104 result(s) for Alcohol Quotes.
"I love to go to the pub with my friends and to drink beer. It’s fun."
"A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure."
"The best of all medicines are resting and fasting."
"I think alcohol is good for you, I really do."
"Whiskey is liquid sunshine."
"The more I drink, the more I want to drink."
"I never drink during the week, but I will have a drink or two on the weekend."
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"That’s the whole trouble with science. You’ve got a lot of empiricists looking for the truth, but the truth is a living, breathing thing that can’t be captured with a rigorous methodology."
"Champagne is the only drink that enhances a woman’s beauty."
"The drinking of good wine is a pleasant and a peaceful thing."
"A man has to work so hard to see a simple drink."
"Bourbon is the most American of spirits."
"Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity."
"There’s a lot of people that say they don’t drink, but they can’t work a 12-hour shift without coffee. That’s another way of having an altered state."
"Drunkenness is nothing but a voluntary madness."
"Tequila may not solve all your problems, but it's worth a shot."
"The hardest thing about drinking is that you never know when you’re going to stop."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
"One martini is alright, two is too much, and three is not enough."
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"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."
"The hard part about being a bartender is NOBODY LISTENS TO YOU."
"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking."
"I think alcohol adds a level of sophistication to everything."
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
"I like a good brew, and I like good scotch."
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
"In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it."
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"There are no bad beers, only some are better than others."
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
"I can't drown my demons; they know how to swim."
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"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
"There is nothing about a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a butterfly."
"I would give all the wealth of the world, and all the deeds of all the heroes, for one drop of a drink that would give me the courage to think."
"Let's face it, a nice cold beer is a great way to cool down in the summer."
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
"I drink because I’m bored."
"There are two kinds of people: those who want to drink and those who want to be their friend."
"Wine is a constant source of enjoyment."
"A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, 'Where did you get that?' The parrot says, 'In the pub down the street, they have hundreds of them.'"
"There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot be realized until personal experience has brought it home."
"Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages."
"Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Drink, and dance, and laugh, and love."
"I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not a politician."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"A good beer can be judged by its label."
"As long as there is vodka, there is hope."
"When I’m happy, I drink. When I’m sad, I drink. When I’m bored, I drink."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day."
"Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"One drink is too many, and a thousand drinks are not enough."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others."
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
"I like a drink that’s simple, but not easy."
"A bartender is just a pharmacy with a limited inventory."
"There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met."
"Alcohol is the only thing that can make other people feel less annoying."
"I never met a beer I didn’t like."
"Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman."
"The best beer is the one you’re drinking."
"Good people drink good beer."
"I drink whiskey because it’s good for my soul."
"Never refuse a drink, it can only be a mistake if you have to pay for it."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"There is no solution. Seek the advice of your local bartender."
"Let’s drink to the fact that it’s Friday!"
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"I’ve taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"In wine, there is truth."
"Time flies when you're having rum."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"A good conscience is a soft pillow."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"I can resist anything except temptation."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is a second glass."
"Good friends and good wine, the best recipe for happiness."
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."
"There’s always time for a cocktail, or two."
"The drink was a Frenchman’s idea of hospitality to a stranger."
"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
"Let’s drink to the health of our friends, and to the happiness of all."
"Drinking is a way of thinking that you are more important than you really are."
"I only drink to make other people interesting."
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"A balanced diet is a glass of wine in each hand."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
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