I'll take a trip to the Land of Oz."
"All we need is a little of that courage!"
"I'll tell you what, we can all have a brain that sees right, a heart that feels right, and courage that does right."
"Don't be a scaredy-cat."
"You can’t go back home to your family if you don’t have a family to go back to."
"Munchkins! They’re too cute! I can’t! I just can’t!"
"I'm not a bad witch. I'm just a misunderstood one."
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"I think I'll miss you the most of all."
"You have plenty of courage, I am sure. Answering the call of danger is the overflow of your courage."
"It's so nice to be back home again."
"You can't even tell what the heart is made of!"
"I don't need to be confident; I have courage!"
"I would dance with you in the dark of the moon, and I'd stay with you until the morning light."
"You people are not equipped to deal with my psychosis."
"It’s not what you look like, it’s what you are inside that matters."
"If I only had a heart."
"Now I know I've been dreaming. This can't be real."
"You can't go back to Kansas until you've learned something."
"The road to the Emerald City is paved with good intentions."
"The land of Oz is filled with magic, mystery, and a whole lot of laughs."
"No matter where you go, you can't escape reality."
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"Sometimes, when you're lost, you find yourself, too."
"You should always believe in yourself, no matter how impossible things seem."
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step out of your comfort zone."
"Home is where your story begins."
"Your heart is where your real magic is!"
"When a little bluebird flies over the rainbow, you’ll find your true love."
"Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high, there’s a land that I heard of once in a lullaby."
"I’m not a witch, I’m just a girl who was in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"People will say I’m a fool to think that I can change the world, but I’ll show them all."
"The Wizard? The Wizard is a genius!"
"Why, oh why can’t I find a heart?"
"The road goes on forever and the party never ends."
"Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage!"
"I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers, consultin' with the rain."
"You can't get there from here."
"It’s all in the mind, you know."
"I don’t mind being a part of your adventure."
"I’d trade it all for a heart."
"Oh, you’re out of luck, buddy!"
"Toto, I think we should go back to Kansas."
"I have a feeling we’ll be seeing the Wizard soon."
"I am a bad witch!"
"You’re going to need a lot more than a pair of ruby slippers to fix this one."
"I’m not afraid of anything, even my own shadow!"
"The only thing I’m missing is my brain."
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"
"It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!"
"Were not in Kansas anymore!"
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
"A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others."
"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t you think?"
"There's no place like home."
"I’m a witch, I’m not a monster!"
"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
"It is my very great pleasure to present to you the Wizard of Oz!"
"You want a brain? I could have told you that!"
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."
"I don’t know how to make it go any faster. Perhaps if we had some coffee, or tea!"
"The brain is the most important part of the body - don’t be a scarecrow!"
"I feel like I’m not in Kansas anymore."
"Why, I’d make a fabulous queen!"
"I will not be bullied by a pair of shoes!"
"A lion doesn’t need to roar!"
"This is where I part ways with you, but that doesn’t mean I won’t continue to fight for you."
"You’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!"
"I have my own place, and I’m proud of it!"
"Wickedness can never be happiness."
"I'll get you for this, Dorothy!"
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead."
"Flying monkeys! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"
"What would you do with a brain if you had one?"
"Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh my!"
"I'm not a bad witch. I'm not a good witch. I’m just a very busy witch."
"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't you think?"
"You have plenty of courage, I am sure. All you need is confidence in yourself."
"The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began."
"There’s no place like home."
"I’m the Wizard, and I can show you wishes come true."
"I’ll have to take my time getting home, or I’ll never find my way back."
"It's not enough to simply be a good witch; you have to be a busy one!"
"If I only had a brain!"
"A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!"
"You think you’re so clever, don’t you? You’ll find out differently!"
"I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"You might as well be made of wood."
"A lion without courage is like a tiger without stripes."
"You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you!"
"It’s the Wizard of Oz, how can it not be a little bit funny?"
"So you think you can outsmart me? Let's see about that!"
"There’s no place like home, especially with a good sense of humor!"
"I'd give anything for a heart!"
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